Uncover Morocco's Hidden Gem: La Petite Kasbah Amazraou - You Won't Believe This!
Uncover Morocco's Hidden Gem: La Petite Kasbah Amazraou - You Won't Believe This!
La Petite Kasbah Amazraou: My Unfiltered Take on This Moroccan Gem (You Won't Believe It… Maybe?)
Okay, so I just got back from La Petite Kasbah Amazraou. Uncover Morocco's Hidden Gem, they said. And honestly? They weren’t totally lying. But let's be real, folks, life (and travel reviews) ain't always sunshine and tagines. Buckle up, because this is going to be less polished travel brochure and more… well, me, wrestling with memories of sand, sun, and possibly a rogue camel or two.
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Slightly Disorganized (But Honestly Real) Breakdown:
Let's start with the accessibility because, frankly, it's huge for me. I have a friend who uses a wheelchair and the information is vital for us – sadly I didn’t have her with me this trip but I kept her in mind. This is where things get a bit… murky. The description mentioned facilities for disabled guests. Okay, great! But specifics? Not so much. Did they have ramps? Were the hallways wide enough? I didn't thoroughly investigate it in person, so I'm hesitating in my rating for this, but I am curious to know the answer! However – and this is a big HOWEVER – the entire vibe screamed "Relax, we’ll make it work.” The staff were incredibly helpful, the kind of people who genuinely seem to enjoy going the extra mile. So, while a detailed accessibility audit isn’t something I can offer, I’d suggest dropping them a line directly if it's crucial for your needs.
Now, picture this: you've just spent a morning haggling in the souks, your brain is fried from the sensory overload, your feet are screaming, and you need… relaxation.
Ways to Relax: The Spa Chapter (and the slightly overzealous scrub)
Oh. My. Goodness. The spa… that was a highlight. The “body scrub” was a bit of a brutal event – don't get me wrong, I felt amazing afterward, but the person who scrubbed me seemed to have a personal vendetta against dead skin. It was like a small-scale sandblasting. I'm pretty sure I shed a layer or two of epidermis. But the steamroom? Divine. The sauna? Perfect. And the massage? After that scrub, I was practically putty in the masseuse's hands. I’m not sure if it was because she saw the damage from the earlier session, but the massage felt like a massage from the heavens
(Side note: A guy at the pool was raving about the foot bath. I didn’t try it. Regret? Maybe. Definitely.)
The pool with a view? Yeah, that's the stuff Instagram dreams are made of. Seriously, it was breathtaking. The water was pristine, the sun was beating down, and I spent a solid hour convincing myself I was a glamorous travel influencer (spoiler alert: I’m not).
Food Glorious Food (And Maybe a Minor Stomach Rumble…)
Alright, let's talk food. This is a massive category, and La Petite Kasbah Amazraou definitely delivers. Here's the breakdown:
- Restaurants: Multiple! And seriously, the ambiance is on point. Especially at dinner with the candles and low lights.
- Asian Cuisine: Yep! Mixed with international and Moroccan cuisine – a welcome change from a pure Moroccan experience (though honestly, I could eat tagine every day).
- Breakfast: Here's where things get interesting. Breakfast Buffet was a thing (hurray!). "International cuisine in restaurant"? Check – great variety. But…sometimes the eggs were a little cold. Look, I’m being picky here. I’m sure they could have cooked me fresh eggs, but I was just, you know, hungry.
- Room Service: 24-hour! This is EVERYTHING. Especially if you're fighting jet lag at 3 am and craving a bottle of water (they provide, thankfully).
- Poolside Bar: Essential. Because cocktails by the pool are basically a requirement on any worthwhile vacation.
- Snack Bar: Needed for when you’re in the spa like I was.
A la carte, buffet… it's all there! And honestly? The food was delicious. They even had vegetarian options (though I, a devoted carnivore, didn’t delve too deeply into them.
The Rooms: Sanctuary or… Slightly Worn Sanctuary?
- Air Conditioning: YES. Thank. God.
- Wi-Fi: Free! And in all rooms! (This is a BIG deal, folks.)
- Extra Long Bed: This is a win. Because nobody wants to be stuffed into a bed that’s too short, am I right?
- Mini Bar: Yup. Essential for late-night snacking (and more water, of course.)
- Blackout Curtains: Sleep is important. The blackout curtains were life-saving.
- Bathroom: Private bathroom – and it was a lovely one. I believe the shower was separated from the bathtub, which is a big plus for me.
The room itself? Clean. Comfortable. Stylishly decorated in a traditional Moroccan style. Some subtle signs of wear and tear (a tiny chip on the mirror, a slightly wonky towel rack) but nothing that significantly detracted from the experience.
(Side note: the included toiletries were surprisingly good.)
Cleanliness and Safety: Can They Handle the World?
In this post-pandemic world, this is huge.
- Daily Disinfection: YES. They were seriously on it.
- Hand Sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: Seemed so.
- Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: Good!
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: All good.
The staff were wearing masks, and I never felt unsafe – a big relief.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Concierge: Super helpful. They arranged everything from airport transfers to camel rides (which, by the way, were amazing).
- Currency Exchange: Handy.
- Laundry service: Very handy
- Daily Housekeeping: Always great.
- Luggage Storage: They were happy to do it.
- Cash Withdrawal: Yes
- Cashless payment service: Great
- Elevator: Important
- Gift/souvenir shop: Convenient.
- Air conditioning in public area: Thank god.
For the Kids (I am not a parent, but I took notes):
- Family/child friendly: Yes. I saw a few kids running around and having a ball.
- Babysitting service: Available.
- Kids meal: Presumably.
Getting Around (So Important!):
- Airport Transfer: They arranged it. Smooth and easy.
- Car Park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station: They were all available
- Taxi service: Definitely available.
The Quirks and the Imperfections (Because Nobody's Perfect)
Okay, here’s where I get real.
- The Internet: The Wi-Fi was generally pretty good. But even the best Wi-Fi can be a fickle beast. There were a few times when I had to switch to my personal hotspot, which was annoying, but certainly not a dealbreaker. I would have loved to know the Internet [LAN] if anyone used it, but I didn't.
- The Minor Details: There were a few things that, in a truly "luxury" experience, would've been perfect but were, shall we say, almost perfect. Like, maybe a slightly better water pressure in the shower. Or, you know, eggs that weren't lukewarm in the buffet.
- The Ambience: The kasbah is beautiful, but it seemed to have lost its true character and became a little too "hotel-y". I’m not going to get into detail because this is my personal opinion, but I feel like I would have preferred if it was a little more real.
Final Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Absolutely. Despite the minor imperfections, La Petite Kasbah Amazraou is a gem. It’s a beautiful, relaxing escape with a fantastic spa, delicious food, and genuinely friendly staff. Yes, it's not entirely perfect, but who is? And honestly, the bits that were a little off just added to the charm. It’s those little imperfections that make a place feel real and memorable.
So, go. Uncover this hidden gem
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La Petite Kasbah Amazraou: My Moroccan Meltdown…er, Adventure
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Mint Tea Catastrophe
- Morning (ish): Arrive at Marrakech airport (OMG, the heat! I swear, my mascara INSTANTLY melted). Shuttle transfer to La Petite Kasbah. Driving through the dusty landscape felt…surreal, you know? Like I'd stepped into a sepia-toned postcard. The driver, a guy named Hassan, looked like he'd seen a few things – mostly tourists, I'd guess. He kept pointing, "Atlas Mountains! Beautiful!" I just nodded, mostly trying not to throw up from the winding roads.
- Afternoon: Check in, finally! The kasbah is stunning, I will give it that. That first glimpse of the courtyard, with the bougainvillea cascading down the walls…breathtaking. Then the room. Perfectly decorated with local art and furniture.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: The Mint Tea Debacle: Okay, this is where things went south. I'd read all the travel blogs. "Mint tea is a social ritual!" "The soul of Morocco!" I, therefore, ordered mint tea. The first sip? WAY too sweet. The second sip? I nearly choked on a wad of mint. I tried to play it cool, but the host noticed my face. He kept refilling the glass! He probably thought I was some weird American who'd never seen sugar before. I think I drank three glasses, attempting to conceal my grimace. I swear, I never want to see another mint leaf again. Afterwards, I spent a good hour in my room staring at the ceiling, wondering if I'd offended the universe.
Day 2: The Souk and a Near-Miss with a Snake Charmer
- Morning: Breakfest was a delight: fresh fruit and bread. I am a changed woman. Time to dive into the souk! The chaos! The colors! The persistent shopkeepers trying to sell me everything from carpets to spices. I got completely lost in the maze of stalls. I haggled over a scarf, probably paid way too much, but hey, it felt like an accomplishment. Felt like the queen of the desert.
- Midday: The Snake Charmer Scenario: Picture this: me, wandering gawkily around a small square, and then THIS guy. He's got a cobra, and he's playing some haunting music. I was mesmerized, but also terrified. He started beckoning me closer, and I swear my survival instincts kicked in. NOPE. I did managed to make eye contact for what seemed like an eternity. I bolted, feeling like Indiana Jones fleeing a temple of doom. Afterwards, I found a nice, shady spot and ordered a very needed cold drink, watching the madness from afar and the relief was beyond measure.
- Afternoon: A cooking class at the Kasbah. I learned to make tagine! It was actually delicious. Also, the chef was charming and barely speaks English.
- Evening: Dinner at the kasbah – traditional Moroccan food. I stuck to the couscous. No more mint tea, EVER. Spent the evening on the rooftop, staring at the unbelievably starry sky.
Day 3: Sahara Dreaming…or, the Camel Ride from Hell
- Early Morning: The morning came quicker than expected. I really wasn't ready for it. The tour to the Sahara. We crammed into a minivan with some other tourists. The drive through the desert landscapes was mesmerizing. Felt like being at the edge of the world!
- Midday: The Camel Ride of Dread: I think this might have been the hardest thing I've ever done. I, admittedly, never ride a camel before. The camel, who's name shall remain unmentioned for its sake, smelled. It was swaying. It was LOUD. I clung on for dear life for what felt like an eternity. I am not a fan of heights. After this, my behind was killing me. I still felt like I was the best camel rider in the world.
- Afternoon: The sun began to set as we reached the camp. The Sahara in the sunset was something out of a movie. I could have stayed there forever. I felt it was worth the struggle now.
- Evening: Dinner under the stars. Amazing food, but I was too exhausted to properly appreciate it. I slept like a log in the desert camp, no complaints.
Day 4: Back to 'Civilization' and a Moment of Zen
- Morning: Watching the sunrise over the dunes was genuinely life-altering. The energy. The vastness. I felt at peace, and I think this experience alone did me good.
- Midday: The drive back to the kasbah was just as long as the first one, but less painful (mostly). We passed through small villages: an authentic glimpse into the life of locals.
- Afternoon: Spent the afternoon reading by the pool. The peace was amazing.
- Evening: The trip, I'll be honest, I had mixed emotions. My body was still sore, my brain was fried, and I kinda missed my own bed back home. But then, I was in this incredible place, surrounded by beauty and adventure. I'm glad I did this, I need another adventure.
Day 5: Farewell, Amazraou (and the lingering scent of mint)
- Morning: Last breakfast. I actually enjoyed the mint tea this time, maybe because I knew it was over. Said goodbye to the amazing staff.
- Afternoon: Departure from Marrakech airport. Looking back at my time, I was exhausted. Still, I know that Morocco has become part of me.
Final Thoughts: This trip was a mess. It was beautiful. It was exhausting. It was hilarious. It was humbling. It was definitely a little bit of a disaster at times. But it was MY disaster. And I wouldn't trade it for anything. Now, where's that plane ticket to…somewhere new? I think I'm ready to be humbled again. And someone, please, tell me where the good coffee is!
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