OMG! Pune's Hotel O Royal Restrooms: You WON'T Believe This!
OMG! Pune's Hotel O Royal Restrooms: You WON'T Believe This!
Unbelievable Restrooms and Beyond? My OMG! Pune Hotel O Royal Experience (Spoiler: It's Complicated!)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just survived (and possibly thrived?) at OMG! Pune's Hotel O Royal. The tagline, "You WON'T Believe This!"? Yeah, they weren't kidding. Prepare for a review that's less polished travelogue and more a rollercoaster ride of bewildered admiration, mild disgust, and the occasional existential crisis. This place is… a lot.
First Impressions & The "Restrooms": The Legend Begins
Let's address the elephant (or rather, the golden toilet seat) in the room: the restrooms. THEY. ARE. LEGENDARY. Honestly, I’m still trying to process the sheer opulence. Marble, chrome, more mirrors than my therapist's waiting room – it's bathroom-as-art-installation. The "You Won't Believe This" truly starts here. I did believe it though. Because the marketing material on the website wasn't lying. It’s a sensory overload. I mean, where do you even start describing the experience? Okay, I'll try. Let's just say I spent a leisurely 20 minutes just wandering around, taking pictures (don’t judge!), and trying to decide if I should, you know, actually use the facilities. The pressure!
And yes, to answer your burning question: Cleanliness and safety was top-notch. They’re clearly taking the hygiene thing seriously. I appreciated the Anti-viral cleaning products, the plentiful Hand sanitizer, and the general aura of pristine-ness. Kudos. But let’s just say the standard of cleanliness in the loos set a very high bar for the rest of the hotel.
Accessibility & Wheeled Wonders (or the Lack Thereof, Sometimes)
Now, being someone who occasionally needs to consider things like Wheelchair accessibility, I have a mixed bag. The facilities for disabled guests are technically "there". There is an Elevator. But navigating some areas felt… a little clumsy. Corridors aren't exactly wide, and I definitely felt like I was squeezing past the odd decorative element or two. It was mostly doable, but not perfectly smooth. They could definitely improve this bit.
Internet: Because We Live in the 21st Century (Mostly)
The Internet situation was, thankfully, a breeze. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was a godsend, and it actually worked. So, thumbs up for that. I could reliably stream cat videos, which is pretty much a basic human right in my world. There's also Internet [LAN] if you're feeling nostalgic, and of course, Wi-Fi in public areas, so no complaints there.
Food, Glorious Food (With a Side of Overwhelm)
The dining situation is… ambitious. Let's just say you won't go hungry. There's a veritable feast of options: Restaurants, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, multiple Restaurants (seriously, how many restaurants can one hotel contain?!), Buffet in restaurant ,A la carte in restaurant and Coffee/tea in restaurant and Cocktails at the Bar. The Breakfast [buffet] was, well, a buffet. It was massive, with everything from the predictable Western breakfast to more exotic options (hello, Asian breakfast!). It was a bit overwhelming, but I appreciated the variety. I am still haunted by the sheer quantity of croissants, though. The Poolside bar was a nice touch, and the Snack bar came in handy for those mid-afternoon cravings. I spent far too much time there.
Relaxation & Rejuvenation: Spa, Sauna, and the Swimming Pool with a View (Maybe?)
Alright, this is where things could get interesting. The Spa, Sauna, Swimming pool (check!), Pool with view (debatable – it's technically there, but the view was… less "stunning vista" and more "adjacent buildings"), Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, and Steamroom – they’ve got the whole arsenal of relaxation. I braved the Spa/Sauna (thank goodness for the bathrobes) and got a massage. The massage was… fine. Nothing mind-blowing, but pleasant enough. The sauna was hot. The pool was… refreshing. I’m giving them points for trying. It was certainly possible to relax, but the sheer scale of the hotel made it feel a bit like a mass-produced relaxation experience.
I think I was hoping for something a bit more intimate. I mean, there are lots of places to relax but fewer to really connect with a sense of tranquility.
Things to Do That Didn't Involve Baths
I'm not exactly the fitness type, but the Gym/fitness center was, well, a gym. It had the usual equipment. The Fitness center was present and accounted for. The Foot bath sounded intriguing, though I didn’t try it (maybe next time!). Beyond that, there wasn’t a huge range of things to do that weren’t just lying around and trying not to eat everything I could see.
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic Edition
Hotel O Royal clearly takes Cleanliness and safety seriously. I felt quite safe, which is a huge plus these days. They were using Anti-viral cleaning products, offering Hand sanitizer, and providing Rooms sanitized between stays. Daily disinfection in common areas, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and Individually-wrapped food options were all visible. I felt the Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was being observed.
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Goodies
Okay, here's where the chaos really kicks in. They have everything. Air conditioning in public area, they have a Concierge, Doorman, Elevator, Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Laundry service, and Ironing service (thank goodness). They have a Gift/souvenir shop, a Convenience store, and even Food delivery. The Invoice provided, Luggage storage was useful and Daily housekeeping kept things ticking over. They offer Air conditioning in public area, which is a relief in the Pune heat! They even offer Facilities for disabled guests. It's all a little too much, honestly.
Things I Didn't Use But They Had Anyway
- Babysitting service: (Not relevant to a single, childless traveller. But good for them!)
- Business facilities (I was on vacation, people!)
- Doctor/nurse on call (Hoping I wouldn't be needing that!)
- Meeting/banquet facilities (Again, vacation.)
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking (I didn’t drive, didn’t park, didn’t charge).
For the Kids (because why not?)
They claim to be Family/child friendly, and they offer Kids facilities and Kids meal. Good for them!
Rooms: The Comforts of Home… Plus Some Extras
My room? It was… fine. Clean, functional, and with all the basics. Air conditioning, Free bottled water, Mini bar, Coffee/tea maker, Satellite/cable channels, Wi-Fi [free], Desk, and In-room safe box. The Blackout curtains prevented sunlight which was nice. They were Non-smoking. The Seating area was OK!
I did appreciate the Bathroom phone (in case of emergency bathroom emergencies, I guess?), and the Wake-up service worked like a charm. The Hair dryer and Ironing facilities were handy touches. I wasn't sure about the Extra long bed though…
Things that made it a bit weird
- Couple's room
- Non-smoking rooms
- Room decorations What’s with the Proposal spot?
The Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Honestly? I’m not entirely sure. Hotel O Royal is an experience, a sprawling, slightly overwhelming, occasionally bizarre, and occasionally wonderful experience. It’s a place where you can get lost in the sheer quantity of options. The restrooms? Still living rent-free in my head. The staff were friendly, despite being clearly very busy.
If you're looking for a quiet, intimate getaway, this might not be the place. If you're after a bewildering, slightly over-the-top, and ultimately memorable stay, then… you might just love it. Just be prepared to have your expectations thoroughly challenged. And pack your camera for the restrooms. You won’t
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Alright, here we go. Buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your sanitized, bullet-pointed travel brochure. This is REAL life, in the glorious chaos that is the Royal Rest Rooms (and yes, I'm already questioning the name – are we talking about the bathroom, or is there some secret, ahem, royal activity happening here?). Here's my chaotic, opinionated, and probably sleep-deprived account of my time supposedly having a relaxing time in Pune. Hotel O Royal Rest Rooms - Pune: The Confessions
(Day 1: Arrival & Initial Shock – or, How I Learned to Love (and Low-Key Hate) the Bidet)
- 14:00 (ish): Touchdown in Pune! The airport… well, let's just say it's got character. After a flight where the woman next to me snored like a chainsaw (loud!), I was ready to find some peace. The pre-booked taxi arrived…eventually. This is the start of the adventures.
- 15:30 (ish): Arrive at The Royal Rest Rooms. Okay, the lobby looks promising. Marble floors! A vaguely ornate chandelier! And a desk clerk who seems to be trying to smile. Okay, I'm feeling cautiously optimistic.
- 16:00 (ish): My room. Oh boy. It's…compact. And the air conditioning is either blasting a hurricane or barely wheezing. But the bed looks comfy. (Important note: I'd been dreaming all the way here about how much I needed to recover).
- 16:30: The Bathroom. Here we go. The bidet. This is my first real time with a bidet. I'm intrigued and terrified in equal measure. I spend a good five minutes just staring at it, wondering if it's going to launch me across the room. The things the travel guides don't tell you! After some hesitant experimentation (and a near-drenching), I tentatively put it to use. Honestly? It was…surprisingly refreshing. I was won. Kind of. I still won't use it for everything.
- 17:00 - 19:00: Unpack, nap (finally!), and then wander down to the hotel's "fitness center." "Fitness center" translates to "a treadmill and a rusty weight set." I give it a go, feeling slightly ridiculous. The treadmill's speed calibration is off. I just decide to rest instead. This reminds me of my gym back home.
- 19:30: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. The food is…interesting. I order the Butter Chicken, which is surprisingly spicy. I also try some local bread. It's very…doughy. The waiter, however, is delightful. He keeps refilling my water and seems genuinely happy with his job. Points for him!
- 21:00: Back to the room. I briefly contemplate the idea that the hotel is run by, ahem, royalty, and the "rest rooms" are some sort of very high tech facilities. After a shower, I'm in bed, fighting with the AC, and ready to crash.
(Day 2: Temple Tours, and the Quest For Caffeine – Oh, and the Monkeys!)
- 08:00 (ish): Wake up to the sound of… everything. Traffic, birds, and what I think is a street vendor selling something involving a cow. I need coffee. Desperately.
- 08:30: Breakfast at the hotel's restaurant. The "continental breakfast" is a bit…sparse. I settle for toast and this strange, slightly sweet, fruit jam. The coffee, thankfully, is decent.
- 09:30: Off on a planned temple tour. The driver (who is definitely not a morning person) is waiting outside. This is going to be fun…
- 10:00: Visit the Dagdusheth Halwai Ganpati Temple. The energy is amazing. I try to take photos, but it's so crowded and I'm not sure the rules. I end up just soaking it in. It's truly beautiful. Then, about a dozen monkeys decide to take an interest in my bag, prompting me to quickly take cover behind a very surprised-looking woman. Let's not make eye contact.
- 12:00 I'm trying to learn to bargain, but the shopkeepers here are good. I probably overpaid for that scarf, but it's got a great pattern, and it's a victory for both of us, so I do not mind.
- 13:00: Lunch. This is where things get interesting. I order a "thali" (a plate of various dishes, a local specialty), which I can't even pronounce. It is amazing. Different textures, flavors I can't quite identify, all delicious. Suddenly, I'm obsessed with Indian food.
- 14:00 - 16:00: A visit to the Shaniwar Wada, a historical fort. The architecture is impressive, but the guide is a little dry. I struggle to stay awake. Then, I go to the grocery store that sells ice cream.
- 17:00: A desperate quest for coffee. Finally found a small cafe that serves proper espresso. Thank God.
- 19:00: Back at the hotel. Exhausted and, strangely, exhilarated. Dinner at a local street food place. The food is so good, I don't care if this is going to give me some weird disease.
- 21:00: Journaling and writing this stream-of-consciousness rambling. Ready for another round of battles with the AC and hopefully the gods of sleep.
(Day 3: Relaxation and the Realities of Travel)
- 09:00: Sleep in! Though I feel the call of an Indian breakfast, I am not going.
- 10:00 - 12:00: I try to relax. I lie in bed and read. In my head, I'm at a spa. In reality, I can hear the traffic. It's okay. I go down to the hotel's pool, which is small, but refreshing!
- 13:00: Order room service (because, why not?). The food is okay; the service is prompt.
- 14:00 - 16:00: A shopping trip. Pune has some amazing markets. I find some clothes, some spices, and some random souvenirs. I try to bargain. I fail. Learn to accept those failures.
- 17:00: Back to the hotel, exhausted from shopping. I wander to the lobby and sit at the counter for people-watching. I watch all the people, and I think of all the differences in the world.
- 19:00: A last dinner. I go to a different restaurant this time. It is supposed to be the best, but it is just the same as all the others I've been to.
- 21:00: Pack. Try not to think about leaving. This trip has been amazing.
(Day 4: Departure – Until Next Time?)
- 07:00: Wake up. Sad it is time to leave.
- 7:30: Breakfast. Same toast, same coffee. But now I like it.
- 08:00: Check out. The desk clerk finally smiles! Maybe it's the tip.
- 08:30: Taxi to the airport. Thankfully, the taxi driver is awake.
- 10:00: Goodbye, Pune!
This is the reality of travel. Not perfect, not always glamorous, but full of moments that make you question, make you laugh, and make you feel alive. And yeah, I'll definitely miss that bidet, maybe. Overall, The Royal Rest Rooms? A mixed bag. Will I recommend it? Possibly. Depends on what you're looking for in a hotel, and your tolerance for slightly dodgy AC and a near-constant chorus of sounds. Would I return to Pune? Absolutely.
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OMG! Pune's Hotel O Royal Restrooms: You WON'T Believe This! - FAQ (Prepare to Have Your Mind Blown... or Maybe Just Mildly Perplexed)
Okay, Seriously... WHAT's so special about the restrooms at Hotel O Royal?! I've seen toilets before, you know!
Alright, settle down, Captain Cynic. I get it. Toilets. Been there, flushed that (pun intended, I'm a poet!). BUT, this isn't just ANY toilet. This is the O Royal Restrooms experience. Think… a Bollywood action movie but starring a porcelain throne. They're… opulent. Ostentatious. You might need a monocle just to appreciate the sheer… *stuff* happening in there. Gold fixtures? Check. Marble that could make a Michelangelo weep? DOUBLE check. Seriously, I spent like, a good five minutes just staring at the sink, trying to figure out how much a replacement would cost if I, you know, accidentally knocked it over. Let's just say, my inner cheapskate was having a conniption.
Is it REALLY that clean? Because public restrooms are notoriously… well, let's just say I carry wipes.
Oh, the cleanliness. Okay, this is where I have to admit, I was… skeptical. Like, HUGE red flag skepticism. My brain was screaming, "Too much glitter, too much potential for grime!" And the first time I walked in, YES, it was blindingly spotless. But here’s the REALITY check: on my *THIRD* visit (don't judge me, I needed a place to hide from the in-laws!), I saw… a stray hair. One single, solitary, brown strand. My heart SANK. I mean, it was still cleaner than my *entire apartment* at that point, but the illusion of perfection shattered. HOWEVER (and this is key), I saw a cleaner materialize out of thin air, wielding a spray bottle like a samurai sword. Hair GONE. My faith was… partially, grudgingly, restored. They take it seriously. *Mostly*.
Are they… comfortable? I mean, let's be honest, some public loos are straight-up torture chambers.
Comfortable? Girl, it's like… a spa day for your bottom. Picture this: plush toilet paper (none of that sandpaper nonsense!), a seat warmer that whispers sweet nothings to your glacial cheeks, and air conditioning that's actually *effective*. Okay, maybe the air conditioning isn't whispering sweet nothings, but you get the idea. It's a sanctuary. A throne room! I may or may not have considered setting up a small desk and doing some work in there. Don't tell my boss.
What about the smells? Because strong air freshener is just as bad as… well, you know.
This is something they actually get RIGHT. It's not overwhelming, sickly sweet, knock-you-out-on-the-spot air freshener. It's… subtle. Maybe a hint of something fresh, like… maybe a fancy soap scent? It's there, it's nice, it doesn't make you gag. The key is moderation, which they seem to understand. I do, however, remember one time when walking out that I swore I could smell something like roses mixed with, well, something a little… earthy. I'm pretty sure it was just the residual scent of the previous occupant, but it did make me laugh thinking about what a rich life they must lead.
Are there any… quirks? Little details that make them unusual?
OH. MY. GOD. The quirks! Okay, here's where it gets interesting. First time I used it, there was a little flat screen TV! Playing... *something*. I wasn't paying attention. Too busy staring at the gold faucet. Another time, it had a phone with direct lines, you know in case you need to call room service. Also it had some sort of auto flusher which I, being the technologically inept human I am, kept staring at wondering if I would be drowned. Okay, it didn't drown me. But it almost brought me up to a higher sense of the situation. It’s a sensory overload, honestly. Like, your brain is trying to process the sheer… *excess*! There might be music. There might be art. I wouldn’t know, I was too busy double-checking that I was really in a restroom and not, like, the palace of a particularly flashy sheikh. It's all a bit much, you know? But, in a weird, wonderful way.
Okay, you've convinced me. But let's be real, are they actually worth going out of your way to visit?!
Look, I wouldn't plan a trip *just* to use the restroom. Unless, you know, you REALLY need a place to hide and contemplate your life choices. But if you're in the area? YES. GO. Find an excuse. "Meeting a friend!" "Lost my way!" "Sudden urgent need for a particularly luxurious… experience." Whatever it takes. It's an EXPERIENCE. A conversation starter. A testament to the fact that someone, somewhere, cares a *LOT* about the state of your private parts. And honestly? In this crazy world, that's kind of… nice.
Alright, spill the tea. What was the MOST memorable trip you had?
Oh, good grief. Okay, so, buckle up. This is a doozy. Happened on a particularly stressful day. My train was delayed, my shoes were killing me, and I was pretty sure my boss wanted to fire me. I waltzed in, fully expecting the usual toilet terror, and let me tell you, the experience completely changed my perspective. I walked in. The usual opulence – gold, marble, the works. But wait, there was… a *massage chair*! A real, honest-to-god, vibrating chair. I am not kidding you! My reaction was less, *ooooh, this is nice* and more, *WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HECK IS THIS?!*. I cautiously sat down, absolutely convinced I was either going to be electrocuted or, even worse, find a hidden camera. But... the chair started. *Mmmmmmphhhhh*. It was a full-body massage. For *minutes*. Seriously, those minutes melted away all the stress. It wasn't just a chair - it was therapy. I became strangely emotional. I think I let out a little sob. It was that good. After the massage, my world was turned upside down! I practically floated out of the restroom feeling like a new person. I still have the memory of that experience permanently etched into my brain. I’ve been trying to recreate that feeling ever since, but nothing has ever matched it. Absolutely, 10/10 experience. I'll definitely go back! If I can ever find it again, that is.
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