Escape to Paradise: Turkuaz Pansiyon, Kas, Turkey - Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Turkuaz Pansiyon, Kas, Turkey - Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Turkuaz Pansiyon, Kaş, Turkey - My Dream (and Potentially Yours!) Getaway?!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. I've just returned from a trip to Turkuaz Pansiyon in Kaş, Turkey, and the fallout… well, let’s just say it's a mixed bag of sun-kissed bliss and the occasional mosquito bite of reality. This isn’t your sterile, corporate hotel review; this is the raw, unedited experience of an (admittedly slightly neurotic) traveler.
Let's Start with the Good Crap (and the Not-So-Good, 'Cause Let's Be Honest):
Firstly, Kaş itself is stunning. Seriously, picture turquoise waters, dramatic cliffs, and a vibe that’s somehow both laid-back and buzzing with life. Turkuaz Pansiyon, right from the start, understood the "escape" part of the equation.
Accessibility (or Lack Thereof, Sigh):
Right off the bat, let’s be real. This place ain't built for wheelchairs. Accessibility is… well, let’s classify it as "optimistic." There are steps, uneven paths, and a general "mountain village" aesthetic that doesn't scream "easily navigable." Keep that in mind, folks.
The Room: A Mixed Bag of Awesome and… Minor Annoyances:
We had a room with a balcony, and the view? Chef’s kiss. Absolutely breathtaking. The air conditioning worked like a charm – essential in the Turkish heat! - and the blackout curtains were a godsend for catching up on some crucial sleep. I love a good sleep! There was even an in-room safe box, which, you know, peace of mind. But and a big BUT, and a big BUT, and a BIG BUT the Wi-Fi? Well, let's just say I had to wander around the entire place to find a consistent signal, even with Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! advertised. A minor irritant, I guess…
Inside the room itself, an additional toilet was available, which was a bonus! The bathroom! Ah, the bathroom. The bathrobes were a nice touch! But the shower's water pressure was a little, let's say, tepid. Not scalding, not freezing, just…meh. The slippers were, gratefully, very comfy.
The Amenities: A Smörgåsbord of Possibilities… And Reality:
Okay, here's where things get interesting. On paper, Turkuaz Pansiyon boasts an impressive list of things to do. A swimming pool with a pool with a view! Check! A Spa! Check! A Sauna, steamroom, and massage?! Double-check! Fitness center? Yep! But the reality? The gym was more of a "fitness corner," and my attempt at a Body scrub felt more like a skin polishing with a loofah used for washing dishes. The Poolside bar was great for some drinks, but the Happy hour was kind of a miss - prices were, let's say, not that happy. And the Massage felt good after all the sightseeing, though!
Dining/Drinking - A Culinary Adventure (Sometimes):
The Breakfast [buffet] was, overall, pretty decent. Western breakfast and Asian breakfast options available - though I was a bit disappointed there was no full English. The coffee was strong, the fruits were fresh, and there was enough to keep you going until lunch. I have read of Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service but didn't get to experience that. The coffee shop was a nice touch for a mid-afternoon pick-me-up, and the Poolside bar kept me hydrated. There are Restaurants and A la carte in restaurant options available. And I did have salad in restaurant on several occasions, which was great and delicious. Overall a nice option to go with.
Cleanliness and Safety - Pandemic-era Realities:
I did notice the Daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff seemed genuinely invested in safety protocols. There was Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the physical distancing measures (at least, on paper) were in place. There was Staff trained in safety protocol. I didn't ask, but I did see the Anti-viral cleaning products. I'm a worrier so these are the things I look out for! However I didn't see Individually-wrapped food options.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things Matter:
The concierge was helpful. The Daily housekeeping was efficient. The Luggage storage was convenient. There was Cash withdrawal option available - perfect! And I have seen Dry cleaning available too.
For The Kids - Family Friendlyish:
I'm not sure if Babysitting service was there, though I did see the advertisement of Family/child friendly. I may not have been the right audience.
Getting Around - Wheels Up! (Or Not):
Airport transfer? They offer it! Car park [on-site] is available. And Taxi service! But the most amazing of all is the Car power charging station - perfect!
Accessibility - The Big One (Again!):
Okay, I'll reiterate this: Facilities for disabled guests are not a strong suit. This is not an inclusive hotel.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Let The Fun Begin!
I didn't experience Body wrap or Foot bath, though they are advertised and available. The best thing to do is to soak in the swimming pool. I did go to the Spa and did some treatments, which was a great experience! The Gym/fitness centre was available - but I ended up hiking, which was a better option (for me anyway!).
The Whole Experience – My Stream of Consciousness:
Look, Turkuaz Pansiyon has its quirks. It's not a perfectly polished hotel, but that's part of its charm. It's got character, a stunning location, and a staff that genuinely wants you to enjoy yourself.
The best thing? Sitting on that balcony, glass of something cold in hand, overlooking the turquoise sea… It’s an experience that will stick with me. Despite the water pressure.
The Verdict:
Would I go back? Hmm… Probably. I'd prepare myself for some minor inconveniences and embrace the imperfections. Turkuaz Pansiyon isn't perfect, but it's got a soul, and that, my friends, is what truly makes a getaway memorable.
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Turkuaz Dreams (and maybe some nightmares) - A Kas Itinerary (ish)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-planned travelogue. This is the raw, unfiltered truth of a week (or at least trying to be a week) spent at the legendary Turkuaz Pansiyon in Kas, Turkey. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and more Baklava than any human should consume.
Day 1: Arrival and the Awkward Hello
- Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): The airport. Shudders. Let's just say the flight was… eventful. Screaming babies, a dude trying to smuggle a suspiciously large suitcase through, and me, desperately clutching my Dramamine like a lifeline. Reached Dalaman, thank god. The transfer to Kas was scenic, but I'm still blurry, exhausted and confused. My stomach is already rumbling in anticipation.
- Midday (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Arrived at Turkuaz! The place is even more charming in person, all bougainvillea and whitewashed walls. Found the room (yay!), unpacked (sort of… more like flung luggage across the room, let's be honest), and attempted to navigate the tiny balcony. I nearly fell. The view is…wow. Turquoise waters shimmering, tiny fishing boats bobbing. Okay, this is what dreams are made of.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch at a cafe near the harbor. Ordered a meze platter. Got a LOT. Way too much. Tried speaking some Turkish, botched it spectacularly. The waitress, a woman named Ayşe with eyes that could see right through you and probably guessed my terrible Turkish. I think she was amused. Ate way too much hummus. Feel bloated.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Wander. Explore Kas’s narrow streets, get lost in the maze of shops selling everything from evil eye bracelets to…well, I’m not entirely sure what some of the things were. Found a little shop selling Turkish Delight. Failed to resist. Walked into a shop, tried to barter for a rug (epic fail). It's beautiful, though, almost bought it just for the look of it, even though I have no idea where I'd put anymore stuff. Dinner at a rooftop restaurant. Magnificent view of the sunset, even my soul just got a kick out of it. I feel like I am falling in love with this place. Not looking at my bank account right now.
- Night (8:00 PM onwards): Attempted to find a bar. Ended up in a karaoke bar (Why?! HOW?!). Sang terribly, but everyone was so friendly. Met a guy named Ben who claimed to be from a remote village in Cornwall (hmm?). He knew a lot of Turkish, which was both impressive and slightly intimidating. Passed out in my bed around midnight, reeking of cheap beer and questionable life choices.
Day 2: Dive into the Deep End (and Regret It)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Okay, the hangover. The price of karaoke. Vowed to drink less (yeah, right). Coffee at a place with a view of the harbor. Decided to go diving! I mean, it’s Kas, right? What did I even think I was doing?
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): The diving. Oh, dear god, the diving. I was terrified. Absolutely, positively, utterly terrified. The instructor (a guy named Ali with a ridiculously deep tan and a complete lack of patience) was… tolerant. Somehow, I made it through the open water dive. Saw a turtle. It was amazing. Almost threw up from the fear. Felt like I was going to drown the whole time I was under the surface, it was beautiful too. Amazing and terrifying at the same time.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Recovering from the diving experience. Found a small, quiet restaurant, ordered a simple grilled fish and lots of water. Felt slightly less like a soggy fish myself. Watched the sunset from the little pier. Contemplated the meaning of life (or at least, the meaning of my existence in Kas).
- Night (8:00 PM onwards): Met up with Ben (Cornwall guy) again. He suggested trying the local raki. Cringe. I'm not sure I remember much after that. Woke up this morning wearing someone else's sandals.
Day 3: Island Hopping and a Near-Death Experience (Again)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Island hopping! Took a boat trip to a few nearby islands. Beautiful scenery, turquoise waters, the usual. Swam, snorkelled, sunbathed… tried to avoid getting sunburnt this time. Failed.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch on a remote island. Freshly grilled fish (again!), bread, salad… perfect. Fell asleep in a hammock after lunch, which was probably unwise. Woke up to a swarm of angry wasps. Ran screaming. Almost fell into the sea. Definitely not my finest moment. Almost went back under the surface.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Back in Kas. Treated myself to a ridiculously overpriced ice cream. Sat on a bench and watched the crowds. People-watching is a seriously underrated activity. Saw a couple arguing, a child throwing a tantrum, and a dog attempting to eat a kebab. Beautiful, in a chaotic sort of way.
- Night (8:00 PM onwards): Dinner at a restaurant overlooking the harbor. Tried to be a bit more sophisticated. Ordered octopus. Liked it! (For once.) Met an older couple from Germany who had been coming to Kas for 20 years. They said it was a magical place. Agreed. Woke up at 3 am with an anxiety attack.
Day 4: Doubling Down on the Bliss and the Baklava
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The thing about Kas is that you can't plan. Tried to. Failed miserably, or rather, succeeded in experiencing something completely different from what was planned. So, I gave up, went and took a sunrise walk, had a coffee, and decided to do it all over again.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): This is where I doubled down: Baklava. Found a tiny, hole-in-the-wall bakery. Ordered three pieces, and they were the most beautiful pieces of goodness I have ever tasted. The owner, a lady named Zehra, with a smile so sweet, told I could have a fourth piece. So I did, and then another. I learned a few Turkish phrases: "Çok güzel!" (very beautiful) and "Benim için harika" (amazing for me), and kept repeating it. Zehra was either amused or horrified. Both were probably true.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Found a hidden beach. Walked to it, and spent the rest of the afternoon swimming, relaxing in the sun, and reading. Perfect silence. The sound of the waves, the breeze, the sun.
- Night (8:00 PM onwards): This is where the mess began again. Met Ben, the Cornwall guy, and went to a bar. The place had a live music and dance floor. I danced. I had a lot of dance. I don't remember the details, but apparently went on the stage and asked the band to play the Spice Girls. The band didn't speak any English, but they were kind and played something. Then I think I had a lot of baklava, and fell asleep on the way back to the hotel. I remember how I said "I should take this place with me" on that night.
Day 5: Exploring More… and More Baklava
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Breakfast at a lovely cafe. Ate a delicious Turkish breakfast. Tried to learn how to make it myself. Failed. Got distracted by a stray cat. Followed the cat around.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Explored the old town. Found a hidden mosque, walked through the narrow streets, bought some souvenirs (more evil eye bracelets, obviously). Went back to Zehra's to eat more baklava. She gave me a discount. Maybe she felt sorry for me.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Watched the sunset from a different viewpoint. Found a cliff. Sat on the cliff and watched as the sun turned the sea golden. Tried to write in my journal, but the view was too distracting.
- Night (8:00 PM onwards): Dinner with the German couple. They were charming and told me more about life in Kas. Felt like I was seeing the town through their eyes. They told me
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