Luxury Oshkosh Getaway: Cobblestone Suites Await!
Luxury Oshkosh Getaway: Cobblestone Suites Await!
Luxury Oshkosh Getaway: Cobblestone Suites Await!: A Review That's Actually Real (and a Little Messy)
Alright, folks, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your typical cookie-cutter hotel review. This is about the Cobblestone Suites in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. I've just returned, armed with a notebook full of scribbles, a slightly aching back (thanks, luggage!), and a whole bunch of opinions. So, let's dive in, shall we?
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The Big Picture: First Impressions (and the Elevator's "Meh" Vibes)
The name, "Cobblestone Suites," immediately conjures images. I was expecting something… well, cobblestone-esque. It's not quite that, but the exterior has a certain charm, and the location is pretty darn convenient. You're close to everything, which is a huge plus.
The lobby… well, it’s clean. Spotlessly clean. A little too clean, maybe? Like they're expecting the Queen of England to stroll in. Don't get me wrong, I love cleanliness, but it felt… sterile. And the elevator? Let's just say it wasn't exactly a joyous ride. A bit slow, a bit clunky. Nothing disastrous, but not quite smooth sailing either. You know, the little things.
(Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly)
Okay, this is where things get interesting. The website claims excellent accessibility, and they're not entirely wrong. The wheelchair accessibility is present; I saw ramps, and the room I peeped into (more on that later!) seemed alright. Though, it's more about how well it works. I didn't need to personally test it (thank goodness!) but noticed some hallways were a tad narrow, and the bathroom doors might be a squeeze for certain wheelchairs. But: Facilities for disabled guests are ticked off!
They also have Elevator access (thank the heavens!), which is essential, but as mentioned, it could use an upgrade.
The front desk seemed happy to help with whatever needed. Facilities for Disabled Guests were there and available. The entire hotel has air conditioning in public areas. They weren't just doing a little.
Internet (Wi-Fi Woes and LAN Lullabies)
Let's be real: Wi-Fi is a fundamental right, practically. Cobblestone Suites says Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and it’s mostly true. But the signal strength in my room was… patchy. I had to wander around near the door to get a decent connection for a while. Internet Access – Wireless can be a real problem for some. Internet Access - LAN sounds so old-fashioned, but at least they have it, and it actually worked flawlessly. But who wants LAN in 2024?!
Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Minor Gripes)
Okay, the restaurants! This is where Cobblestone Suites really shines. There's a lovely "A La Carte" option in the restaurant, offering a good selection. They have a Buffet in restaurant which is always a plus when you're feeling hungry. Plus Coffee/tea in restaurant and Snack bar? Yes, please!
The Breakfast [buffet] was an absolute WIN. (This is where that stream-of-consciousness starts, buckle up!) I am a sucker for breakfast, a big-time breakfast buff. The spread was decent. The scrambled eggs… okay, nothing to write home about, a little rubbery. BUT, the bacon? Crispy, salty perfection. Seriously, I think I ate a whole plate of that stuff. The "Western breakfast" was a decent start. They also do an "Asian Breakfast" as well, which felt a bit strange in Wisconsin, but hey, variety!
They also had a Poolside Bar! I didn't actually spend any time there, dammit, but the idea of it! "Happy hour" was happy indeed, if your definition of "happy" includes half-price margaritas.
Now, the room service… that's where things got a little… interesting. We (I had a +1) ordered some late-night snacks. It took forever (almost an hour, and we were starving after a long day) but it eventually arrived. The burger looked vaguely sad and tasted kinda bland. It was the kind of burger you'd eat only out of pure desperation. And the fries were soggy. My tastebuds were disappointed.
Ways to Relax (Spa Shenanigans and Swimmimg Pool Surprises)
The Spa! (Cue the angels singing). Right. This was my big splurge. They have a Sauna, a Steamroom, and a Massage menu that reads like a dream.
I went for the "Deep Tissue Delight" and was NOT disappointed. My masseuse, bless her, was incredible. She worked out knots I didn't even know I had. It was pure bliss. Honestly, the entire experience, from the fluffy robes to the chilled cucumber water afterward, was worth the price of admission. This is what a luxury getaway is all about.
The Swimming Pool [outdoor] was a nice touch, the pool with a view was pretty good as well.
Things to Do (Beyond Bacon and Massages)
Oshkosh itself is pretty cool. There are some cool shops. You're close to the water. You could totally take a Taxi Service.
For the kids? Well, they have Family/child friendly things going on. And Babysitting service, but I don't have kids, so I'm not the best judge. My +1 thought it seemed like a good setup.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Sanitizing Saga
Okay, in the age of… well, everything… clean is crucial. And Cobblestone Suites gets a gold star. The staff clearly takes Anti-viral cleaning products seriously. Daily disinfection in common areas and rooms sanitized between stays are things I expect now, and they delivered. I heard them doing their thing, or the hotel staff, rather. If you want to "Opt out" you could, I think. Room sanitization opt-out available. The staff seemed well trained.
Rooms, Glorious Rooms (and a Few Minor Annoyances)
My room? Very comfortable. The Air conditioning was a relief (especially after that sauna!). The Blackout curtains kept the sunshine out (vital for daytime napping). And the Bed!! Extra long, comfy, and perfect for sinking into after a long day. They have all the basics: desk, mirror, television, coffee maker, etc. The Safe was in the closet as well, which is a nice touch.
BUT! The bathroom… again. Fine, not bad. It's just the toilet paper dispenser was a bit wonky. And the showerhead wasn't the most powerful. Minor things, but those little imperfections add up.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Culinary Landscape
We did try the Bar. Good selection of drinks. Decent atmosphere. They even have a little Coffee Shop.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras
They offer Air conditioning in public areas, which is a must-have. Cash withdrawal is available, which is handy. Daily housekeeping kept everything tidy. They are a Hotel chain, so you know what you are getting in a way.
The Meeting/banquet facilities seemed robust. I didn't use them, but I saw a lot of business types milling around, looking very important.
Getting Around: Car Park and Beyond
The Car park [free of charge] was a huge bonus. Valet parking is also there if you’re feeling fancy. They do Airport transfer. There's also Car power charging station for the electric vehicle folks.
For the Kids (or Just the Kid at Heart)
Cobblestone Suites is actually pretty family/child friendly, with some Kids facilities, but again, not my area of expertise.
The Bottom Line (and My Honest Opinion)
Cobblestone Suites is a very solid choice for a getaway to Oshkosh. It's not perfect. There are minor quirks. But the good far outweighs the bad. The spa experience alone is worth the price of admission. And the breakfast buffet, oh, that bacon! Would I return? Absolutely. But maybe I’d pack my own showerhead (just kidding… mostly).
Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars. (Minus one star for the iffy room service and the occasionally wonky Wi-Fi)
Dubai's Hidden Gem: Kingsgate Canal Hotel Luxury Awaits!Alright, buckle up, Buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into my (slightly chaotic) adventure at the Cobblestone Suites in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Honestly? Oshkosh. Didn't know much about it before, but hey, a girl's gotta wander, right?
Day 1: Arrival, Mild Panic, and the Mystery of the Microwave
- 3:00 PM - Arrival & Check-In: The Front Desk Fiasco Okay, first impressions? Cobblestone Suites looks… well, it looks like a hotel. Clean, beige -- classic. Check-in should have been easy, but I swear the woman at the front desk, bless her heart, was having a day. Couldn't find my reservation, kept insisting I hadn't made one (which, by the way, I definitely had, I'm not that disorganized… usually). Took about 20 minutes, plus a near-meltdown on my part, to finally get the key card. Already, I'm wondering if I should have sprung for the extra couple of bucks for a different hotel. Then again, I love a bargain.
- 3:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance & the Microwave Saga: Room! Okay, not too shabby. King bed, small kitchenette! Score! Except… wait a sec…where's the microwave manual? And why does it sound like a miniature Death Star is humming in the corner? My internal struggle to find the right buttons for the microwave to use it to heat frozen dinner. Seriously, I spent a solid hour trying to avoid setting the fire alarm off while finally figuring out how to heat up my frozen lasagna. Turns out, the "start" button is sneaky. The best part? Probably getting the door to the microwave to close!
- 5:00 PM - Oshkosh Orientation (and a Burger): Okay, gotta scope out the town. Trip Advisor suggested a local burger joint, "The [Insert Burger Joint Name Here]." Drove over, and it seemed promising. The burger was excellent! The fries were… well, they were fries. Perfectly average, which, honestly, sometimes is just what you need.
Day 2: Water, Wonders, and a Whirlwind of Emotions
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast Buffet: The Good, The Bad, and the Runny Eggs Cobblestone Suites offers a "complimentary" breakfast. Let me tell you, "complimentary" is a loaded word. The coffee? Weak. The pastries? Stale. The scrambled eggs? Runny. On the plus side, unlimited waffles. I tried to eat my weight in those golden, crispy delights and failed. But I will say, the lady working the breakfast area was delightful. Sweet as could be. She even refilled my waffle batter when I asked for another one.
- 10:00 AM - Lake Winnebago & the Oshkosh Public Museum: The Overwhelm They say the Lake Winnebago is the largest lake in Wisconsin. Okay, I get it. It's big. Staring at a lake for too long is not my idea of a fun time. Next stop: The Oshkosh Public Museum. And this is where things got interesting. The exhibits were… eclectic. Taxidermied animals? Check. Old-timey toys? Check. A room dedicated to the history of… well, everything? Check. After walking through the museum, I was having an existential crisis. It felt like wandering through a time warp. The exhibits were a bit overwhelming, I must admit.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch and a Nap. Okay! Back to the hotel for some lunch and a nap. Yes, a nap. It's vacation to me!
- 3:00 PM - EAA AirVenture Museum: Aviation & Awe! Seriously! This was the highlight of the whole trip. I am not an aviation person. I don't understand all the nuts and bolts. But walking through the EAA AirVenture Museum was breathtaking! The planes! Oh, the planes! From vintage biplanes to fighter jets, it was utterly, totally inspiring. I spent hours there, marveling at the engineering, the history and the sheer audacity of flight. It's a feeling I find difficult to put into words, but I was speechless!
- 7:00 PM - Dinner & Regrets (and a Pizza) So, I went to a place called "Giovanni's Pizza." Let's just say the pizza was… edible. Not great. Not terrible. Just… pizza. Afterward, back to the hotel. Ate the rest of my frozen dinners.
- 9:00 PM - Room Service? Nah, Just the TV After putting off a little extra time in the hotel, I have a nice show on TV.
Day 3: Departure, Reflections, and the Lingering Smell of… Waffles?
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast… Again: Another day, another buffet. More stale pastries, more weak coffee, more runny eggs. More waffles! I have accepted this is my life.
- 10:00 AM - Packing & Existential Dread: Packing. The bane of my existence. The realization that vacation's almost over.
- 11:00 AM - Check-Out & the Front Desk Redemption: This time, everything went smoothly. The front desk lady was actually smiling! Maybe she had a better day.
- 11:30 AM - Goodbye, Oshkosh! And that, my friends, was my Cobblestone Suites adventure. Did I have a life-changing experience? Probably not. Did I see and do some cool stuff? Absolutely. Would I go back to Oshkosh? Maybe. But next time, I'm packing my own coffee and a better microwave manual.
So yeah… Oshkosh. A bit weird, a bit wonderful. And definitely a story or two to tell. And that, my friends, is what a vacation should be about. Imperfect, memorable, and uniquely you.
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