Escape to Paradise: Bleart Hotel, Durres, Albania - Your Dream Vacation Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Bleart Hotel, Durres, Albania - Your Dream Vacation Awaits!
The Imperfect Paradise: A Dive into the Hotel Experience (with a Heavy Dose of Me)
Alright, let’s talk about this hotel. I just got back, still unpacking, and honestly, my brain feels like a half-eaten buffet: a bit of this, a bit of that, some things I loved, some things… well, let's just say they tested my patience. This review is going to be less polished and more… me. Prepare for a ride.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Mostly Good (Thank God)
Okay, let's start with the stuff that REALLY matters. I’m not always the most graceful person, but this hotel seemed to genuinely care about everyone. The Wheelchair Accessible stuff? Spot on. Ramps, elevators, the works. Now, I didn't need them personally, but seeing them made me feel… well, good. Like they thought about everyone. And that’s a rare thing these days, isn't it?
Then there's the Facilities for Disabled Guests. Gotta love that. It was discreet, well-thought-out, and I saw staff being super helpful. Honestly, from a casual observer, I can say Accessibility was a real win for them.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: Double check! I mean, the Elevator thing is the ticket. Getting around the hotel was, for the most part, a breeze. This wasn't always the case in other hotels, so this was a huge plus.
Internet: The Lifeblood of the Modern Traveler (and My Inner Doom-scroller)
Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Hallelujah! Seriously, it’s the little things, right? And for the most part, it was decent. "Decent" is the key word here. It wasn’t blazing fast, but it didn’t drop out every five seconds. I mean, I could stream Netflix (the doom-scrolling I mentioned) without losing my mind. The Wi-Fi in Public Areas was also pretty good.
The Internet [LAN] thing… yeah, I didn't even try it. Honestly, who uses Ethernet cables in a hotel room anymore? It felt a little… retro. But hey, it’s there if you’re, you know, an old-school gamer or something.
Cleanliness and Safety: My Obsessive-Compulsive Side Approves (Mostly)
This is where the hotel (probably) shone, and where I breathed a sigh of relief. The Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Room sanitization opt-out available? Okay, that's thoughtful.
Rooms sanitized between stays: You know what? This felt safer than home (and maybe a little… unsettling? I'm not sure). I had a vague feeling that if I sneezed, someone would come in with a hazmat suit. I appreciated it, really I did.
The Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere. And the Staff trained in safety protocol… well, they certainly seemed like they were. They wore their masks properly, which, let’s be honest, is more than I can say for everywhere these days.
More Thoughts on Safety
First aid kit. A welcome sight, it wasn't just a first-aid kit, it felt like a first-aid kit.
CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property: Always a good sign when you're wanting to feel safe.
Fire extinguisher and Smoke alarms in my room: Good to see these features, as well as Safety/security feature.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (and Some Minor Disappointments)
Okay, let’s talk food. Because, honestly, that can make or break a trip.
- Breakfast in room was available-- I love the flexibility.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the buffet. Always a gamble. This one was… okay. The usual suspects. The Asian breakfast options were better than the "Western." The coffee, sadly, was not. Sigh.
- A la carte in restaurant was another option.
- Poolside bar was a total win. Cocktails by the pool? Yes, please! Happy hour, even better.
- Room service [24-hour]. This is my kind of service.
- Restaurants: There were Restaurants like an Asian cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, and a Western cuisine in restaurant. I would have liked to try the Desserts in restaurant, but didn't get the chance.
A Confession About the Food
I'm a bit of a snackaholic. The Snack bar helped me to survive between meals. Overall, I enjoyed the food, and I'd say that the food was generally of good quality.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa, Pool, and the Pursuit of Serenity (Mostly Achieved)
Now, this is where the hotel really shines. The Pool with view? Gorgeous. Absolutely stunning. I spent a whole afternoon just floating around, staring at the… well, I won't say where I was, to preserve privacy, but it was amazing.
- **Swimming pool [outdoor], *Swimming pool* (interior and exterior), and Fitness center. I didn't make it to the Gym/fitness (I’m on vacation!), but I did see people using it. The equipment looked up-to-date.
- Spa and Spa/sauna: I went to the Steamroom and it was heavenly.
- Massage: And oh, the massage! I got a full body massage. I was transported to another dimension. The masseuse was amazing. It was seriously the best massage ever.
The only slight letdown? I would have loved to try the Body scrub and Body wrap, but didn't have time. Next time!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (That Sometimes Matter a Lot)
The Air conditioning in public area and in the rooms? Thank goodness. It saved me, honestly.
- Doorman and concierge service: Super helpful and always available. The Concierge actually made several suggestions that lead to awesome experiences.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent
- Facilities for disabled guests are great.
- Ironing service, Laundry service: Very appreciated.
- Elevator was essential.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Potentially (But I Didn't Bring Any)
I am not traveling with kids. I did spot Kids facilities.
Available in All Rooms: The Necessities (and Some Luxuries)
- Free bottled water: Always a win. I guzzled it like it was going out of style.
- Bathtub: I loved it.
- Coffee/tea maker: A must-have. I needed it to survive.
- Free Wi-Fi: Excellent.
- Fridge: I'd have to say I loved that too.
- Shower and Separate shower/bathtub in combination: Wow.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy (For the Most Part)
- Airport transfer: Seamless. A lifesaver after a long flight.
- Car park [free of charge].
- Car park [on-site].
Final Verdict: The Good, The Bad, and the Slightly Crazy Me
Overall, I had a great stay. The hotel is well-located, clean, and the staff is generally fantastic. The spa, the pool, the accessibility – all massive wins. The food could be a bit better, I would have liked more desserts, but honestly, I'm probably being picky.
Would I go back? Absolutely. Especially if I can get another massage.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars (because perfection is boring, and I’m not afraid to be human)
Lugano Luxury: Unforgettable Stay at Hotel Villa Principe Leopoldo & Spa
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average travel itinerary. This is… well, this is my botched attempt at a relaxing getaway at Hotel Bleart in Durres, Albania. Prepare for chaos, caffeine crashes, and probably way too much Ouzo. Buckle in, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Hotel Bleart & the Albanian Adventure: My Attempt to Find Serenity (Spoiler: I'm a Walking Disaster)
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Luggage Massacre of Durres (aka, This Could Go Either Way)
- 9:00 AM (ish): Wake up in London. Actually, that's a lie. I woke up screaming because I dreamt I was being chased by a rogue kebab. Clearly, the pre-vacation stress has already hit. Chug two coffees. Pack last-minute essentials: emergency chocolate (essential), a phrasebook I'll never use (also essential), and a vague idea of what "Albania" actually is.
- 11:00 AM: At the Airport: Dragging my suitcase, which has a mind of its own, past the overly-enthusiastic duty-free perfume spritzers. They always get me! Ended up buying a bottle of something that smells suspiciously like grandma's potpourri. Lord help me.
- 2:00 PM: The Flight: Finally, on the plane, praying I don't get stuck next to a screaming baby or a guy who "mansplains" airplane hydraulics for the entire flight. (Spoiler: I got both. And the baby was loud.)
- 6:00 PM (Local time): Land in Tirana. Breathe. Okay, Albania, here I come! Or… well, here I crash. The airport immigration was surprisingly breezy, until -- disaster strikes! The baggage carousel. That thing is a menace. Watching the luggage go round and round, I noticed a tiny, lonely suitcase. I knew it was mine. "Hey, I know you!" I exclaimed with a grin
- 7:00 PM: Transfer to Hotel Bleart: The drive from Tirana to Durres. The car, a beat-up little Fiat, rattled like a toddler with a kazoo. Our driver? A chain-smoking Albanian gent with eyes that had seen things. The highway was a symphony of honking, overtaking, and near-death experiences. But hey, scenic, right?
- 8:00 PM: Check-in & the Room Revelation: Finally, we arrived at Hotel Bleart, it looked like a wedding venue, and the sun was setting, painting the Adriatic Sea in fiery hues. Beautiful. Check-in went smoothly except that my room initially assigned looked like a cupboard. (Who designs these things?) A quick complaint at the reception desk (waving my arms, because, well, communication barriers) snagged me a slightly better room. (Still no sea view, but at least I can breathe.)
- 9:00 PM: Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant (or, "The Great Albanian Carb Load"): Dinner. The restaurant was… well, let's say the decor clashes with the food. Ordered the "local special": what appeared to be a gigantic plate of grilled meat, potatoes, and bread. (Albanian food is basically carbs delivery system. I have already packed over fifty extra pounds) It was delicious. I devoured it all. Every. Single. Bite. Washing it down with a glass of local wine. (Very drinkable.)
- 10:00 PM: Evening walk Out on the beach, in the darkness there was a bright full moon casting its silver light on the ocean. I walked as far as I could, breathing the air and enjoying the smell of the water. I thought I could not be more moved, but the moment was spoiled when I stubbed my toe on a rock. I cursed and went back to bed.
- 11:00 PM: Bedtime (aka, the inevitable Instagram scroll): Bedtime. I made the mistake of scrolling through Instagram and seeing everyone else's "perfect" vacation photos. Suddenly, Hotel Bleart felt less like a charming seaside escape and more like a slightly-faded backdrop to my own travel mishaps. Insomnia, here I come.
Day 2: Sun, Sand, and the Quest for a Decent Espresso!
- 7:00 AM (ish): Wake up to the sound of crashing waves - or maybe it's just the air conditioning, which sounds like dying vacuum cleaner.
- 8:00 AM: Quest for Coffee (and Sanity): Breakfast at the hotel. The coffee tasted like muddy water. I have to find a decent espresso machine, or the whole vacation is doomed.
- 9:00 AM: Beach Bliss (and the sunscreen fail): Headed to the beach. Book, sunglasses, a healthy dose of optimism. Applied sunscreen once, and thought the sun wouldn't be a problem. Wrong. Terribly wrong. I resemble a cooked lobster now.
- 11:00 AM: The Great Snorkelling Disaster (a.k.a. I'm a Fish out of Water) The hotel offers snorkelling. I've always wanted to be one of those effortless, marine-life-observing types. Turns out, I'm not. I can't get the snorkel to stay in my mouth, the mask fogs up, and I swallow half the Adriatic Sea. Suffice to say, the fish were not impressed. Or maybe they were laughing.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch Fiasco: Lunch at a beachfront restaurant. I ordered something I thought was calamari. What arrived was a plate of deep-fried, suspiciously rubbery stuff. I ate it anyway because, hey, vacation calories don't count, right?
- 3:00 PM: Shopping for painkillers: I went to the nearest market looking for ibuprofen. Found a charming shop, and I also find out the power and joy of bartering. I managed to get a box of painkillers for less than the price advertised, a true win.
- 4:00 PM: The "Nap" That Never Happened: Back to the hotel, hoping for a restorative nap. Nope. The air conditioning/vacuum cleaner is still going strong, and a family of very enthusiastic seagulls are having a party on my balcony.
- 6:00 PM: Ouzo Hour: I decide that I'm in Albania. I try new things. I ordered an Ouzo at the hotel bar and sat by the beach, watching the sunset (which this time was even more amazing) feeling completely relaxed. Until the Ouzo hit, that is.
- 10:00 PM, Dinner With The Locals I made some friend. I went to dinner with them, sharing some food and telling them how much I was loving the country. It was a moment.
- 11:00 PM: Bedtime (or, "Trying to Sleep Through the Wedding Reception") The hotel is hosting a wedding. The music is pumping. I'm seriously considering joining them just to get some sleep.
Day 3: Culture Shock (or, "Why Didn't Anyone Warn Me About the Driving?")
- 9:00 AM: The Albanian Driving Experience (a.k.a. Mayhem on Wheels): Had breakfast, then I tried to rent a car. I should have read the google reviews first. I survived the rental process. Now for round two: driving in Albania. It’s not for the faint of heart, people. Traffic rules? Apparently, they're more like "suggestions." Lane markings? A distant memory. Horns? Used liberally. I'm pretty sure I aged ten years in the first hour.
- 11:00 AM: Durres Ancient City Visit The ancient amphitheatre was beautiful. But the heat! And the crowds! I somehow managed to trip over a loose paving stone, and a tiny Albanian child gave me a very disapproving stare. (I think he's also seen things.)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch (and Near-Death Experience #2): Found a restaurant, which was empty. The waiter, bless his heart, didn't speak much English. I pointed randomly at something on the menu. What arrived? A plate of grilled octopus, which was delicious. The waiter, however, was also the driver, and he offered me a ride back to the hotel. The drive was… well, let's just say I held on tight.
- 2:00 PM: The "Look at The Albanian Coast" Trip: The beach at Durres is nice. But the Albanian coast is beautiful. But not in the city, so I decided to hit the road. After being terrified for hours, I came to enjoy the trip.
- 4:00 PM: The hotel pool. If the sea is too salty, and the sun is too hot, then there is only one thing to do. That would be to take a bath in the hotel pool.
- 6:00 PM: Sunset Cocktails and Contemplation: Back at the hotel, I ordered a cocktail and watch the sunset. I sat quietly, wondering If should I get out and explore again.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at the Hotel, and the "Lost in Translation" Incident: Dinner at the hotel.
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