Escape to Paradise: Cannon Beach's Ocean Lodge Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Cannon Beach's Ocean Lodge Awaits!
Escape to Paradise? Oh, Ocean Lodge, You Got My Number! (A Cannon Beach Confession)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Ocean Lodge in Cannon Beach, and my brain is still humming with ocean vibes and… well, a few slightly less zen experiences. This is not your polished, sanitized review. This is the real, unvarnished, “did they really have a doctor on call?” kind of deal. Consider this my Cannon Beach confessional.
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First Impressions: The Good, the Slightly Weird, and the "Did I Pack Enough Sunscreen?"
Pulling up to the Ocean Lodge is… striking. It’s got that classic, Pacific Northwest lodge aesthetic, all wood and glass and, well, the ocean right there. I was immediately struck by the view – truly breathtaking. I mean, Haystack Rock is just sitting there, like a giant, grumpy seabird. Now, getting in… that's where the first little cracks started to appear.
Accessibility: Okay, let's be real. I'm not in a wheelchair, but I'm acutely aware of accessibility because let's face it, good access benefits everyone. The website said it had accessible rooms. The elevator? Check. Ramps? Mostly. But navigating the corridors felt a little… maze-like. One minute you’re cruising, the next you're squeezing past a housekeeping cart. Still, generally good. They even ticked the box for all the essentials for disabled guests, which is awesome.
Rooms (Oh, the Rooms!)
Let’s talk room specifics. I’m pretty sure I scored a room with a partial ocean view, which was… mostly ocean. Definitely better than my usual view of a brick wall. They offer non-smoking rooms - which is a must. Inside, it was pretty. Clean, comfortable, classic. And I'm a sucker for blackout curtains. Saved me from some serious sun-induced crankiness after a long day on the beach! And the free Wi-Fi in all rooms? A godsend. Especially when you need to download a gazillion pictures of Haystack Rock.
The Little Things… and the "Wait, Is That a Thing?"
I loved having a coffee/tea maker in the room. Crucial for early mornings. And the robes? Plush. Slippers? Score! Oh, and the mini-bar… well alright let’s just say that I definitely sampled some of the local beverages. Don't judge! But there was a microwave in the room? That's a bit… unusual.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Where the Food Meets the View… Sort Of
Okay, food. This is where things get… interesting. The Ocean Lodge has a restaurant. Breakfast? Buffet. (Which, during a global pandemic, made me a little twitchy, I'll admit. But they clearly tried really hard.) A la carte was also an option, which was good. They had some serious essential condiments, which made me happy. Coffee shop? Check. Dessert in restaurant? Absolutely I will take dessert. The food was… generally good. International cuisine in restaurant. Western Cuisine? They had that too!
The Spa: Bliss and… Maybe a Slight Wait
The spa was… divine. Body wrap? Yes, please. Sauna? Hell yes. Massage? Oh, yes. I'm still floating, you know? Pool with a view? Don’t mind if I do. Steamroom… sigh. Pure bliss. But getting an appointment was a little bit of a scheduling dance. (Prioritizing time is key!) All in all? Totally worth it.
Fun Stuff: What to Do Besides Stare at Haystack Rock (Good luck with that!)
They said they have a fitness center. I never made it, but I heard it existed. The things to do, well, there's Cannon Beach. Beach, beach, beach. It's why you go! And while I don't think I saw a "shrine," I did see a whole lot of other people enjoying their vacations.
Safety, Cleanliness, and the COVID-19 Factor: Did They Pass the Test?
Okay, this is important. The Ocean Lodge seemed to be taking COVID seriously. Staff was masked, and staff trained in safety protocols. Hand sanitizer was everywhere. They had professional-grade sanitizing services. They had daily disinfection in common areas. Room sanitization opt-out available? I'm not sure, I didn't even think to ask. They're definitely trying.
The Quirks and the Slightly Annoying Bits
Look, no place is perfect. Here's a bit of truth. The parking situation was a little chaotic. Also, the elevator. It's slow. Like, excruciatingly slow, especially when you’re desperately needing that apres-beach shower. The "business facilities"? I didn't even see them. And I think they said they had a doctor on call, but I hope I'll never need it.
The Verdict: Escape to Paradise? Maybe, With a Grain of Salt
So, did I escape to paradise? Parts of it, yes. The Ocean Lodge is a beautiful hotel in a stunning location. It’s comfortable, generally clean, and the spa… oh, the spa. I’d go back in a heartbeat.
But it's not perfect. There are a few quirks and minor inconveniences that prevent it from being a flawless experience. But hey, isn't life like that? Beautiful, messy, and occasionally requiring a little patience? Cannon Beach and the Ocean Lodge? Definitely worth it. Just pack extra sunscreen and maybe, just maybe, a good book for those elevator waits. 🤷♀️
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is a Cannon Beach survival guide, Ocean Lodge edition, fueled by coffee, existential dread about the impending doom of laundry day, and the sheer, unadulterated beauty of the Oregon coast.
The Ocean Lodge, Cannon Beach: A Slightly Unhinged Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival - The Tyranny of the Ocean (and a Really Nice Bed)
- 1:00 PM: Arrival and Initial Panic. Okay, first things first: Getting there. The drive. I swear, every time I hit Portland, I immediately lose all sense of direction and become convinced I'm driving in circles. Finally, finally, we're there. The Ocean Lodge. It's gorgeous, obviously. The lobby practically screams "coastal chic". And then the room… oh God, the room. That bed. I could sink into it and disappear for a week. This is already a win, even if I accidentally left my phone charger back in the city. Again.
- 1:30 PM: Infiltration and Initial Exploration. Luggage dumped (mostly), a frantic survey of the room, a quick test of the balcony view (breathtaking). The "ocean" part of "Ocean Lodge" is not an exaggeration. I swear, I've never seen a more dramatic, moody ocean. I'm already feeling emotionally overwhelmed, and I haven't even gotten to Haystack Rock yet.
- 2:00 PM: The Haystack Rock Pilgrimage (and a near-disaster). Okay, so. Haystack Rock. You've seen the pictures. Turns out, in person, it's even more majestic. The tide was going out, revealing these amazing tide pools. Kids were splashing. Tourists were snapping photos. Chaos. Beautiful, salty chaos. BUT… (deep breath)… I nearly lost my phone in the tide pools. I was SO mesmerized by a starfish that I almost dropped it. That would have been a disastrous, soul-crushing moment. Luckily, my reflexes (fueled by pure panic) kicked in. Lesson: pay attention to the ocean, but also pay attention to your expensive tech.
- 3:00 PM: Coffee and Contemplation. Back to the lodge. Coffee in hand (thank GOD for in-room coffee makers!), I settle on the balcony. Sun. Sea. Breaths. I can tell this is going to be the only place I'd feel safe, cozy, and relax.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner (a slight culinary existential crisis). The in-house restaurant, the Stephanie Inn Dining Room is the place to be. The food, the service, the view… it's all just ridiculous. I ordered the seafood (naturally), but then I started thinking about where the fish came from. And then I spiral: "Am I a bad person for eating this delicious, innocent creature?"… I pushed it down. Focused again. Ordered dessert to distract.
- 8:00 PM: Sunset Spectacle (and a mild existential breakdown). Sunset. Oh. My. God. The colors! The crashing waves! I swear, I could feel my entire being dissolving into the beauty of it all. I nearly burst into tears. Seriously. It was that overwhelming. And then I realized, with a jolt, that it's just… time. Time is still moving forward, and eventually, the sun will set on me, too. I know, it's dark, but it's just… reality. It was still beautiful.
Day 2: Exploration (and the relentless call of the beach)
- 8:00 AM: Rise and Shine (and a very slow start). Slept like a log. The bed is still my best friend. Drag myself out of it, and make a beeline for the balcony to absorb more of that glorious coastal light.
- 9:00 AM: The Cannon Beach Downtown Stroll (and the siren song of the shops). Time to wander the shops. Cute little boutiques and art galleries (expensive!). I'm not a big shopper, but I do love poking around and pretending I'm wealthy enough to buy that pottery. The fudge store calls to me with a siren song. I resist. (For now.)
- 11:00 AM: Ecola State Park - What the Actual Heck. After a quick, mediocre breakfast at a local cafe, I get to Ecola State Park. This is the point where I realize I should've packed better hiking boots. This hike is breathtaking. Absolutely breathtaking. Trails that wind along the cliffside, glimpses of hidden coves, and that vast, untamed ocean stretching as far as the eye can see. I feel my soul slowly repairing itself.
- 1:00 PM: Picnic and Post-Hike Meltdown. Because I'm a genius, I packed a picnic. Okay, it's just a sandwich and an apple, but the view is a million-dollar view. I sit and eat my snack, feeling unbelievably content. Then, the wind picks up, and I start to feel cold. And I start to wonder if I should be doing more with my life than eating a sandwich in the rain. And basically, go wild. (I take a minute to recover.)
- 3:00 PM: Beach Time - Getting Lost (and Found). Back to the beach! The place where I feel most at peace. This time, I ditch the shoes and just walk along the sand. The waves crashing, the wind whipping my hair. It's so freeing. I let the water wash over my feet and just… be. Pure bliss.
- 6:00 PM: Wine and Wind-Down. The Ocean Lodge has a nice wine hour. I sip on a glass of Pinot Noir while watching the sunset. And then start to think about the world and the state of politics. I cut myself off before I can bring myself down.
Day 3: Departure - This is the Way
- 9:00 AM: Final Ocean View, Final Panic, and a Very Reluctant Goodbye. One last desperate gaze at the ocean. One last, delicious cup of coffee. I feel the familiar pang of sadness that always accompanies leaving a place that has, in some small way, saved my soul.
- 10:00 AM: The Check Out (and the promise of return). Check out. It's over. Goodbye to my perfect bed. Goodbye (for now) to the ocean. I swear I’ll be back. You get me, you wild, beautiful, chaotic place.
- 11:00 AM: The Drive Home – Exhausted but Revived. The drive back. The inevitable return to reality. Laundry. Emails. Responsibilities. But, I carry the memory of the ocean, the wind, the sunsets, and the quiet moments of awe in my heart. And that, my friends, is worth all the phone chargers in the world.
P.S. If you find a rogue credit card on the beach, please return it to the Ocean Lodge front desk. It may or may not be mine. No promises.
Dublin's Hottest Hideaway: Broc House Suites Await!So, Ocean Lodge… is it REALLY as good as it looks in those glossy brochures? Honestly?
What's the deal with the complimentary breakfast? Worth waking up early for? (My bed is my best friend.)
Are the rooms spacious? Because I'm bringing… stuff. A lot of stuff.
I heard there was something about a nightly wine and cheese reception? Is that true? And is the wine decent? (Asking for a friend... who is me.)
Okay, confession: I ended up chatting with one couple for so long one night, we missed our dinner reservation. Oops. But we had a fantastic time! That's the vibe they're going for, and they succeed.
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