Luxury Surabaya Living: Biz Square Apartment Awaits!
Luxury Surabaya Living: Biz Square Apartment Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, because this review isn't your average, sterile hotel summary. We're diving deep into this place, warts and all. I'm talking real-world experiences, messy emotions, and a healthy dose of caffeine-fueled honesty. Let's go!
(Metadata & SEO Note: I'll try to sprinkle some keywords throughout, but this is all about the experience first. We're aiming for "long-tail keywords" – more specific search terms – throughout this review. Think "Hotel with pool view and wheelchair accessibility" instead of just "hotel".)
Let's get this over with and just start the chaotic review – I mean, the hotel is called __ – you just fill in the blank, okay? (Because I'm not going to expose a hotel, right?)
Accessibility: The Good, The "Almost," and the Totally WTF Moments
Okay, so the promise of accessibility – big deal, right? Gotta see it to believe it. Well, I'll tell you what, getting around some parts of _ was a breeze. The wheelchair accessible rooms? Spot on. Wide doors, roll-in shower, grab bars… they actually thought about things. (Keyword: Wheelchair Accessible Hotel Room) Kudos.
But … and there’s always a but… sometimes, it felt like the designers got halfway through and just… gave up. The lobby? Mostly okay. The ramps were there. BUT getting to the pool? Half the time, I needed a Sherpa. One of those outdoor paths that just happened to be made of cobblestones – a nightmare. (Keyword: Hotel with poor accessibility) (Keyword: Cobblestone paths hotel)
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Listed, but the proof is in the pudding (which, by the way, sometimes wasn't accessible – more on that disaster later). Wheelchair accessible: Check, but with caveats. Elevator: Yes, thank goodness.
Internet Access: A Tangled Web of Frustration (and Occasional Bliss)
Free Wi-Fi in the rooms? Fantastic. Loved it. (Keyword: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms hotel) Worked most of the time. Speed was … variable. Sometimes lightning-fast, other times I was pretty sure I was sending carrier pigeons instead of emails. (okay that's an exaggeration) (Keyword: Hotel Wi-Fi speed)
Then there were the other options: good old LAN. I didn't even try it, because hello, it's 2024. (Keyword: Internet access [LAN])
Wi-Fi in public areas? Hit or miss. The lobby was a hotspot (literally). The pool area? Forget it. Half the time I could barely load a webpage. If you're dependent on connecting for work, get your own hot spot, because that will be your best bet. (Keyword: Wi-Fi in public areas hotel)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (or, How to Pretend You're Not Stressed)
Okay, the "ways to relax" part is where they really shined.
Pool with View: The photos don't lie. Stunning. Seriously, drop-dead gorgeous. (Keyword: Hotel with pool view) Infinity edge, looking out over… well, I won’t spoil the location, but it was breathtaking. Now, the pool itself? Sometimes crowded. (Keyword: Hotel swimming pool outdoor)
Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: Okay, I'm a sucker for a good spa. And this one… was pretty darn good. The sauna? Toasty. The steamroom? Steamy. The masseuse? Skilled. Pure, unadulterated bliss. Although, I did once catch them using the same towels on the spa and the sauna. (Keyword: Hotel spa reviews)
Fitness Center: I braved the gym once. It was… a gym. Treadmills, weights, a slightly judgey vibe from the regulars. I took the stairs after that. (Keyword: Hotel fitness center)
Body Scrub, Body Wrap, Massage: Tried the massage. Amazing. The body scrub? Okay, maybe a bit too much enthusiasm. I walked out feeling like a waxed dolphin. (Keywords: Hotel with Body scrub, message, and body wrap)
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitize, Sanitize, Sanitize – But is it Enough?
They clearly took COVID seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff masked up religiously. I lost count of the "Professional-grade sanitizing services." (Keyword: COVID safety measures at hotels)
But… the nagging voice in the back of my head just couldn’t shut up. Rooms sanitized between stays? I sincerely hope so. The "room sanitization opt-out available"? Well, good luck opting out when you don't trust it in the first place. (Keyword: Hotel room sanitization)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Gourmet to… Questionable
Okay, the food is where things really got interesting.
Restaurants: Multiple. Varied. Promising.
A la carte in restaurant: Yes. The real deal restaurants that made you feel all fancy. Asian cuisine in restaurant, western cuisine in restaurant: Check and check. Restaurants: Several.
Breakfast [buffet]: This is where we get to the mess, because the breakfast buffet was… an experience.
Breakfast [buffet] was an adventure. I mean, the selection was massive. Eggs, bacon, pastries, fruit, the works. But here's the thing: it felt… chaotic. People bumping into each other, kids running wild. And the food, while technically “buffet,” lacked a little in charm. I once saw a kid sneeze directly onto the pastries. That kind of ended it for me. I mostly stuck to the fruit after that. (Keyword: Hotel breakfast buffet review) Breakfast in room: You could get it. But I opted for the fruit, because the buffet kinda traumatized me. Breakfast takeaway service: This was great, actually, for a quick grab-and-go.
Other Dining observations:
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Good.
- Desserts in restaurant: Hit or miss. Some were amazing, others were… better left unsaid.
- Poolside bar: A lifesaver. Perfect for a sundowner. (Keyword: Hotel poolside bar)
- Room service [24-hour]: Convenient. Surprisingly good. Always a late-night snack savior. (Keyword: 24-hour room service)
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
Concierge? Helpful. Always ready with a recommendation. The dry cleaning service? A godsend. (Keyword: Hotel concierge)
Convenience Store: Okay, this was genius. Forgot your toothbrush? Need a snack at 2 am? The convenience store had you covered. Genius. (Keyword: Hotel convenience store)
Luggage storage: Efficient. No complaints. Doorman: The guys out front were super-helpful. Elevator: Essential, especially with the accessibility issues on the stairs.
For the Kids: Family Friendly, But…?
Babysitting service: Available, but didn’t use it. Family/child friendly: Generally, yes. But be prepared for the chaos of the buffet. Kids facilities: Some, but nothing mind-blowing. They had a small arcade, a playground.
Available in all rooms: Yes. Air conditioning. Thank goodness! (Keyword: Hotel Air Conditioning) Bathrobes, slippers: Classy touch. Free bottled water: Always appreciated. Hair dryer: Essential. In-room safe box: Secure.
Getting Around: Let’s Talk Transportation
Airport transfer: Efficient and convenient. Car park [free of charge]: Yep. Taxi service: Readily available.
In Conclusion: The Messy, Beautiful Reality
So, would I go back to _? Hmm. That's a tough one. It wasn't perfect. The accessibility issues, the chaotic buffet… they definitely left a mark. But the pool view, the spa, the decent Wi-Fi, a few amazing meals here or there… they all added up to a pretty good experience.
It wasn't a flawless experience. I had moments of pure bliss, and I had moments where I just wanted to scream. But hey, that's life, right? And that’s what I try to do in this review: try to keep it real.
SEO/Metadata Recap:
- Keywords: Throughout the review, I subtly included long-tail keywords related to accessibility, amenities (pool, spa, Wi-Fi, etc.), dining options, and general hotel features.
- Structure: I used headings and subheadings to organize the information, making it easier for search engines and readers to scan.
- Tone: The informal, personal tone, with its blend of humor and honest opinions, makes the review more engaging and memorable.
- Focus: The review highlights both the strengths and weaknesses of the hotel, offering a balanced perspective.
- Calls to Action (Indirect): By describing my experiences, I implicitly encourage potential guests to consider the hotel (or avoid it,
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! You're about to get the raw, unfiltered, and hopefully slightly less embarrassing (for me) travel itinerary for a stay at the BIZ SQUARE APARTMENT SURABAYA, Indonesia. Consider this less a schedule, and more a… a series of unfortunate (and hopefully amusing) events. Let’s go!
Day 1: Arrival and Indonesian Anxiety
Morning (ish): Land at Juanda International Airport (SUB). Right, first hurdle. Immigration? Always a soul-crushing test of patience. Found myself sweating buckets even with the AC blasting. Why is my passport photo so terrible? Do they think I'm secretly a spy? Finally, through! Then… the luggage carousel. Tick, tick, tick… where is my suitcase?! Panic starts to set in. Found it eventually, thank heavens. Apparently, my lucky socks work.
Midday: Taxi to BIZ SQUARE. Traffic. Oh, the traffic. It's like a living, breathing, honking, chaotic beast. The driver was a sweetheart, though, bless his heart. Tried my rusty Indonesian, butchered it, but he just laughed and said, "Santai, santai!" (Relax, relax!). Check-in at the apartment. The lobby is… well, it's a lobby. Clean, efficient, and the aircon is glorious. Now, for the apartment itself…
Afternoon: Apartment Inspection & Initial Horror. Okay, first impressions: surprisingly spacious! Nice view overlooking… well, honestly, not sure what it overlooks. Buildings, mostly. But the aircon WORKS! YES! Unpack, fight with the hairdryer (why are they ALWAYS so weak?), and then the real anxiety hits. Am I going to remember how to use public transportation? Will I accidentally offend someone with my cluelessness? Is that street food safe?! I need food. Immediately.
Evening: Dinner at a Warung (local street food stall, wish me luck!). Found a place recommended online. Tried Nasi Goreng (fried rice). Pretty good! The chili, though… woah. Tears streamed down my face, but the flavor was amazing. Had to chug down a bottle of water like a thirsty camel afterwards. Felt like I was on an episode of Survivor. Back to the apartment, curled up in bed with a book and a faint sense of accomplishment. Still unsure if the "sanitary" part will work out.
Day 2: Surabaya Adventures (and Potential Regrets)
Morning: Up early! (Jet lag, anyone?). Determined to conquer Surabaya. Google Maps loaded. First stop: Tunjungan Plaza, a massive shopping mall. I envisioned myself a savvy shopper, buying beautiful Indonesian textiles. The reality? Surrounded by an overwhelming amount of… everything. Got lost. Again. Ended up buying… a ridiculously oversized, novelty inflatable flamingo. Don't ask. Impulse purchase. Judge me later.
Midday: Food Court Madness. Tunjungan Plaza food courts are sensory overload. Tried a bizarre, but delicious, Durian-flavored smoothie. Possibly made a mistake, which I will discover in the later hours. Walked around the Old Town, went into a historic building and then I felt too hot, wanted to go.
Afternoon: A visit to a museum, just to feel cultured. Found a museum of some sort. A little bit of culture, a little bit of confusion. I have no clue what I was viewing, but I smiled, nodded, and then left to go back to the AC. Strolled around the neighborhood, marveling at the little side alleys. Spotted a group of kids playing a game on the side of the road, then retreated. I felt like a stalker.
Evening: Street food round two! Found a place specializing in Sate Madura (grilled meat skewers). The smell? Heavenly. The taste? Even better. The potential for food poisoning? Fingers crossed! Okay, I can't keep joking about this. It's delicious though. Finished the night with a Bintang beer (the local brew) on the apartment balcony, watching the city lights twinkle below. The flamingo looked particularly judgmental. Maybe the Durian smoothie was not a good idea.
Day 3: Culture Shock and Culinary Catastrophes
- Morning: Morning again! Woke up this time with a weird feeling in my stomach. The Durian smoothie. I know it. Stayed close to the apartment bathroom.
- Midday: I actually did something, by going to the House of Sampoerna, a historic cigarette factory. It's a fascinating piece of Surabaya history, and the architecture is stunning. Found a museum of some sort. A little bit of culture, a little bit of confusion. I have no clue what I was viewing, but I smiled, nodded, and then left to go back to the AC.
- Afternoon: Tried to find a good coffee shop (need my caffeine fix). Walked for ages, got lost again, and finally found a tiny place tucked away down a side street. The coffee was strong, black and… possibly the best coffee I've ever had. Small victories, people!
- Evening: Okay, let's talk about dinner. Tonight, I was ambitious. Tried to cook something in the apartment. Big mistake. Big. Huge. Burnt the rice, the noodles were a gluey mess, and the only edible thing was a can of sardines I found in the back of the cupboard. Ate the sardines in shame, alongside the now-deflated flamingo. Feeling particularly lonely now. Ordering takeaway tonight.
Day 4: Reflection and Departure (Maybe)
- Morning: Wake up early. How long can I put this off? Have to leave.
- Midday: Final wander through the neighborhood, soaking up the last of the Indonesian vibes. Stop at a little bakery for some pastries, which sadly were dry and a bit stale (lesson learned: stick to the street food!).
- Afternoon: Packing. Again. The suitcase is heavier, thanks to the giant inflatable flamingo and the souvenirs I've impulse-bought. Mentally preparing myself for the chaos of the airport.
- Evening: Heading to the airport, wishing I'd stayed longer. Goodbye Surabaya. I'll be back. Possibly. With a better stomach and a lot more courage.
(Disclaimer: This itinerary is subject to change based on mood, traffic, and the availability of air conditioning. Be prepared for the unexpected. Bring a sense of humor, and maybe some Pepto-Bismol. You've been warned.)
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