Uncover the Secrets of La Colombe Blanche: Moulay Idriss's Hidden Gem!
Uncover the Secrets of La Colombe Blanche: Moulay Idriss's Hidden Gem!
La Colombe Blanche: Moulay Idriss – More Than Just a Hotel, It's a Vibe (If You Can Find it!) – A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea, the mint tea, and potentially the entire tajine over my experience at La Colombe Blanche in Moulay Idriss, that supposed "hidden gem." I’m talking raw, unfiltered, and, let's be honest, slightly chaotic. Think less "perfect hotel review" and more "drunken postcard from a slightly lost traveler."
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Accessibility – A Mixed Bag (and My Achilles Heel):
Okay, let's get this out of the way first. I am not a wheelchair user, but I try to be mindful. La Colombe Blanche, in this area that’s often not great for accessibility, had a mixed bag. They said "Facilities for disabled guests," and they tried, but let's be honest – navigating the winding streets of Moulay Idriss itself is a workout. Inside, the elevator was a blessing, but some areas felt a little… cobbled together. So, while they get points for effort, actual accessibility might be a gamble. (Accessibility: 3/5)
Arrival & First Impressions: The Good, the Grumbles, and the "Wait, Where's My Room?":
The exterior? Stunning. Think that classic Moroccan architecture, all curves and whitewash, nestled into the hillside. Instant Instagram gold. Checking in? Contactless check-in/out? Yes. Smooth like velvet. But then… the room. And here's where the imperfections, and the real story, kick in.
I arrived and was immediately feeling the need for a serious wind-down. They offered me water. Excellent. Free bottled water? Even better. Then, after a long wait, and some miscommunication between the staff, (who all seemed very nice, but perhaps a little flustered, like me), I finally made it to my room.
Rooms & Relaxation:
- Air conditioning: Yes, thank god. It was sweltering out there.
- Wi-Fi [free in all rooms]: Bless. It worked. Mostly. There were a couple of moments of buffering rage, but I'm guessing that was due to the thick walls, and the fact that I was in the middle of nowhere.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Didn’t need it, but good to know.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for a good sleep!
- Bathrobes & Slippers: Yes! Luxurious, even.
- Mini bar: Okay, this was a little sad. It was stocked, sure, but a bit… limited.
- Wake-up service: Worked, but I was already awake because I was staring at the ceiling at 4 am.
- Additional toilet: Nope, but the bathroom was fine.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Yes! Lovely.
- Safe: I used it, and the staff seemed nice: I felt safe. It’s a great service.
- In-room safe box: Safe to me.
- Seating area: Yes, nice and comfortable.
- Desk & Laptop workspace: Fine.
- Mirror: Needed more!
- Hair dryer: Yes.
- Toiletries: Basic, but functional.
- Bed: Comfortable.
- TV: I didn't watch it, although I'm sure I could have.
- Socket near the bed: Yes.
(Rooms: 4/5 - Minus one for the mini-bar sadness)
The Spa: My One-Day Vacation from Reality (Almost):
Right, let's talk spa. This is where La Colombe Blanche nearly won me over completely. Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Foot bath… they delivered. I booked a full package. The masseuse had hands of magic. The "body scrub"… well, let's just say I left feeling like a brand-new, slightly less grumpy human. The pool with a view was a huge bonus, and I was able to do my "sitting around doing absolutely nothing gracefully" thing.
The sauna was lovely. The steam room was… well, let’s just say my glasses fogged up. The massage? Exquisite. This little escape, one afternoon, nearly made up for everything. Almost. (Spa Experience: 5/5 - Seriously, book a massage. Do it.)
Dining Dilemmas and Delight (Maybe):
Food. Oh, the food. This is where La Colombe Blanche, for me, faltered.
- Restaurants: Yes, several.
- A la carte in restaurant / Buffet in restaurant: Both.
- Breakfast [buffet] / Western breakfast: Adequate. Not amazing.
- Asian breakfast: I didn't try the Asian breakfast, but I’m always curious about it.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant / Coffee shop: Fine.
- Room service [24-hour]: Excellent for late-night snack cravings.
- Snack bar: Yes.
- Desserts in restaurant: Delicious!
- Bar / Poolside bar: Yes, and perfect for a sundowner.
The buffet was a bit… repetitive, and the quality was… variable. The a la carte options were better but pricey. One night, I ordered a tajine that was… honestly, forgettable. Another breakfast, I was feeling lazy and the first thing I saw on the buffet was a tray of what appeared to be pastries. I grabbed one, bit into it, and was immediately regretting it: it was a very bad pastry. It certainly wasn't fresh.
I had high hopes for the "Asian cuisine in restaurant," as you would, but I didn't try it in the end due to the aforementioned pastry experience. I have a feeling my review might be a different story if I had gone for it.
The Verdict: Is La Colombe Blanche Worth It?
Here's the deal: La Colombe Blanche has potential. The spa is a winner. The architecture is stunning. The staff are genuinely kind, if a little overwhelmed at times.
But the food is… uneven. The accessibility needs improvement. And the overall vibe? It's like a slightly boozy, slightly chaotic, but ultimately charming, Moroccan uncle.
Would I go back? Maybe. If I really needed a serious spa day. But next time, I'm bringing my own snacks. And possibly a therapist.
Overall Score: 3.5/5 (Mostly for the spa and the view)
Victoria Mills Bradford: Luxury Apartments You Won't Believe!Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average polished itinerary. This is… well, it's my attempt at wrangling a trip to La Colombe Blanche in Moulay Idriss, Morocco. Expect chaos. Expect me to lose my damn mind a few times. And expect, hopefully, some genuine joy.
La Colombe Blanche & Me: A Messy Moroccan Mambo
Prep Phase: The Pre-Trip Panic Attack (Happened Last Night)
Okay, first things first. Booking. I, in my infinite brilliance, booked La Colombe Blanche, that breathtakingly Instagrammable riad, without really thinking through the logistics. See, Moulay Idriss is… a thing. And by "a thing" I mean remotely kinda-sorta-difficult-to-get-to-unless-you-hire-a-private-jet.
- Mood: Utter dread. The Google Maps scrolling last night was a MASTERCLASS in existential despair. How the hell do I get there? A Taxi to somewhere and get lost?
- Solution (ish): Booked a private transfer from Fes with a company. Hopefully, they're not running a meth operation disguised as a tourism company.
- Packing List: The classic "pack everything and then panic" approach. This time I think there might be extra space.
Day 1: Tangier to Fes - The "Almost Missed the Ferry" Debacle & The "Holy Crap It's Hot" Revelation
- Morning: The pre-dawn alarm. Ugh. Tangier to Fes. It sounds simple. It wasn't. The ferry from Tarifa to Tangier was an experience itself. The "ferry" I'd booked somehow turned into a 'boat' that was barely afloat. I swore I saw a clown fish swimming past my window!
- Fes Arrival: The driver was waiting! (Phew!) Oh god, the heat. The first blast of Fes air hit me like a velvet hammer. I went to my riad, which was beautiful, but felt as though I was being watched. The next hour was spent sweating and desperately trying to find a decent coffee.
- Afternoon: The medina! I thought I was good with the whole "get lost and embrace it" travel philosophy. Fes Medina proved me wrong. I nearly got lost in a maze of narrow alleys filled with donkeys, the aroma of unknown spices, and a million tiny, relentless vendors.
- Dinner: Found a rooftop restaurant with a fantastic view. The food? Meh. The view? Divine. Tried, and failed to bargain for a rug (I'm clearly not cut out for this).
Day 2: Fes - The Leather Tannery & The "I Smell Terrible Now" Episode
- Morning: Leather Tannery Time! (deep breath). I went on a tour. I'm not gonna lie, the stench almost knocked me out. It was… potent. Like, "your nose might be permanently altered" potent. The colors were beautiful, though. And the sheer skill of the tanners was mind-blowing.
- Midday: Lost my way in the Medina. Again. This time I bought a very large, very ornate brass lamp. No idea where I'm going to put it. Or how I’m going to get it home.
- Afternoon: Started my trek to Moulay Idriss. A bit of a drive, the landscape slowly transformed. From the bustling medina to the wide-open fields, changing the whole pace.
Day 3: La Colombe Blanche - Holy Crap, It's As Beautiful As the Pictures! & The "This Is My Happy Place" Moment
- Morning: Arrived at La Colombe Blanche. The pictures? They don't do it justice. It's all whitewashed walls, vibrant bougainvillea, and a view that makes you want to weep with joy. Seriously, I may have welled up a little.
- Afternoon: Exploring Moulay Idriss. Wandering through the quiet streets, the scent of spices hangs in the air. Met a cute little girl who offered to guide me around town, and I accepted, even though I was the only adult in the group. I felt like a true explorer. The whole town has a magnetic pull, I could spend the whole day doing nothing.
- Evening: Dinner on the terrace. The stars. The silence. The taste of local tagine. This is it. This is the feeling I chase when I travel. Pure, unadulterated, soul-soothing bliss.
Day 4: The "Doubling Down on Bliss" Experience & The "I Might Never Leave" Temptation
- Morning: I woke up, and for now, I didn't want to leave. I went for a hike in the hills around the town. The views are simply stunning.
- Midday: Spent the afternoon at La Colombe Blanche's pool. Just…drifting. I read, I napped, I stared at the sky. I felt a deep sense of peace that I hadn’t expected.
- Evening: The big one. Cooking class! I'm a terrible cook. Utterly hopeless. But the class was about cooking a tagine. The smells, the sounds, the community. The food, eventually, was actually edible! I loved every minute of it.
Day 5: The "Time to Leave (But I Don't Want To)" Realization & the "Maybe I'll Be Back" Hope
- Morning: Woke up to the realization that it's time to leave this little slice of heaven. The thought of packing, of the journey back is a bitter pill to swallow.
- Midday: One last walk through the town. One last chance to soak it all in. I bought some spices, and a few more things I'm not sure what to do with. But they make me smile.
- Afternoon: The farewell. Saying goodbye to the stunning view of the riad was emotional. The journey back was surprisingly smooth, and I kept thinking over the whole trip.
- Evening: Now I am back home, and my memory is fading. But the feeling of pure, unadulterated joy still lingers. Until the next adventure.
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