Unbelievable Datong Hotel Deal: GreenTree Inn Express Near High-Speed Rail & Ancient Walls!
Unbelievable Datong Hotel Deal: GreenTree Inn Express Near High-Speed Rail & Ancient Walls!
Unbelievable Datong Hotel Deal: GreenTree Inn Express Near High-Speed Rail & Ancient Walls! - My Unfiltered Take
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Datong, and I have a lot to say about the GreenTree Inn Express. The headline promises a "deal," and let me tell you, that's the hook. But is it a good deal? That's what we’re here to dissect, folks, warts and all. It's more than just a hotel review, it’s a relationship, a messy, sometimes beautiful, sometimes frustrating relationship.
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Accessibility…Or the Lack Thereof (My First Grumble)
Let’s rip the band-aid off first, shall we? The accessibility situation at the GreenTree Inn Express could be better. They do have an elevator, which is a godsend. But beyond that, it’s…tricky. I didn't need full wheelchair accessibility myself, but I did notice some narrow hallways and the usual Chinese challenges with uneven pavements and potential obstacles in the public areas. It felt a bit like a well-meaning attempt, but not a fully committed one. I'd cautiously say "check before you go" if you have mobility issues.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges & Wheelchair Accessible: I didn't have to use a wheelchair to go around, but the lack of space to move around in some areas of the restaurants and public areas made me think that a wheelchair would make it difficult to move around.
Internet – The Lifeblood of the Modern Traveler
Alright, the Internet access! Praise the digital gods! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it generally worked. Internet access – wireless was good, mostly. I managed to upload my Insta stories of the Yungang Grottoes without too much buffering. There are also Internet access – LAN options if you're old-school. (I’m looking at you, Dad!). Then, Wi-Fi in public areas. Pretty standard, same deal. It’s not the fastest, but it’s there. I did witness some serious frustration from a guy trying to stream a football match. Remember to download your essentials before you leave.
Cleanliness and Safety - Did I Catch the 'Rona? (Jk, Mostly)
Here’s where things start to get interesting. The cleanliness at GreenTree Inn Express was…decent. They advertised with anti-viral cleaning products and mentioned the daily disinfection in common areas. My room felt clean, though I did give the light switches a wipe-down with my own sanitizing wipes (old habits die hard after the pandemic!). They had hand sanitizer readily available, which is a massive plus. I can't vouch for the absolute efficacy of professional-grade sanitizing services, but I saw staff diligently cleaning. They also mentioned rooms sanitized between stays and offer the option of room sanitization opt-out available. They had Staff trained in safety protocol and Sterilizing equipment, which gave me some relief. I could see hints of having a Hygiene certification. Daily housekeeping was a welcome service.
Cashless payment service was available (thank goodness, because I always forget to get enough cash).
I have to admit, I kept expecting to see a stray hair or something, you know? I even looked under the bed, hoping to find a lost Chinese Yuan (I didn’t!).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Fueling the Adventurer
Okay, the food. Let's be real. This isn't the Four Seasons. But it's… functional. The Asian breakfast (in the restaurant) was included, and it was… well, let's call it “authentically Chinese”. There was a Breakfast [buffet] of sorts. Lots of noodles, some questionable-looking congee, and the ever-present boiled eggs. Surprisingly easy to fill myself up. They did have Coffee/tea in restaurant, but it was instant coffee. A la carte in restaurant options were available, but I didn't want to pay extra for it. The Bottle of water in my room was appreciated. There's a Coffee shop on site, but I didn't check it (I was all about the cheap tea provided in the room!). No Bar. Sad face. No signs of a Vegetarian restaurant, although some options could be adapted. There was a Snack bar where you could grab chips, instant noodles, and other essentials. The only redeeming thing about this area was having a Restaurants service.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter
Now, for the real meat of the review: the stuff that makes or breaks a hotel experience. Air conditioning in public area was a godsend, especially after a day exploring the ancient walls in the August heat. They have a cash withdrawal service (ATM). Concierge services? I think there was a front desk guy, but they might not be the best at the concierge type of service. I don't know what happened to Invoice provided. Facilities for disabled guests, as I previously mentioned, were…limited. Daily housekeeping was on point, which was essential. Doorman was missing. Elevator was useful. Invoice provided was available. Luggage storage: Yes. Laundry service: I didn't use it, but it was listed. Ironing service: My clothes do fine. Car park [free of charge] & Car park [on-site]: I don't have a car. Food delivery: I wanted to use it to get a pizza, but I didn't find this helpful.
The Rooms – Let’s Get Personal
My room? Okay, here we go…
First off, it was non-smoking. Thank goodness! (I’m not a smoker). I had an air conditioning, and I could open the fucking window that opens. I had wake-up service too. It was the small things. So small.
The bed was… well, an extra long bed. Fine, but nothing to write home about. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver (I was sleeping off the jet lag, okay?). There's a complimentary tea and some free bottled water, which is always a winner. Desk was available.
The bathroom was…compact. Functional. The shower has a separate shower/bathtub. The water pressure was decent, and the towels were acceptable. I did not see a bathrobe though. There will be a mirror for sure, as well as a hair dryer. I was happy to have a Refrigerator and there's an in-room safe box. There's some seating area. There's a TV: satellite/cable channels were available. There's a scale. There's also an alarm clock and slippers (the essential travel kit!).
Things to Do & Ways to Relax
Okay, so this is where the GreenTree Inn Express fell a little short. Let's just say, this isn't a spa resort. They may have massage options. They don't advertise a pool, so Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor] are all unavailable.
Getting Around – Location, Location, Location!
The best part of the GreenTree Inn Express? The location! It’s perfect. Close to the High-Speed Rail, which is a lifesaver when you're dragging luggage. The Ancient Walls? A short taxi ride away. There is a car park [free of charge] and a taxi service. The only thing missing was an airport transfer which they didn't provide.
For the Kids/Family I didn't see any sign of Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
The Verdict – Would I Stay Again?
Okay, so, here's the brutally honest truth. For the price, the GreenTree Inn Express delivers. It's clean enough, convenient, and the Wi-Fi works. It's not luxurious, it's not fancy, and it's definitely not a destination in itself.
However, it's a strategic choice. If you’re prioritizing saving your Yuan for exploring the
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is… my GreenTree Inn Express Datong High-Speed Railway Station Old City Wall Datong China adventure. Prepare for some serious emotional whiplash. Let's go!
Day 1: Arrival of the Unplanned - GreenTree Inn, and the Great Wall? Maybe?
- 10:00 AM (ish): Arrive at Datong High-Speed Railway Station. "High-speed" feels generous after the train ride from… well, let's just say it involved a lot of instant noodles and questionable air conditioning. Instantly, the air hits me – a mix of… coal and… dumplings? Welcome to China, I guess? Already, I'm overwhelmed. Finding my pre-booked taxi feels like navigating a swarm of locusts. (Did I book a taxi? Pretty sure I did… checks phone frantically)
- 11:30 AM: Finally find the taxi. He speaks zero English. I speak… well, I speak enough to point at the GreenTree Inn Express on my phone. Pray for me. The drive is a blur of… well, a lot of dusty buildings and people on scooters defying the laws of physics. I am fairly certain I saw a chicken on the back of a bike. I'm also pretty sure the driver keeps glancing at me like I'm about to spontaneously combust. Nervous laughter, anyone?
- 12:30 PM: Check-in at the GreenTree Inn. It’s… clean. The sheets are a bit… thin. The complimentary toothbrush is the size of a thimble. Welcome, again! The staff is incredibly nice, but my Mandarin is nonexistent. We communicate with a combination of hand gestures, Google Translate, and very loud, slow English. It's a miracle I haven't accidentally ordered a deep-fried scorpion yet.
- 1:00 PM: I've been told this hotel is near the Old City Wall. I thought, maybe, today is the day I see the Great Wall. My enthusiasm plummets when I learn that the Great Wall is a completely different wall and about an hour's drive away. Fine. Today, Old City Wall, Great Wall tomorrow, I guess?
- 1:30 PM: Lunch. Stumble upon a tiny noodle shop nearby. Point frantically at something that looks vaguely edible. It turns out to be delicious! Spicy, slurpy, and probably the best meal I’ve had in weeks. I'm already sweating, but it’s worth it. I feel like I’ve earned my stripes.
- 3:00 PM: Attempt to visit the Old City Wall. Oh, the Old City Wall! Imagine grand, imposing structures. And that’s what it is! It’s… imposing. I walk along a portion of the wall, feeling like a tiny ant on a mountain of history. The air is… again… dusty. I take a photo. Then another. Then I just stand and stare at it. It's, you know, a wall. A very old wall. Not the Great Wall, but hey, it's a wall. I also feel a little silly. The sun is HOT.
- 5:00 PM: Find a tea shop (thank GOD). Order a pot of something that smells like heaven and tastes… surprisingly earthy. The shop owner, a lovely woman with a perpetual smile, tries teaching me some basic Mandarin. I fail miserably. We mostly laugh. My Chinese is improving. Slowly. (Perhaps)
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. I walk for hours looking for something a bit more Western-friendly. My courage fails me. I settle for another noodle shop but this time, they were out of some ingredient. I pointed at the chicken stir-fry on the menu and prayed. It came. With some questionable brown sauce but still tasted good.
- 7:30 PM: Back to the GreenTree Inn. Netflix and… well, let's just say “exhaustion” is the theme of the evening. Jet lag is hitting hard. I think I'm going to sleep for a week. Time to recharge.
Day 2: (Maybe) The Great Wall! And an Epic Dumpling Emergency
- 8:00 AM (ish): Wake up. I slept! Amazing. Breakfast at the hotel is… challenging, I'll leave it at that. Let's just say I'm going to be craving toast when I get home.
- 9:00 AM: The Great Wall! This is ACTUALLY happening. The hotel arranged a driver. He seems less… concerned about my imminent explosion. I have my camera. My heart is aflutter. I’ve waited for this.
- 10:00 AM - 2:00 PM: The Great Wall! (Oh, my god, it's the Great Wall!) My jaw drops. It’s… breathtaking. The scale of it all is mind-boggling. I hike for hours, gasping for air, feeling a mix of awe and a desperate need for water. The views! The history! The sheer effort of building this thing! I scramble over the broken bricks, imaging the soldiers and the battles. I climb higher. I take a million photos. I am in heaven. I am also burning. Sunscreen fail. I am toast. But this? This is why I came. This is it. Worth it. Every. Single. Step.
- 2:00 PM: Back to town. Starving. And, yes, still feeling a bit of a crispy critter.
- 2:30 PM: Dumpling Quest! A very specific craving has hit. I’ve read about a famous dumpling restaurant in Datong. I WILL find it. I consult Google Maps. I consult the hotel staff, who draw me furiously simplistic maps. I wander through bustling streets, dodging scooters, and feeling a growing sense of desperation.
- 3:30 PM: Disaster! I am lost. My stomach is rumbling louder than the traffic. I am getting hangry. I spot a dumpling place. I dart inside, practically tackling the first waiter I see. The menu is entirely in Chinese. I point at pretty much every dumpling on the menu. I order a beer. The dumplings arrive.
- 3:45 PM: The dumplings! Oh, the dumplings! They are… heavenly. Crispy, savory, bursting with flavor. I inhale them like I haven't eaten in a month. I try to savor them, but it’s hopeless. My stomach is a bottomless pit. I order another basket. And another. And then, the final basket. One of the best meals of my life.
- 4:30 PM: Post-dumpling coma. I waddle back to the hotel, totally content and slightly bloated.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I can't.
- 8:00 PM: Packing. Because tomorrow, I face another city, another adventure. Sigh. I'm already a little sad to leave this place, and this dumpling place. Datong, you've been… an experience. A messy, beautiful, exhausting, and utterly unforgettable experience. Until next time.
Unbelievable Datong Hotel Deal: GreenTree Inn Express - FAQ (and my sanity check!)
Okay, seriously, is this GreenTree Inn Express deal *really* that good? My gut is yelling "scam!"
Alright, let's be real. My inner skeptic screamed bloody murder when I saw this. "Near the High-Speed Rail AND the Ancient Walls? AND CHEAP? Girl, you're about to get bed bugs and a view of a dumpster fire!" But... hear me out.
I actually took the plunge. And... it was mostly fine. The price was shockingly right. Like “I can buy that weird snack I saw at the market” level right. But don't expect the Ritz. Think more... "functional cleanliness," if you catch my drift. The location is LEGIT. Seriously, you can practically smell the ancient history (and maybe the diesel fumes from the train, depending on the wind). So, scam? No. Ultra-luxury spa getaway? Also no.
Location, Location, Location! Is "Near the High-Speed Rail" actually near? And those Ancient Walls? Walkable? Or am I trekking through Mordor?
Okay, the “near” thing... it's a bit like when your friend says, "Oh, I'm just around the corner!" and you realize you need a whole car ride. The High-Speed Rail: YES. Like, a five-minute taxi ride, absolute tops. Walkable if you're a masochist carrying luggage and feeling ambitious (I saw someone *do* it – I’m still questioning their life choices). But Seriously, take a taxi. They’re cheap.
The Ancient Walls? A slightly longer taxi ride, or a decent (and scenic) walk. I chose to walk on a beautiful morning. I was already hyped up from the hotel and the price of the snack, so, you know, good vibes only. It was lovely, past the little shops, the smell of the street food… it was... you know, *an experience*.
Just pack practical shoes. Seriously, my heels would’ve broken.
The room! Tell me about the ROOM! Are we talking "minimalist chic" or "slightly-stained-sheets-shack?"
Okay, room time. Don't go in expecting a suite. You're paying bargain prices, remember? It's clean-ish. The bed... well, it was a bed. The sheets seemed... *laundered*. No horrific smells. No visible critters. The bathroom was small, functional. The shower... okay, the shower was *interesting*. The water pressure was… adequate. And the hot water... well, it existed. Sometimes. I had a moment of panic when the water went cold right as I was applying shampoo. But it came back. Phew!
It wasn’t luxurious, but at 30 bucks a night I was not complaining. The TV had enough local channels to entertain, and the Wifi was strong enough to download a new movie. Thank god. It’s fine. Acceptable. A place to sleep, shower, and recover from your day of wall-walking! And for the price? Totally worth it.
Breakfast? Included? A buffet of wonders or a sad continental spread?
Okay, full disclosure: I skipped the breakfast. Hear me out. I read some reviews. They were… *mixed*. Some people raved about the noodles; some described a buffet of questionable things. It wasn't included, I'm pretty sure. I'm a sucker for the local food scene, anyway. Every corner store had delicious street food options! I’m talking like, dumplings, buns, and that spicy potato dish EVERYONE’s raving about (try it, you won't regret it!). So, I'd say skip the hotel food and GO EXPLORE! The hotel made for a comfy base camp.
Service? Friendly staff? Or a language barrier and a shrug? What was it like?
The staff was... *there*. They spoke enough English to get me checked in and out. They were polite. Not overly friendly, but they weren't rude. They did their job. And that, honestly, is perfectly fine. I had no major issues. They helped me get a taxi once. Communication was fine. I did struggle communicating with them when my room key stopped working, but that was partly my fault. I’m pretty sure I just jammed it in the wrong way. Oops. Other than that, no complaints. Just, you know, "functional service."
Okay, the BIG question: Would you stay there again? Or are you scarred for life?
Honestly? I totally would. Especially for the price. It delivered on the basics: a clean-ish room, a decent location, and a low price tag. It wasn't perfect. It wasn't glamorous. But it was *good enough*. And sometimes, "good enough" is exactly what you need when you're backpacking through Datong, marvelling at ancient walls, and trying not to spend all your money in the first five minutes.
Now, if I was planning a romantic getaway? No. But again, this trip wasn't about romance. So yeah, I'd recommend it, with the caveat of "manage your expectations." And maybe bring some hand sanitizer. Just in case!
Is there a secret about this hotel that everyone glosses over? Like the noise?
Okay, here's the real tea. I did get the impression that this hotel was near a busy street. And I have to be honest - if you're a light sleeper, BRING EARPLUGS. Seriously. The city noise, combined with the occasional train horn (though it's not RIGHT under the windows) can be a bit much. It didn’t bother me too much since I was exhausted from all the exploring, but I can see how it could be a problem.
Also, the air conditioning was a bit… temperamental. It worked, but sometimes it sounded like a very angry robot trying to breathe. Again, nothing a bit of white noise on your phone can't fix. (Or maybe a shot of the local "baijiu" before bed.)
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