Soviva Resort: Tunisia's #1 Family Paradise in Port El Kantaoui!
Soviva Resort: Tunisia's #1 Family Paradise in Port El Kantaoui!
Soviva Resort: Tunisia's #1 Family Paradise? Buckle Up, Buttercups! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, folks, let's dive headfirst into the turquoise waters (hopefully!) of Soviva Resort in Port El Kantaoui. They call it Tunisia's #1 Family Paradise, which, well, sets the bar high. I've spent a week wrestling with sand, sun, and questionable breakfast buffets (more on that later), and now I'm ready to spill the beans, good and gloriously messy. Prepare for a rollercoaster, because this review is less a polished brochure and more a candid, slightly sunburnt diary.
Accessibility & Getting There: A Mixed Bag, Frankly.
Getting to the resort was a breeze. The airport transfer (they offer it, and I'd recommend it, especially if you've got kids bouncing off the walls like mine) was smooth, and the driver was actually pleasant. Car park [free of charge] is a massive plus, right? Who wants to pay for parking after a flight? My own observations?
- Accessibility: While they say they're accessible, let's just say "wheelchair accessible" doesn't always translate to "easy breezy". Elevators are present (thank goodness!), but maneuvering around the sprawling property without a helper could be a challenge. I saw ramps, sure, but some slopes were… well, they required some serious muscle. This isn't a dealbreaker, but definitely something to consider. Facilities for disabled guests are listed but the devil is in the details.
- Airport Transfer: Efficient, thank goodness, considering the state of me after a long flight with the little gremlins.
The Room: A Sanctuary… Mostly.
Our room was… well, let's call it "functional". Air conditioning? Yes, thank the heavens, because Tunisia gets hot. A balcony with a view of the (glorious) pool? Affirmative. Wi-Fi [free] in the room? Praise be! Free bottled water was a small touch that made a big difference. Bathroom phone? Okay, I guess. I never used it. Who calls from their bathroom?!
- The good: Air conditioning worked. That's the main thing. And the bed was comfortable (once I wrestled the kids off it). Closet? Plenty of space.
- The not-so-good: The decor was a bit… dated. Think beige. Beige everywhere. A bit of extra colour would have made me happy.
- Additional toilet: A Godsend with four people!
- The Anecdote: One morning, my youngest decided to "decorate" the bathroom with toothpaste art. The staff handled it with grace, bless their hearts.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (with some bumps).
Ah, the food. This is where Soviva gets… interesting. They boast a lot of options. Restaurants, bars, a poolside bar, a snack bar, even a vegetarian restaurant… but the quality? Well, it's a mixed bag.
- Breakfast [buffet]: This is the Achilles' heel for most all-inclusive resorts. The Asian breakfast (that's what they called it…) was a particular highlight of confusion, but I stuck to the Western options. Eggs cooked to order? Sometimes! Consistency wasn't the Soviva's strong suit. But you can have Coffee/tea in restaurant so it's okay
- Lunch and Dinner: A la carte in restaurant options offered a nice alternative to the buffet (hallelujah!). The International cuisine was hit-or-miss, but the vegetarian restaurant was surprisingly good. Salad was surprisingly good. Soup in restaurant was a nice touch.
- The happy hour at the Poolside bar was definitely happy, especially after a day of navigating the kids.
- Anecdote: One night, I ordered a dish that claimed to be "spicy". It was… not spicy. At all. The waiter, bless his heart, offered to bring me chili flakes. I took two handfuls.
- The Quirky Observation: The sheer quantity of food on display was mind-boggling. Mountains of pastries, rivers of juice! It's a feast for the eyes, even if the taste sometimes leaves something to be desired.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Sunshine and Spa Days (Mostly).
This is where Soviva truly shines. The pools are gorgeous, the kids' facilities are plentiful, and there's enough to keep everyone entertained.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Massive, sparkling, and the heart of the resort.
- Kids facilities: The kid's club ran activities all day, and they had a dedicated play area, which bought me at least an hour of blissful silence.
- Ways to relax: I did manage to sneak in a massage (Massage) at the spa.
- Body scrub, body wrap, jacuzzi, spa/sauna, steamroom, sauna: A great way to relax
- Fitness center, gym/fitness: They have it, but I'll admit I wasn't in the mood to sweat it out.
- Anecdote: My kids spent an entire afternoon building sandcastles on the beach. I watched, sipping a cocktail, and felt… peace.
Cleanliness & Safety: Reassuringly Thorough (Mostly).
Soviva clearly takes hygiene seriously. This is hugely important, especially in these times.
- Daily disinfection in common areas.
- Hand sanitizer in every corner.
- Staff trained in safety protocol.
- Rooms sanitized between stays.
- Anti-viral cleaning products.
- Individually-wrapped food options.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
Services & Conveniences: A Mixed Bag.
Soviva offers a plethora of services, but I’d argue a more personable touch could be provided.
- Concierge: Helpful, but sometimes slow.
- Daily housekeeping: The staff were lovely and kept the room tidy.
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential.
- Laundry service/dry cleaning: Much needed after my kids ran through all the dirty clothes.
- Cash withdrawal: Convenient.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Great for picking up a last-minute present.
- Elevator: Really appreciate that they have one
- Invoice provided: No surprises, which is always nice.
- Facilities for disabled guests: While they exist, as I already wrote above, I'm not sure they're all that well implemented
- Meetings/meeting/banquet facilities, Food delivery, room service: The usual.
For the Kids: A Paradise, Indeed.
This is where Soviva really earns its "Family Paradise" title.
- Babysitting service: Available, which is perfect for a romantic dinner.
- Kids meal: I did not have to make a single meal for the kids the entire week!
- Family/child friendly: Absolutely.
The Verdict: Worth It?
Soviva Resort is a solid choice for families. It has everything you need for a relaxing (and chaotic) vacation. The pros? The pools, the kids' facilities, the general cleanliness, the fact that it's all-inclusive. The cons? The food can be hit-or-miss, the decor is a bit dated, and accessibility isn't perfect. I'd rate it 4 stars, with a slight caveat: manage your expectations on the dining front, and you'll have a blast.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! My brain is currently operating on approximately three hours of sleep (thanks, toddler!) and the promise of a sun-drenched Soviva Resort in Port El Kantaoui, Tunisia. Let's try to wrangle this into a semblance of a travel itinerary, shall we? Prepare for a bumpy ride.
Soviva Resort - Family Only Extravaganza (Or at Least, the Attempt Thereof)
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and Questionable Decisions
- Morning (6:00 AM local time): Woke up before the roosters, thanks to a pre-departure panic attack caused by packing. Did I forget the sun cream? The spare nappies? My sanity? Check, check, check, and… um, maybe. Taxi to the airport. The driver smelled faintly of cigarettes and existential dread. Perfect.
- Flight: Air Tunisia. Prayed to every deity for a smooth flight. Toddler (age 2), predictably, screamed for a solid hour. Other passengers gave me the "I understand" and the "You're going to fail" looks simultaneously. Found a glimmer of hope when my seatmate, an elderly Tunisian woman, offered him a date. Sweet, sweet silence. I'm a believer now.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Arrived in Tunis. The heat hit me like a wall. Wowza. Immigration was a blur. Baggage claim… another blur. Finally found the transfer to the resort. The view from the car? Palm trees, dusty roads, goats… all the things. A little part of me, the cynical, sleep-deprived part, whispered, "Are we SURE this is a good idea?"
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Check-in at Soviva. The lobby is gloriously, overwhelmingly… floral. I'm pretty sure the air conditioning is working overtime to keep the humidity at bay. The kids look about ready to start crying in response to the lobby's energy
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Room check. It's… fine. Clean enough. The balcony overlooks the pool, which is fantastic! Now, to unpack. And find the damn suncream.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Tried, tried to get the kids in the pool. Toddler declared the water "too cold" (it wasn't). Older kid (age 7) promptly fell in and emerged, sputtering and covered in chlorine.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner. The buffet is a glorious, chaotic free-for-all. Made a beeline for the pasta counter. Found myself accidentally creating a mountain of food. Regret set in as I realized I can only eat half. Witnessed a small skirmish over a particularly coveted piece of baklava. This is life.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Mini-disco. My kids think the music and dance moves are amazing, the rest of us parents just want to sit down. Watched with bemusement as my husband attempted a “hands-up-get-your-groove-on” dance move that looked suspiciously like he was trying to swat a particularly persistent fly.
Day 2: Pool Day, Meltdowns, and the Quest for the Perfect Tunisian Coffee
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up feeling… less than fantastic. Jet lag is a beast. Managed to drag everyone out of bed, apply copious amounts of suncream (success!), and head to the pool. Finding a sunbed situation is a fight. It's like a slow-motion aquatic battle, but with towels.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Pool time! The kids are actually enjoying themselves. Spent a solid hour dodging rogue pool noodles and trying to keep water out of my nose. There were a few minor toddler meltdowns (over everything from a sandcastle that didn't hold to a popsicle that mysteriously disappeared).
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Lunch. The kids are now starving and arguing. Ordered (and ate) every piece of bread I could find.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Naps (for the kids). This is my zen time. Attempted to read a book on my balcony while the kids slept. Got five pages in before falling asleep myself. Woke up to find my husband had brought me a coffee.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Explore the area. Visited the marina and a couple shops. The kids got bored.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner. Pizza night! My 7-year-old, after declaring he wanted NONE of it, ate almost an entire pizza.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Kid's club. The kids are now a blur of activity. I think the staff is actually enjoying the crazy. I'll consider it a win.
Day 3: Hammam Happiness (and Almost Burning My Eyebrows Off!)
This is where things got… interesting. I decided to indulge in a proper Hammam experience. I'd heard tales of bliss. Relaxation. Turkish baths and the steam. Sign me up!
- Morning (9:00AM): Managed to escape the family and head to the spa. The Hammam itself was a marble-clad haven. The woman rubbed me down with a loofah that, I swear, could exfoliate a rhino. It was a little awkward, to be honest, especially when covered in black soap.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): The steam room. Pure bliss. I’m serious, I was beginning to melt. That is, I was beginning to melt until I decided to get a little too close to the steam vent. My eyebrows, I swear, felt a little singed.
- Mid-Morning (11:00 AM): Massages. The masseuse was this tiny woman with the hands of a goddess. I think I may have fallen asleep. It was that amazing.
- Afternoon (12AM): Tried to find the bar but got lost. Ended up back at the pool. Found my family there, looking happy, a little less crazy, and looking forward to lunch.
- Afternoon (12:30 PM): Lunch. More pizza, another toddler meltdown (this time over the size of the french fries).
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Pool Time.
- Evening (7 PM): Trying out the special Tunisian cuisine. The food was interesting. Very interesting.
Day 4: Sea and Sand and the Utter Triumph of Doing Nothing.
- Morning: Beach Day! Packed up the essentials: towels, buckets, spades, suncream (again!). The beach was beautiful. The sand, a glorious, baking-hot, golden colour. The kids immediately started building a sandcastle empire.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Attempted to read. Was interrupted every 30 seconds. The kids' were fighting about who should be king of the sandcastle.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Lunch at the beach bar. Grilled fish, cold drinks. Life felt… good.
- Afternoon (1 PM - 3 PM): Took a dip in the sea. Then the kids came and splashed water on my face. My bad.
- Afternoon (3 PM): Back to the hotel, more pool, more sand.
- Evening (7 PM): Packed. Still haven't found the sun cream.
Day 5: Departure and the Promise of Sleep
- Morning (6:00 AM): The dreaded alarm. Packing up the suitcases. More frantic searching for lost items (spoiler alert: the suncream was in the bottom of the nappy bag). Final, weary hugs.
- Morning (8:00 AM): Head to the airport. The transfer driver was great and had a sense of humour.
- Flight: Smooth. I had to wake the toddler up to check if he was still breathing.
- Home: In bed at 8 PM. Sleep. Pure, unadulterated sleep. Until tomorrow, when, inevitably, it all begins again…
Final Thoughts: Soviva Resort? It's a family resort. Expect the unexpected. Expect the noise, the crowds, the chaos. But also, expect sunshine, smiles, and the magic of kids having fun. And maybe, just maybe, a little bit of you re-charging. I'd say it was worth it. Until next time, Tunisia! I'll be back, armed with more suncream, better packing skills and a LOT more coffee.
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