Naxos Island Paradise: Unbelievable Luxury Awaits at Evilion!
Naxos Island Paradise: Unbelievable Luxury Awaits at Evilion!
Naxos Island Paradise: Evilion - My Take (Spoiler: It's Complicated, But Mostly Amazing) ✨🏝️
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Evilion, that swanky-sounding (and mostly is swanky) hotel on Naxos, and my brain is still buzzing with feta, sunshine, and the faint scent of chlorine. This isn't your average travel review; I'm not a robot, I'm a chaotic human, and this whole experience? Well, it was a rollercoaster.
Accessibility - The Lowdown (and My Struggle!)
Let's start with the tough stuff. Accessibility is a HUGE deal for me, and while Evilion claims to offer it, I found it… patchy. They do list "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a good start, and they boast an elevator. That's the plus side. Now, here's where it gets a bit messy. Wheelchair accessibility? Let's just say navigating the grounds was a workout. Some areas were smooth sailing, others involved precarious angles, and a few (cough, getting to that perfect Instagram pool spot) required a sherpa. If you rely heavily on mobility aids, call ahead and quiz them thoroughly. Seriously. Don't assume. I'm talking specific questions about ramps, door widths, and terrain types. Otherwise, you might find yourself feeling like you're competing in an obstacle course.
On-Site Restaurants & Lounges – Food, Glorious Food (and a Minor Meltdown)
The food situation? Oh, the food. A mixed bag, but mostly delicious. I'm a huge fan of the Asian breakfast (yes, in Greece!), which was unexpected and delightful. The Western breakfast was also solid, with the usual suspects – eggs, bacon, pastries galore. Breakfast buffet was a highlight, but it was also packed. Trying to grab a croissant before the vultures descended was an Olympic sport. Pro tip: go early, or brace yourself.
I hit the poolside bar religiously. Happy hour? Count me IN. The cocktails were potent (which, honestly, is a plus), and the view was insane. One afternoon, I was trying to decide between another Mojito and a dip in the swimming pool, when a pigeon defecated on my meticulously-arranged sun lounger. Yep. Pure, unadulterated bird poop. My reaction? A dramatic sigh, a few muttered curses, and a hasty relocation. (See? Told you it was messy.)
For dinner, I tried the a la carte restaurant. The international cuisine was generally excellent, but the service was a little… slow. Like, "Is my food ever going to arrive?" slow. The desserts, though? Worth the wait. Seriously. Divine. I'm still dreaming of that chocolate mousse.
Cleanliness and Safety - Feeling Secure (Mostly)
Okay, safety first, right? Evilion clearly takes hygiene seriously. They're throwing anti-viral cleaning products at everything, there's hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff are all masked up. It’s all good to know that daily disinfection in common areas is a thing. The fact that they offer room sanitization opt-out is a nice touch, too, showing some respect. The safe dining setup was reassuring, and all that. But honestly? I never really felt unsafe. The extra precautions were definitely appreciated and help me relax.
Things to Do - Relax, Revive, and Maybe Get Slightly Sunburnt
This is where Evilion really shines. Seriously, pack your sunscreen because you'll need it (and learn from my mistakes – reapply!). The swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning. The pool with view is the stuff of Instagram legend (even if I almost got pooped on near it!).
I, of course, spent a large chunk of my time at the Spa. The massage was heavenly. I opted for a full body scrub and wrap - total bliss. I spent at least an hour in the sauna, detoxifying, and then did a little more time in the steamroom. The fitness center was decent (I'm not a huge gym person, but it was well-equipped), and I peeked at the gym/fitness equipment.
The Room Itself - Paradise Found (with a Few Quirks)
My room? Gorgeous. That air conditioning was a lifesaver. Blackout curtains? Essential for serious napping. The complimentary tea was a nice touch. I actually enjoyed the internet access – wireless, and I liked Wi-Fi [free] in my room. I'm not sure what the Internet [LAN] was. I needed the hair dryer, the bathrobes, the slippers, and an extra towel or two. The mini bar was a little overpriced (and a small selection), but hey, it's a treat!
Honestly, a few of the details are worth mentioning. The soundproofing was excellent. The staff were good, and helpful with my numerous questions and random requests.
Services and Conveniences - Making Life Easier (Maybe)
The concierge was great for booking excursions. The daily housekeeping kept the room spotless. The luggage storage came in handy. There was also a gift/souvenir shop, which I may or may not have raided for last-minute presents.
For the Kids - Family Friendliness
I didn't have kids with me, but Evilion seemed very family-friendly. They offered babysitting service, and had kids facilities. I also noticed kids meals.
Food Delivery, Room Service, and More:
I didn't try the room service [24-hour], but the option was there! I would have liked to check out the coffee shop, but the location was a little remote from the rest of the hotel.
Getting Around – Easy-ish
Airport transfer was a huge plus! I didn't have to deal with navigating unfamiliar roads right upon arrival. The car park [free of charge] was also a bonus, and I didn't have to pay extra for parking.
Verdict: Worth It, With Caveats
Evilion is a beautiful hotel, offering a truly luxurious experience. However, it's not perfect. The accessibility issues, the slightly variable service, and the occasional pigeon incident are minor flaws. But if you're looking for stunning views, amazing food, and a chance to unwind, Evilion is definitely worth considering. Just do your homework, pack your patience, and be prepared to embrace the occasional bit of chaos. And for the love of all things holy – watch out for the birds!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my absolutely glorious mess of a trip to Naxos, centered around the Evilion Luxury Apartments & Suites. This isn't your perfectly polished travel blog post, darling. Nope. This is the raw, unfiltered truth of a vacation, warts and all (mostly sunburnt, actually).
Naxos, Greece: A Tale of Sun, Sand, and Slightly Too Much Wine
Day 1: Arrival…and Catastrophe (in the best way possible)
- 7:00 AM: Ugh. The alarm. Airports are a necessary evil, and this one was a particularly evil evil one. I’m pretty sure the only reason I got through was I had the prospect of Ouzo in front of me .
- 1:00 PM: Finally! Landed in Naxos. Let the magic begin! Or…well, first, let's find the tiny, adorable taxi that's probably older than me.
- 1:30 PM: Found it! And the driver? A wonderfully grumpy local who looked like he’d seen a thousand sunsets. "Evilion?" he grumbled, already loading my suitcase (which, let's be honest, is probably overpacked. I'm an over-packer, sue me.)
- 2:00 PM: Arrived at Evilion. Stunning. Seriously, the photos didn't do it justice. Picture this: white-washed buildings, bougainvillea spilling everywhere, a pool that whispered promises of endless relaxation. And my apartment? Pure, unadulterated luxury. Think plush robes, a balcony overlooking the Aegean Sea, and a tiny kitchen that I immediately vowed not to use…unless absolutely necessary.
- 3:00 PM: The Great Suitcase Debacle: Okay, here's where it gets messy. I opened the suitcase (after a bit of a struggle with the wonky zipper) and…splatter! A bottle of olive oil I had brought from home had exploded ALL over my favorite linen dress. Devastation. Tears (almost). Then laughter (eventually). Lesson learned: Don't trust the baggage handlers. Or me, apparently.
- 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Poolside. Reclaiming my zen. Sipping a ridiculously delicious cocktail. Watching the sun dip below the horizon, painting the sky in fiery hues. This is what I came for.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at a taverna near the port (Ammos restaurant, if you must know. The best grilled octopus I've ever tasted, seriously). Started with retsina (okay, maybe too much retsina). Ended the night with a clumsy dance involving a rather charming fisherman. I'm blaming the retsina.
Day 2: History, Hikes, and Hangry Meltdowns
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast on the balcony. Bread, local honey, Greek yogurt, and the view…enough to make a saint weep with joy.
- 10:00 AM: Exploring Naxos Town (Chora). The Venetian Kastro! The Temple of Apollo! Okay, I’m not going to lie, I'm historically challenged. But the views from the Kastro are incredible, and the Temple of Apollo (Portara) is just…wow. Majestic.
- 12:00 PM: Hike to the top of Mount Zeus. Bad idea. Brilliant idea. The views were unbelievable. But the climb? Brutal. I’m pretty sure my legs are still screaming.
- 2:00 PM: Food. NOW. Hangry doesn’t even begin to cover it. Found a little taverna in the village of Halki. Ordered the biggest Greek salad and a mountain of fried potatoes. Regained sanity.
- 4:00 PM: Back to Evilion. Pool. Book. Bliss.
- 7:00 PM: Decided to take a cooking class. It sounded romantic, and fun, and…it wasn't. I mangled a moussaka and almost set the kitchen on fire. Bless the instructor for not bursting out laughing. We ate it anyway. It was…edible. We laughed about it the whole time.
- 9:00 PM: Ended the night with some ouzo on the balcony, feeling happy to be alive, and happy to have escaped the moussaka unscathed.
Day 3: Beach Day Blowout and Emotional Revelations
- 10:00 AM: Aghios Prokopios Beach! The bluest water you've ever seen. Seriously, it's like someone spilled a vat of sapphires. Lounged on the sand. Read. Napped. People-watched. It was pure, unadulterated beachy perfection.
- 1:00 PM: Beachside lunch at a taverna. More grilled octopus. More wine. More happiness.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the apartment and had a long, hot shower. Then for the first time, I felt like I belonged in the luxury apartment. After a long shower, I felt like I could actually relax.
- 4:00 PM: The big one. I think I've been a little out of touch, so I called my friend. She told me she actually liked my old flame, and my whole world felt like it fell apart. It was just…a lot.
- 6:00 PM: A little more wine on the balcony with a sunset to die for. I'm feeling a little better.
- 8:00 PM: Greek lesson + Ouzo lesson with a local. Turns out I'm terrible at Greek, but pretty good at drinking ouzo.
Day 4: The Ferry Fiasco (and a Tiny Dog)
- 9:00 AM: Ugh. Ferry day. Got up with enough time, but I was distracted by my new friends, so I didn’t pack and I was 20 minutes late.
- 10:00 AM: I got to the port and the boat was gone.
- 12:00 PM: The next boat still hadn’t arrived, so I decided to find a cafe. I was wandering around when I spotted him. A little, scruffy, adorable stray dog. He was the sweetest thing. He followed me around everywhere. I bought him some dog food, and he followed me all the way back to the apartment. I think I fell in love.
- 7:00 PM: I decided not to leave Naxos, and stayed one more night. I think it's what I needed.
Day 5: Departure…and a Promise of Return
- 9:00 AM: Last breakfast on the balcony. Sigh. The view is as stunning as ever. I think I might take the dog home instead of my linen dress.
- 10:00 AM: The staff at Evilion were the most lovely.
- 11:00 AM: Said goodbye to the dog (it broke my heart), and to my temporary new home.
- 12:00 PM: Heading back to the airport feeling sun-kissed, slightly tipsy (again), and already planning my return.
Final Thoughts (aka, My Ramblings)
Naxos, especially Evilion, was… magical. It was messy, imperfect, and sometimes downright comical. But it was real. It was filled with incredible food, breathtaking views, impromptu dances, and moments of pure, unadulterated joy. There were moments when I wanted to throw my phone into the sea. But I wouldn't trade it for anything.
And you know what? I'm already plotting my return.
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Naxos Island Paradise: Evilion – FAQs (And My Honest Ramblings!)
So, Evilion. Is it ACTUALLY as luxurious as it sounds? Because, let's be honest, "luxury" is thrown around like confetti these days.
Okay, deep breaths. YES. And also, kinda no. Let me explain. The pictures? They're real. The infinity pool overlooking… *I'm gonna cry just thinking about it*… the Aegean Sea? It's beyond. The breakfast buffet? You'll waddle away, clutching your stomach and swearing never to touch a pastry again… until tomorrow. But "luxury" also means, you know, things can go wrong. Like, my suitcase got lost on the flight, and I spent the first day wearing the same slightly-too-tight jeans and a t-shirt I grabbed from the airport gift shop that read "I Heart Naxos." (Irony, anyone?). And the wifi? Sometimes it felt like it was powered by… a very sleepy sea turtle. So, yes to luxury. But be prepared for the *occasional* hiccup. It's still paradise, just a slightly… imperfect paradise. Which, honestly, makes it more real, doesn't it?
What kind of rooms are available? Because, I'm currently picturing a broom closet with a view. (Been there, done that, never again.)
Honey, banish those broom closet nightmares! Evilion has rooms that range from "OMG, I could live here" to "I *do* want to live here!" They have everything. Suites with private plunge pools (drool). Rooms with balconies overlooking that aforementioned *stunning* sea (double drool). Even "junior suites" which, frankly, put my actual *apartment* to shame. I stayed in a suite with a private balcony and a jacuzzi tub. Let me tell you about that jacuzzi tub… I spent a solid afternoon in there with a bottle of local wine, a book I barely read (because, you know, the *view*), and a smug grin on my face. I genuinely think I achieved peak happiness that day. Actually, I'm starting to hyperventilate a little just remembering it. So yeah... not a broom closet.
Tell me about the food! I live to eat. Is the food actually good, or just fancy-looking?
Oh, the food! Prepare yourself. It's… an experience. The breakfast buffet deserves its own paragraph. Seriously. Mountains of fresh fruit, pastries that practically melt in your mouth, cheeses I'd happily sell my soul for… oh, and omelets made to order by a guy who smiles even at 7 AM. The dinner restaurants? They're fantastic. I had the best seafood I've ever eaten in my LIFE. One night, I ordered a dish with grilled octopus… and I *almost* cried. It was that good. (Don't judge me. I was on vacation. Emotions run HIGH.) And they have a poolside bar where you can get… wait for it… cocktails. And snacks. And more cocktails. And if you’re feeling adventurous – don’t skip the local tavernas around the island – the food is just as good, and you get a taste of that real Greek culture (like, you might end up dancing and smashing plates…but bring extra cash because it's a big deal in Greece!). It’s not just fancy-looking, it’s seriously delicious, soul-soothing, and potentially pants-splittingly good. (I might have loosened my belt a notch or two… or three.)
What's there to *do* besides, you know, eating and looking at the view (though, admittedly, those are high on my to-do list)?
Okay, so, yeah, eating and view-gazing are priorities. But Naxos has a LOT to offer. You can explore Naxos Town (Chora), with its charming streets and Venetian castle. I got COMPLETELY lost and it was the *best thing ever*. You can head to the beaches! The sands are beautiful, and the crystal-clear waters are perfect for swimming, sunbathing, and watersports. You can rent a car and explore the island – the mountain villages are so charming and the views, as always, are breathtaking. I even tried windsurfing! (Let’s just say I spent more time IN the water than ON the board, but hey, at least I tried!). They also had cooking classes, boat trips, and excursions to other islands. Honestly, you could be busy non-stop. Or… you could do what I mostly did: alternate between the pool, the beach, and the bar. And honestly? No regrets. Just remember to actually plan something otherwise you might (like me) find yourself on a spontaneous donkey ride, wearing a very unflattering sunhat. (Another story for another time.)
Is it family-friendly? Or will I feel like I'm constantly shushing my kids?
Okay, this one's a bit… complicated. Evilion caters to families, yes. There are specific kids' clubs, a kids' pool, and the staff is generally lovely and accommodating. But… I also got the sense that it leaned towards the "sophisticated" end of the spectrum. There's a certain… *vibe*. If your kids are the type to run wild and scream at the top of their lungs, you might feel a little… self-conscious. (I mean, I’m childless and I *still* felt a little self-conscious about one particularly enthusiastic child near the pool.) I’d say it's family-friendly, but maybe not *wildly* family-friendly. If you have little ones who can handle a bit of quiet time, it's perfect. If your kids are seasoned travelers, you'll be golden! If they have the energy of a small hurricane… pack extra patience.
Are there any hidden costs? Because nobody likes surprises, especially when it comes to money.
Ah, the dreaded hidden costs! Okay, let's be honest: luxury comes with a price tag. And sometimes, that price tag is… a little higher than you anticipated. The mini-bar in the room? Yeah, it's stocked with tempting (and pricey) goodies. Certain activities, like spa treatments and some of the more exclusive excursions, aren't included. And, of course, there's the whole tipping thing. The staff is amazing, and you'll *want* to tip them. So, factor that in. But, the biggest hidden cost? The inevitable urge to buy *all* the souvenirs. Seriously. I came home with enough olive oil, local pottery, and woven baskets to start a small Greek grocery store. So, budget for the usual suspects, but also budget for the sheer temptation of… *everything*! My credit card still hasn't recovered.
What about transportation? Is it easy to get around?
Getting to Naxos is easiest by plane or ferry. Depending on where you are coming from, ferry travel can be a bit… an adventure. The ferry can be a bit of a delay, and the seas can be a bit choppy! As for getting around the island, you have options. Renting a carEscape to LA: Luxurious Getaway at Travel Inn Motel!
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