Bhubaneswar's BEST Hotel? This Spacious Oasis Will SHOCK You!
Bhubaneswar's BEST Hotel? This Spacious Oasis Will SHOCK You!
Bhubaneswar's "BEST" Hotel: Prepare to Be Gobsmacked (Maybe) - My Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the tea (and maybe some masala chai) on Bhubaneswar's supposedly best hotel. I'm not gonna lie, I went in with expectations higher than the Jagannath Temple's spire – and left with… well, let's just say a story. This isn't your dry, corporate review; this is the real deal, warts and all.
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First Impressions & Accessibility: Can You Even Get In?
Okay, so “spacious oasis” is technically accurate. The lobby! Holy guacamole, it's HUGE. Like, you could probably stage a small Bollywood dance number in there (and I almost wish I had). But here's the first hiccup: Accessibility.
Wheelchair Accessible: The hotel claims to be, and in theory, it is. Ramps are present (phew!), and elevators whisk you up to the heavens of… well, your room. However, the practical execution left something to be desired. Narrow doorways in some areas, and a bit of a maze to navigate. So, while technically accessible, it might require some, ahem, creativity.
Other Accessy Bits: The elevator is your best friend. Entrance, Front Desk: generally, good. Facilities for disabled guests: Listed. Details? Well, that’s where the story gets hazy.
Cleanliness & Safety: Living in a Bubble (hopefully a clean one!)
This is where the hotel really earns some points. Coming off a rather stressful trip, the emphasis on hygiene was a major relief.
Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily Disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization between stays: Check, check, check, check! The staff seemed obsessed with cleanliness, and honestly? I didn't mind. My germaphobe tendencies were thrilled.
Hand sanitizer everywhere. Like, literally everywhere. You couldn’t escape the stuff. Which, again, given the current state of the world, is a huge win.
Staff trained in safety protocol. They all wore masks, and seemed genuinely mindful of distance.
Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Safe dining setup: Food prep seemed very carefully watched, and it showed.
Room sanitization opt-out available: Yes, if you're that kind of person.
Individually-wrapped food options: Yup, plenty.
Cashless payment service: Definitely a plus.
Shared stationery removed: Yep. Now that's what I call good hygiene and safety.
Hot water linen and laundry washing: That's a given in a good hotel.
First aid kit: Nice to know they have it.
Doctor/nurse on call: Again, a good thing.
Hygiene certification: Excellent.
Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They definitely try to maintain the social distancing.
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Fire extinguisher: always appreciated.
Smoke Alarms, Smoke detector: always welcome.
The Rooms: Did I Just Step into a Time Warp? (In a good way?)
My room? Let's just say it was… well, it was something. Air conditioning was blasting (bliss!), and the blackout curtains practically begged me to sleep until noon.
Bedding: Comfortable? Yes. Luxurious? Not quite.
Free Wi-Fi via all rooms! Thank god.
Additional toilet. Yes, that's always a plus.
Bathroom phone: Now THAT'S old school.
Wake-up service: good.
Air conditioning: Good.
Alarm clock: Yes.
Bathrobes: Check.
Bathtub: Yes, I did enjoy a nice bath.
Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer: good.
High floor: yes.
In-room safe box. Good.
Internet access – wireless: Yes.
Ironing facilities: Good.
Laptop workspace. Good.
Linens. Standard.
Mini bar: yes.
Mirror: Yes.
Non-smoking: Good
Private bathroom: Good
Reading light Yes.
Refrigerator: Yes.
Satellite/cable channels: Yes.
Scale. Good.
Seating area: Yes.
Separate shower/bathtub: Yes.
Shower: Yes.
Slippers: Yes.
Smoke detector. Yes.
Socket near the bed. Nice.
Sofa. Yes.
Soundproofing: Yes.
Telephone: Yes.
Toiletries: Yes.
Towels: Yes.
Umbrella: Yes.
Visual alarm: Yes.
Window that opens: Yes.
Blackout curtains: Yes.
Soundproof rooms: Mostly. I did hear a particularly enthusiastic peacock at 6 AM one morning, but hey, that’s India for ya.
In-room safe box: Good. I mean, not a 1970's-hotel-style safe, which the room felt like it could have had, for a moment.
Internet access – LAN: Yes.
Carpeting: yes.
Desk: Yes.
Mirror: Yes.
Non-smoking: Good.
Safe/security feature: Well yes.
Interconnecting room(s) available: Not that I saw.
On-demand movies: Didn't try these.
Room decorations: Mostly modern.
Safety/security feature: Always good.
Additional toilet: Yes.
Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk: More excellent features and facilities available.
Ironing facilities: Perfect.
Refrigerator: Yes.
Seating area: Yes.
Separate shower/bathtub: Yes.
Smoke detector: Yes.
Socket near the bed: Yes.
Soundproofing: Yes.
Telephone: Yes.
Toiletries: Yes.
Umbrella: Yes.
Visual alarm: Yes.
Window that opens: Yes.
Internet access – wireless: Great.
Wake-up service: Always great.
Extra long bed: good.
Free bottled water: always good.
Hair dryer: nice.
High floor: Yes.
Laptop workspace: yes.
Linens: good.
Mini bar: yes.
Mirror: yes.
Non-smoking: good.
Reading light: very good.
Satellite/cable channels: yes.
Scale: Okay.
Separate shower/bathtub: A blessing.
Shower: good.
Slippers: Yes.
Sofa: yes.
Soundproofing: good.
Telephone: yes.
Toiletries: yes.
Towels: yes.
Umbrella: good.
Visual alarm: yes.
Window that opens: good.
Desk: good.
Extra long bed: good.
Free bottled water: always needed.
Hair dryer: nice.
High floor: perfect.
In-room safe box: good.
Internet access – wireless: good.
Ironing facilities: good.
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, airbrushed travel brochure. This is Bhubaneswar, and we're doing it warts and all, from the supposed "Spacious Stay" (we'll see about that) to the inevitable tummy troubles. Here we go… brace yourself.
BUBBLESWAR & BUMPER STICKER WISDOM: A Bhubaneswar Itinerary
Pre-Arrival Ramblings (aka, The Pre-Trip Panic)
Ugh. Packing. Still haven't mastered it. I always overpack, convinced I'm going to need a sequined jumpsuit for… what exactly? A temple dedication ceremony? Probably. Anyway, I'm picturing myself sprawled on a king-sized bed (because "Spacious Stay," cough) surrounded by carefully curated travel guides and a strategically placed cup of chamomile tea. Reality? Probably lukewarm instant coffee and a questionable stain on the (hopefully) white sheets. My expectations are always higher than my execution.
Day 1: Orientation, Overwhelm, and the Quest for Comfort Food
Morning (ish): Arrive at BBI airport. (Pray to the travel gods the flight isn't delayed. Also, maybe invest in noise-canceling headphones. My inner monologue is already screaming.) Okay, so the airport… it's fine. A bit… lively. And the air is thick. Like, you could spread it on toast. Taxi to the "Spacious Stay" (we'll get to the space). Check-in. Hopefully, they understand my name pronunciation. It's "Sarah," but with a very distinct "h" sound that everyone seems to ignore.
Mid-Morning: The "Spacious Stay." Alright, so… spacious relative to what? A broom closet? I'm kidding! (Mostly). The room is clean, which is a major win. But the view? Let's just say it's not the Taj Mahal. Okay, deep breaths. Unpack the sequined jumpsuit (it's going to be a long trip) and change into something that breathes… and hopefully, smells of something other than plane fuel.
Lunch: Finding food. This is crucial. Hunger is a powerful emotion. I'm on the hunt for some local comfort food. I’m dreaming of butter chicken but I'm also ready for some street food. Crossing fingers and toes this lunch will be an amazing experience.
Afternoon: Temple Hopping. First stop: the Lingaraj Temple. Wow. Okay, so this is intense. The sheer scale of it. And the constant flow of people, all moving and chanting and… well, it's a lot. I wandered around, feeling a bit like a clumsy alien. The architecture, the colours, the smells… it's a sensory overload in the best possible way. The heat, though. Good Lord, the heat. I needed some water and a sit-down.
- Anecdote: Almost got trampled by a cow. (Yes, a cow. Right in the middle of the temple complex. I'm not even kidding.) Apparently, it was a sacred cow. I just hoped she wasn't feeling particularly sacred and wanted to stomp on some tourists. Thankfully, she just gave me a disapproving look and moved on.
Late Afternoon: Trying to figure out rickshaw. Navigating the language barrier is a daily challenge. And sometimes, you just end up pointing and hoping for the best.
Evening: Dinner. Found a restaurant! I'm starving. This is where I’ll find it if the food is not good or is amazing. Cross fingers.
Day 2: More Temples, More Chaos, and a Dive Into the Local Life (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Street Food)
Morning: The Udayagiri and Khandagiri Caves. Okay, these are seriously cool. Carved right into the rock face. Totally Instagrammable (if I wasn't secretly terrible at taking photos). Climbing the steps was a workout. The views were amazing. I found a vendor selling fresh coconut water. Honestly, that coconut water saved my life.
- Quirky Observation: I noticed a group of kids, maybe 8 or 9 years old, playing cricket with a makeshift bat and a taped-up tennis ball right next to one of the cave entrances. The level of casual skill was astounding. And the pure joy on their faces… it was a perfect moment of local life.
Lunch: Street Food Experience. Okay, this is where things get interesting. I saw a guy making something that looked like… delicious fried dough. (I'm terrible at identifying food before I eat it). I took the plunge, pointed, and hoped for the best. It was amazing. Slightly sweet, slightly spicy, utterly addictive. The best part? It cost practically nothing.
- Rambling: Part of me was terrified. The hygiene? The unknown ingredients? But another part of me was just… hungry. And adventurous! Okay, mostly hungry. But still. This is what travel is all about, right? Embracing the mess, the uncertainty, the potential for intestinal distress? (I’ll take the risk.)
Afternoon I explore local shopping. I'm currently searching for the perfect souvenir to go back home.
Evening: Dinner. I hope I will be able to try more local dishes.
Day 3: The Aftermath, the Art, and the End of the Line (aka, Farewell (Maybe Not) Bhubaneswar)
Morning: Okay, confession time. I woke up with a slight… rumble in my tummy. Uh oh. Street food aftermath. This could get messy. I decide to take it easy. Lots of water. Maybe some plain rice. Prayers to the sanitary gods.
Mid-Morning: Visiting the Odisha State Museum. This felt like the perfect cultural refresher as I was recovering.
Afternoon I will take a trip to Nandankanan Zoological Park.
Late Afternoon: Back to the "Spacious Stay" (still not convinced on the space). Packing (again, still terrible at it). Reflecting. Bhubaneswar has been… a lot. Overwhelming. Beautiful. Challenging. And utterly memorable.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm leaving feeling a mix of exhaustion and exhilaration. I'm ready to be home BUT I am leaving a piece of my heart here.
Evening: Dinner. I'm hoping for a final, memorable meal. Then it's off to the airport.
Goodbye! Until the next time, Bhubaneswar. You've definitely left your mark. (And possibly a lingering… something… in my digestive system. TMI? Probably.) But seriously, this trip was an adventure. And I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Important Notes (aka, Don't Say I Didn't Warn You):
- Heat: It's hot. Be prepared. Hydrate, wear sunscreen, and embrace the sweat.
- Bargaining: Haggle. It's expected. Don't be shy.
- Transportation: Rickshaws and taxis are your friends. Learn to negotiate prices beforehand. Or just point and hope. Works sometimes.
- Food: Be adventurous! But also, maybe pack some Immodium. Just in case.
- Patience: Things move at their own pace. Embrace the chaos. And maybe bring a good book for when you're waiting. (Which you will be.)
- The "Spacious Stay" will probably be fine. I just have a very high bar.
And there you have it. My brutally honest, slightly chaotic, and hopefully helpful(ish) guide to Bhubaneswar. Go forth, explore, get lost, eat some questionable street food, and have an amazing time. You've got this. (Probably.)
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So, is this "BEST" Hotel ACTUALLY the best? Don't make me regret this!
Alright, look, "best" is subjective. It's like asking if pineapple belongs on pizza (it doesn't, fight me). But, I'll be brutally honest. This place… yeah, it’s pretty darn good. Maybe even *very* good. Let's just say, the "SHOCK YOU" part of the headline? Not a lie. My jaw *actually* dropped when I saw the lobby. Think sprawling, airy, and someone actually thought about the design beyond "slap some beige on it." Which is already better than 90% of hotel experiences.
Okay, Lobby Shock. But what about the Room? Was it a claustrophobic shoebox? Because I need SPACE.
Space, my friend. SPACE! That’s the key here. My room felt…well, it felt like a *room*. Not a prison cell masquerading as a luxury suite. The bed! Oh, the bed. Seriously, I sank into that thing like it was a fluffy cloud. I even rolled over and did that silly "angel in the snow" thing. (Don't judge me, I was tired.) And the bathroom? Yes, actual space to maneuver! No bumping elbows on the walls while brushing your teeth. That's worth the price of admission alone, in my tired, travel-worn opinion.
The Food. Always the question. Was it… edible? Or did you secretly cry into your breakfast buffet?
Okay, food. This is where things get interesting. The breakfast buffet? Good. Really good. Not *life-altering* good. But good enough to fuel a day of exploring. They had EVERYTHING. And I mean everything. Dosa? Check. Waffles? Check. Fruit that wasn't suspiciously bruised? Double check! Okay, I did have *one* minor food hiccup. I grabbed what I *thought* was a delicious-looking pastry, took a bite, and…well, let's just say it had a texture that could be politely described as "unexpected." Texture is important, people! Lesson learned: don't judge a pastry by its cover. I swear, it looked like a cloud of delicious fluff. Disappointment. Still, most of the food was excellent. I especially loved the... oh, and the restaurant, the one with the... you'll have to go and find which one.
The Staff? Friendly or Frustrating?
The staff? Honestly, they were fantastic. Seriously, I've had experiences where the staff made you feel like you were interrupting their nap. Not here. They were attentive, helpful, and actually *smiled* (shocking, I know!). I had a minor issue with the AC (it wasn't blasting me with icy air fast enough, I'm always HOT) and they had someone up to fix it in, like, five minutes! It was lightning fast. Honestly, the service was a huge win. Made the whole experience less stressful.
Okay, let's get to the nitty-gritty. Anything bad? Because perfection doesn't exist, and frankly, I don't trust it.
Alright, alright, the imperfections. Let's get real. The Wi-Fi was a little spotty at times. Okay, maybe more than a little spotty, especially in my room. I had to keep wandering into the lobby to get a decent signal. And, this is minor, but the lighting in the hallways was a bit…dim. I felt like I was walking through a poorly lit museum at times. Nothing truly awful. Just…minor annoyances. The kind of things you'd expect from any hotel. Nothing that would stop me from going back. But I'm a messy person and I wanted you to know every detail.
This "Spacious Oasis" – is it actually *centrally located* or am I going to need a camel to get anywhere?
Location, location, location! This hotel? It's in a decent spot. Not right in the middle of the chaos, but close enough to everything you'd want to see. I found it easy to get around, either by taxi or auto-rickshaw. I *hated* having to walk everywhere in the heat, but that's Bhubaneswar for ya. So, it's not perfect, but it's definitely not in the middle of nowhere. You won't need to hire a sherpa to reach the main attractions. Unless navigating Bhubaneswar traffic counts as an expedition, which, sometimes, it does.
So, would you STAY there again? And be honest, for once!
Honestly? YES. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES! Flaws and all. The spaciousness alone is worth it. The staff were so nice, the food was mostly great, and it was just a comfortable, pleasant experience. I'm already dreaming of that bed again. I mean, I might even go again just for the bed! That good! Take my word for it. And consider this my official recommendation. Go. You won't be disappointed. Unless you hate good things. Then, maybe, stay home. And don't invite me.
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