Indore's Hidden Gem: Treebo Omni Palace - Unbelievable Luxury!
Indore's Hidden Gem: Treebo Omni Palace - Unbelievable Luxury!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving headfirst into a review… and frankly? It's gonna be a wild ride. I'm talking a messy, honest, sometimes-funny, and definitely human review. Forget those perfectly-crafted, SEO-optimized robots; this is coming straight from yours truly. Let's call this one… "The [Hotel Name] Debrief: Chaos, Calm, and Questionable Decisions" (I'll fill in the hotel name later, gotta keep that SEO game tight, you know?)
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And Now, the Real Deal… (Prepare for Rambling)
Okay, so, I went to [Hotel Name] recently. Supposed to be a "luxury" experience, ya know? But let's be real: luxury and I have a complex relationship. I’m more of a "comfortable chaos" kind of person. So, here we go…
Accessibility: The "Can You Get Around?" Rundown
I'm giving this a solid thumbs up. (And no, I don't get paid to say that!) The wheelchair accessibility was pretty darn good. Ramps where needed, spacious elevators, and generally wide hallways. I didn't have any struggles navigating the premises, which is MAJOR brownie points in my book. The devil's in the details with accessibility, so I'll call out one thing specifically: the pool area. It had a ramp, too, so you could easily get in, but it was also super popular. I think there was a minor bottleneck there a few times during the day. I didn’t need it personally, but for some it might have been a bit difficult.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: Check! Accessibility throughout the dining areas seemed good which is another major point.
Internet: Gotta Stay Connected (Even on Vacation)
Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms: YES! Thank goodness. I NEED that sweet, sweet internet. And it was actually decent! No buffering hell. This is a huge win for me. Also, they advertised it as free and in all rooms, which they delivered, so I have no complaints
Internet Access [LAN]: I’m not sure about LAN, I didn't explore that option. I'm old-fashioned in this regard, I need the Wi-Fi and that's it.
Internet Services: Fine. Not amazing. Not terrible. Pretty standard.
Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Wi-Fi was available in the public areas. So that's good.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: (Let's Get Pampered… or at Least Try)
Pool with View: OMG, Yes. And it was gorgeous. Like, Instagram-worthy gorgeous. The view from the pool… let me describe this. I went up there with my margarita, and it was glorious. But, and here's where the "honest" part comes in, I almost spilled my frozen goodness because some idiot decided to splash me while trying to act as if they were in the Olympics! I spent the next 10 minutes glaring.
Body Scrub / Body Wrap / Massage / Spa / Spa/sauna /Steamroom / Sauna: I tried the spa. I REALLY tried. I booked a massage. The masseuse? Amazing. Seriously, I think she could have kneaded the stress of the entire world out of me. I'm still not sure if I had every one of the other amenities, but I'd recommend it.
Fitness Center / Gym/fitness: The gym was there. I walked past it. I looked. I didn't enter. You know me - I'm more about the walking to the pool.
Swimming Pool / Swimming pool [outdoor]: See "Pool with view." The pool was great. Just watch out for splashers
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID-Era Reality Check
Okay, look, I'm a pre-COVID traveler, a little skeptical by nature. Here's the deal: They tried. They really, really tried. And I feel they were successful.
Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Check, check, check, check… you get the gist. They took it seriously. I even saw a staff member wiping down the elevator buttons… multiple times.
Hand sanitizer: All over the place. It was great.
Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service: I didn't get breakfast in my room specifically, But I did see it as an option.
Cashless payment service: Used it. Worked great.
Doctor/nurse on call: Not needed, thank goodness.
First aid kit: Available.
Hot water linen and laundry washing: They were using hot water and doing laundry, that was good.
Shared stationery removed: Probably. I didn't notice any stationery.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feed Me, Seymour!
A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: So. Many. Options. The breakfast buffet was the bomb. There was everything. I’m not sure it was all that different from a "western breakfast" or an "Asian breakfast," but that's probably my fault, not theirs. The poolside bar? Essential. Happy hour? Mandatory. The 24-hour room service? Oh, yes. Especially after a long afternoon of… lounging. (Don't judge.)
Bottle of water: Essential in the heat!
Services and Conveniences: The Bits and Bobs
Air conditioning in public area / Air conditioning: Yes, thank goodness.
Audio-visual equipment for special events: Didn’t see it.
Business facilities, Facilities for disabled guests, Elevator, Invoice provided: All there.
Cash withdrawal, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: They had it all, pretty much.
Concierge: Helpful, but slightly… over-the-top helpful. Like, the concierge kept calling me to check if everything was okay, even when it was okay. I started hiding in my room.
Contactless check-in/out: Smooth as silk. Thank goodness for that.
For the Kids: (Because Everyone Matters)
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Didn't travel with kids, so I can't give a definitive answer here. They seemed to cater to them, though.
Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property: Cameras everywhere. Security seemed good.
Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private]: Check in was relatively quick
Couple's room: I’m not sure whether they had them or not.
Exterior corridor: No.
Fire extinguisher: Yes.
Front desk [24-hour]: Yes.
Hotel chain: Yes
Non-smoking rooms: Yes.
Pets allowed unavailable: Yes.
Proposal spot: Didn't notice one.
Room decorations: Fine. Nothing to write home about.
Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms: All the safety stuff seemed fine.
Soundproof rooms: More or less. I did hear some
Escape to Paradise: I-City Wellness Homestay E11 Shah Alam Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, 'cause we're heading to Indore, specifically to Treebo Omni Palace. This ain't your meticulously crafted, robotic itinerary. This is… my attempt at surviving a few days in the heart of India, peppered with probably too much coffee and existential dread. Let's see if this thing survives the onslaught!
The Indore Odyssey: Treebo Omni Palace & Beyond (Prepare for Mayhem!)
Day 1: Arrival and the Culture Shock (and Possibly a Panic Attack)
Morning (Or Rather, Whenever the Heck I Wake Up After That Red Eye): Arrive at Indore airport. Okay, first impression: DENSE. Like, human density, chaotic traffic density, and the sheer energy of the place is… well, it's a lot. Finding my pre-booked cab was an Olympic sport, involving a lot of frantic waving, questionable hand signals, and the distinct feeling of being utterly lost while surrounded by hundreds of people.
- Anecdote: I swear, I saw a guy on a scooter carrying THREE live chickens. Three! Just perched there, clucking away. This is already more eventful than my entire existence back home.
Mid-Morning: Treebo Omni Palace Check-In (Blessedly Air-Conditioned): Finally, sweet, sweet AC! The hotel itself seems… fine. Clean(-ish), the staff are trying their best (and succeeding mostly!). The room, however, is playing a weird game of "spot the dust bunny." I'm choosing to ignore them. My sanity depends on it.
Afternoon: First Food Mishap (My Stomach Thanks You, Probably Not): Okay, this is where things got…interesting. I bravely ventured out and, armed with a phrasebook and a lot of hope, ordered something from a local eatery near the hotel. I think it was called "Poha." I'm pretty sure my stomach will never forgive me. It wasn't spicy, thankfully, but the textures… oh lord. But hey, at least I tried! I'm pretty sure I should go easy on spicy food.
- Reaction: The first bite, I was apprehensive. The second, weirded out. The third, I knew it was too late, I had to keep going. It might be a mistake, but I had to respect the local culture!
Late Afternoon / Evening: Relax and Regroup (Or Just Hide): After the culinary adventure, a solid chunk of time was spent in the blissful embrace of my hotel room. Netflix, a strong cup of that instant coffee the hotel provides (it tastes like sadness, but it's caffeinated!), and a very deep breath. Surviving this day alone is a victory.
Day 2: Digging Deeper (Into My Wallet, Actually)
- Morning: Exploring the Local Markets (Prepare for Sensory Overload): Oh. My. God. The markets. The smells, the noise, the sheer volume of humanity… it's overwhelming, but also incredibly fascinating. I got completely lost within ten minutes, couldn't remember which direction the hotel was in, and almost bought a suspiciously large piece of fruit (I have trust issues).
- Quirky Observation: The bargaining skills of the local vendors are next level. I swear, I saw a guy haggle down the price of a mango by the equivalent of like… five cents. Efficiency!
- Mid-Morning: Chappan Dukaan (The Foodie's Paradise!): This is where things get interesting. This is the place where Indore actually shines. This area has vendors after vendor selling the local snacks for the entire city to adore. I tried a variety of sweets, savory snacks, and drinks. The food was absolutely amazing. I had my first Jalebi. It was hot, sweet, crispy, and everything I imagined. My favorite. I don't know the words to describe the perfectness of it. If you are planning to travel to Indore, go to that place. I'd do it again immediately. Seriously, GO! This deserved to be the only experience I had for an entire day.
- Afternoon: (Attempting) Sightseeing (With Varying Levels of Success): Tried to see the Rajwada Palace, but the heat was unbearable. I felt like my brain was slowly melting out of my ears. Gave up pretty quickly and returned to the hotel for a nap. Success!
- Evening: Dinner and Contemplation (Mostly Over Pizza, Because Comfort): Found a place that does (decent, by Indian standards) pizza. Maybe I'm being a bit basic, but sometimes you just need something familiar. Reflecting on the day. I still have a lot to learn, so many new things, and I am still a bit scared.
Day 3: The Wrap-Up (And the Race Against Time)
- Morning: Last Glimpse of Indore (And Panic Packing): One last wander around before I go. I bought some spices (because tourist cliché) and a few trinkets. The realization that I haven’t packed yet hit me like a ton of bricks.
- Rambling: I still feel like I barely scratched the surface of this city. There's so much more to see, but also, my brain is fried. Travel is exhausting!
- Mid-Morning/Afternoon: Hotel Check-Out & Airport Bound: The hotel check-out was smooth, thankfully. Now the real test: navigating the airport and surviving the inevitable delays. Wish me luck, I'll need it.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Departure and Reflections: On the plane. Exhausted, slightly smelly, and incredibly grateful. Indore was a rollercoaster. It was challenging, overwhelming, at times terrifying, but also incredibly beautiful and rewarding. Would I go back? Absolutely. Maybe. Eventually. After a very long nap.
Random Thoughts & Imperfections:
- The Language Barrier: My Hindi is, to put it kindly, non-existent. Learning a few basic phrases really helped, but I relied heavily on gestures and a lot of smiling.
- Traffic: Holy moly. Just…wow. Be prepared to hold your breath.
- The People: The people of Indore are incredibly friendly and helpful. Despite the initial chaos, they were always willing to offer a smile and a helping hand.
- The Heat: Seriously. Stay hydrated.
- Treebo Omni Palace: It’s more hotel than palace but it was clean, adequate, and safe. Perfectly fine for the price.
Final Verdict: Indore: 8/10. Would (probably) recommend. (Especially if you love food and a good adventure!) Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need a very long, very quiet bath. And maybe a therapist. Just in case.
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What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
Oh, man. Okay, so this is a journey, a real-life culinary nightmare. It was in Thailand, years ago. I was young, adventurous... or maybe just plain stupid. I saw a street vendor with a massive pile of – and I kid you not – deep-fried scorpions. I'm talking full-on, crunchy-legged, venomous-looking scorpions. Now, I have a rule: Always try everything once. Except, you know, heroin. Or maybe jumping out of a plane. Anyway, I pointed, paid, and bit down. The initial crunch wasn't terrible, kinda like a crispy…grasshopper? Then came the flavor. A weird, metallic, vaguely bitter aftertaste that lingered for hours. My tongue felt fuzzy. I'm pretty sure my travel buddy, bless her heart, thought I was going to barf right there on the pristine Thai sidewalk. Did I eat another one? Absolutely not. Lesson learned: some culinary adventures are best left for others.
What's your biggest regret?
Okay, this one hits different. It's not a grand, sweeping life decision regret, either. It's something stupidly small. When I was in high school, I passed up a chance to see a concert. A *really* cool band. Tickets were cheap, my friends were going, and I had a perfectly good reason to go: I was being a total drama queen about something utterly insignificant. I was convinced the world was ending because of... well, it doesn't even matter. The band? They've since blown up. I mean HUGE. And I missed it. Every time I hear one of their songs on the radio, I get a wave of pure, unadulterated regret. It's like a tiny, persistent little mosquito buzzing around my brain. Learn from my mistake. Don't let tiny, stupid worries rob you of awesome experiences.
What's something you're really passionate about?
Oh, this one's easy! *Books*. Seriously. BOOKS. I could talk about books all day long. I grew up in a house overflowing with them. My parents weren't rich, didn't have fancy cars, but the house was always, always filled with books. From the time I could read, I was lost in them, every genre... from fantasy sprawls and romance mush... to history and science. When I was a kid, I was convinced I could *get inside* the books! As an adult, I still feel like I do sometimes. The stories, the characters, the worlds…they offer escape, comfort, and sometimes, a good old-fashioned kick in the pants. Reading has made me who I am. It's how I see the world! It's frustrating when some people dismiss it as a silly hobby. No, I say! It's essential. Like air, or, you know, coffee.
What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?
Hmm... this is tough. My grandma, bless her, used to always say, "Don't worry about what others think of you, dear." And you know, that's great for the feel-good moment, but it's easier said than done, right? It's a constant battle in the head. "Am I *enough*?" So, instead, I lean on something my therapist told me years ago. "You can't control how others act, but you *can* control how you react." Sounds so simple, I know. But it's like a little life hack. Some people will always be jerks. Some situations will always be awful. But I can choose *how* I respond. That's some serious power, and a good reminder to maintain control. Take a deep breath and be responsible for yourself... for your actions! (This is a hard lesson still being learned.)
Favorite holiday and why?
Okay, this is easy. Christmas. And it's not because of the presents, though, let's be real, presents are great. It is the spirit of it, the feeling of togetherness, of, you know... *hope*. And oh goodness, the food!! The smells... the roast turkey, the cookies. I know it's cliche, sure. But it's magical! I love being around the people that I love. Yes, it can be hectic. And yes, sometimes you have to put up with relatives whose opinions you'd rather avoid. But when you get that perfect moment when everyone's laughing, and the lights are twinkling, and the music is playing... that is worth all the craziness. I just wish it could last longer!
What's something you're currently struggling with?
Oh, geez, where do I begin? Well, the world, for one. It's a lot right now, isn't it? But, on a more personal level, I'm trying to be more patient. With myself, with others. I'm a work in progress. And let me tell you, sometimes the progress feels incredibly *slow*. I get frustrated. I get angry. I make stupid mistakes. Then I beat myself up for them -- for days! It's a fun cycle. But, hey, at least I'm aware of it, which is supposedly half the battle, right? So, yeah, I'm learning to be a little kinder to myself. It's hard, though. Real hard.
What's a skill you'd love to learn?
Oh, man, I'd love to learn a musical instrument! I *dream* of being able to play the piano. I always see people sitting down, so effortlessly playing, and I think, "wow, that must be the best thing ever to do." I tried once, when I was a kid. It did *not* go well. I had the attention span of a goldfish, didn't practice, and the whole thing ended in tears and abandoned lessons. Maybe, just maybe, someday I'll try again. Adulting, you know. But, seriously, who doesn't love music?
What's your favorite place to be?
My own bed, in my tiny apartment, on a rainy day, with a good book. Seriously. Pure heaven. Maybe a giant mug of hot chocolate. Ahhh... I could stay there forever. Or, maybe, a cozy little cafe. Somewhere with soft lighting, the smell of coffee, and the gentle hum of conversation... You can just sit there for hours and watch the world go by. It's so soothing. I get a little antsy to stay in one place too long, but when I'm feeling stressed... I head for a book, some quiet, and a place to just... *be*
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