Retiro Park's Secret Twin: Uncover Denia's Hidden Gem (Serviden)

Retiro Park II - Serviden Denia Spain

Retiro Park's Secret Twin: Uncover Denia's Hidden Gem (Serviden)

Serviden: Dénia's Secret Twin - A Rambling Review (Because Let's Be Real)

Okay, listen, I'm just back from Serviden, the so-called "hidden gem" of Dénia, and honestly, my brain is still trying to unpack the whole experience. Forget the polished brochures, the meticulously curated online photos… This is my messy, honest, and (hopefully) helpful take. Buckle up.

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The Arrival - First Impressions & Stumbling In:

Finding Serviden initially felt like a treasure hunt. Which, in a way, it was. It's tucked away, not exactly in the thick of things, which is a real plus if you're craving tranquility. The exterior, well, it’s… functional. Let’s just say it doesn't scream "Instagram-worthy." But hey, I wasn’t expecting pristine! As a solo traveler with a wheelchair, accessibility is always top of mind. The ramp was decent, the automatic doors were a lifesaver (thank the travel gods!), and the staff, bless their hearts, were immediately helpful. Not overly polished, mind you, but genuinely kind.

Accessibility: The Good, The Meh, and The Head-Scratchers

Okay, let's dive in. Wheelchair Accessibility: Serviden gets a solid maybe on this one. The public spaces are mostly navigable. Elevators are present and seemed to work. The corridors… could be wider. Definitely not a perfectly smooth journey for a wheelchair user, but certainly doable.

The Hotel's Layout:

• Elevator: Yes, thankfully.
• Ramps: Yes, but some inclinations are quite steep.
• Stairs: Yes, and they are in all areas.
• Corridors: A mixed bag. Some are really quite narrow.
• Pool areas: Access to the pool looked a little sketchy for a wheelchair user (lots of stairs), but there was one designated "accessible" option.
• Restrooms: Accessible restrooms were available in the lobby and the restaurant.

The rooms, well, they had the space, but I didn't see any grab bars or specific accessibility features in the bathroom. This is common (sigh). It's like they think they're accessible, but they haven't consulted anyone who actually uses a wheelchair. The website is misleading at best. I had to call directly to get clarity, and even then, I wasn't 100% sure.

On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: The main restaurant, "El Sol", was accessible, but the tables were a bit tightly packed. The poolside bar, "La Brisa," was a no-go for me – stairs, stairs, stairs! This was a real bummer.

Rooms - The Sanctuary (Mostly)

Being on the first floor was a godsend, especially with my mobility challenges. My room had air conditioning (Hallelujah!), a comfortable bed, blackout curtains (essential for sleeping in!), and a decent-sized bathroom. Internet Access (WiFi in all rooms, baby!): The free Wi-Fi actually worked, which, believe me, is a rare miracle! I got a good speed, which was essential for my work. Internet/LAN - I did not test this. The desk was usable, and I appreciated having a laptop workspace. Ironing facilities: I can't iron with the fire. Bathroom essentials: Standard, but clean. Additional toilet: No. Alarm clock: Yes. Bathtub: Yes. Linens: Clean. Mirror: Yes. Reading light: Yes. Towels: Yes. Umbrella: No. Window that opens: Yes.

That Annoying Little Thing: The room wasn't spotless. Maybe a bit of dust in the corners and a stain on the sofa. Don't freak out, but it's worth noting. But hey, I would let it slide. Because:

Things to Do, Ways to Relax - The Spa and… Well, Everything

And now, for the good stuff. Because, seriously, once you've navigated the parking situation and squeezed yourself through the door, Serviden has some serious redeeming qualities.

• Pool with a View: The outdoor pool area is where it's at. The view of the coast from the pool is breathtaking (literally, because the water is a bit brisk!). The water has a slight smell of chlorine but nothing horrendous.
• Spa/Sauna: They really have a spa, and a darn good one. I'm addicted to a good sauna. The one at Serviden was perfectly wonderful.
• Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: Serviden offers a nice gym with all the usual cardio machines and weight equipment.
• Steamroom: Yes.
• Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap: Yes!! I'm not one for a body wrap, but I'm a sucker for a massage and a scrub! The Swedish massage was phenomenal. If you're having a bad day, walk straight to the spa.
• Things to do:
  • Sauna, Pool with view, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor],
  • Gym/fitness, Fitness center, Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Foot bath: The sauna was a little underpowered, which was a downer, but the steam room was perfect. The pool with a view… unbeatable. The pool bar… well, that was a different story (more on that in Dining).

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - A Culinary Adventure (With Hiccups)

The food was… interesting. Let's just say it wasn't Michelin-star.

• Restaurants: The a la carte in restaurant was okay (I'm not a fan of Asian cuisine.
• Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: The breakfast buffet was a mixed bag. Some days it felt fresh, the other days, a bit like leftovers. The Asian options were an interesting addition.
• Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Poolside bar, Snack bar: the "La Brisa" poolside bar was a total letdown. It felt understaffed, and the service was slow.
• Happy hour: Standard happy hour fare.
• Room service [24-hour], Bottle of water: Yes, but the menu was limited.
• Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: The soup varied. Sometimes good, sometimes… not so.

**The "Safe Dining Setup: They (try) to adhere to the guidelines. I didn't see enough hand sanitizer stations, but things were clean and the staff always wore masks.

• Dining, drinking, and snacking:
  • A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant
  • Safe dining setup:
    • Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup

Cleanliness and Safety - The Sanitizing Tango

• Rooms sanitized between stays, Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment
• Stuff Trained: The staff seemed to try hard to keep the place clean, and I saw them cleaning regularly.

The Staff - Quirks and Charm

The staff at Serviden are… special. They're not always seamlessly efficient, but they're genuine. They're helpful, friendly, and clearly care about the guests. They have that lovely, laid-back Spanish approach.

• Services and conveniences

  • **Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store,

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Retiro Park II - Serviden Denia Spain

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to tango with the gloriously messy reality of a trip to Retiro Park II – Serviden in Denia, Spain. Forget perfect Instagram feeds, this is going to be pure, unfiltered… me. And my attempt at a vacation. Here we go:

Day 1: Arrival & "The Olive Oil Revelation" (AKA: Mild Panic)

• 10:00 AM - Aeropuerto "Valencia" (VLC) - Land of Sunshine… And Baggage Claim Drama: So, remember how I optimistically packed that entire bottle of expensive sunscreen? Yeah, it exploded. Inside my suitcase. On all my clean (now orange-tinged) linen shirts. Cue internal screaming. External, a slightly less composed expression. Seriously, who invented baggage claim? It’s like a slow-motion parade of misery. Miraculously, the suitcase survived. The shirts… less so.
• 12:00 PM - Car Rental Chaos (Sixt… Maybe "Six-t" Stress?): Ah, the car rental. They always promise sunshine and smiles and instead, you get a small, bewildered clerk and a mountain of paperwork you swear you'll understand later. I requested a car "suitable for coastal roads." I got a… Fiat Punto. Pray for me. Navigating out of Valencia felt like my first driving test… again.
• 2:30 PM - Arrival at Serviden – Retiro Park II - The "Wait, Is This Real Life?" Moment: Finally, finally, we're here. The pictures? Gorgeous. The reality? Absolutely stunning. Trees everywhere. The apartments look charming. The air smells of… something delicious. I think it might be the promise of a good vacation. I’m suddenly a much more optimistic person. The apartment is cute, which is great, because the furniture is so clearly dated you know the whole place is probably just a charming time capsule.
• 3:30 PM - The Olive Oil Revelation (And the Start of a Food Coma): Okay, this is crucial. After a mad scramble to unpack (more laundry!), I decided immediately that food was paramount. Found a little "taperia" nearby. Ordered a plate of patatas bravas, some local ham (jamón ibérico – glorious), and a crusty loaf of bread. And then… the olive oil. They brought out this small bottle, and I took a tentative dip… and nearly wept. It was like liquid sunshine. The best olive oil I've ever tasted. It was literally a religious experience. I think I might have embarrassed myself moaning while I ate. Then, the food coma began. I'm still in it, to be honest.
• 6:00 PM - A Stroll Through the Park (And the Discovery of Mosquitoes): Found a little market which was great, then wandered around the park. It's everything you'd want in a Spanish park - beautiful, shaded, perfect for a lazy afternoon. The only problem? The mosquitoes. They’re tiny, persistent little vampires. I already have about ten bites. Note to self: Invest in industrial-strength insect repellent. Maybe a full-body net.
• 8:00 PM - Dinner at the "Local Gem" (And the Language Barrier Battle): Found a restaurant recommended online – "El Rincon del Pescador" – supposedly, a local gem, but the waiter didn’t speak any english, so it took several attempts, pointing, and waving frantically at menus to order a paella. The paella? Worth it. The communication struggle? A comedic highlight. I think I ordered extra rice by accident. I ended up eating all of it though.
• 9:30 PM - Sunset Stroll and Bedtime… Almost. Watched the sunset over the Mediterranean. The sky was on fire. Absolutely breathtaking. Tried not to think about the suitcase full of stained clothes. Managed to stay awake…ish. Bedtime, for real this time.

Day 2: Denia's Charm and the Coastal Breeze

• 9:00 AM - Breakfast on the Balcony (And the Seagull Assault): Woke up feeling well rested. The sunrise was gorgeous and I had a croissant with some coffee. The only problem? The seagulls. They apparently have a vendetta against anything vaguely resembling breakfast. My croissant was very nearly stolen. I’m starting to understand how to be a pirate.
• 11:00 AM - Exploring Denia Town (The "Lost in Translation" Tour): Decided to brave Denia town - the harbour, the shops, the castle… and the language barrier. I stumbled along. Found a charming little shop selling ceramics. Tried to explain that I wanted "something small and pretty". Ended up buying a ceramic frog. Don’t ask me why. It just… happened.
• 1:00 PM - Lunch with a View and the Accidental Tapas Feast: Found a restaurant overlooking the harbor. Again, the language barrier was strong. I think I ordered an entire plate of tapas by accident. Not complaining. The tiny fried fish were phenomenal. I’m feeling the sun and the sangria. This is living.
• 3:00 PM - Beach Time (And the Great Suncream Application Fiasco): Found a beach - Las Rotas. Crystal clear water. Perfect sand (minus the occasional small pebble). The great suncream application. Let’s just say, I didn’t fully cover everything. The burn is already setting in. I’m now rocking a lobster-esque hue. This could be a problem.
• 5:00 PM - Exploring the Beach Further (Swimming!): I bravely entered the water, which was freezing, but utterly refreshing. There were some small waves, which I found myself enjoying. It was the most relaxed I’ve felt in ages.
• 7:00 PM - Relaxing back at the Apartment and a quick snooze: Took a nap, went for a shower. Feeling better, and then went for a quick walk to get dinner.
• 8:30 PM - Dinner and the Discovery of Real Spanish Tapas: Went to a restaurant with some more tapas. The waiter was more helpful and spoke a little english, it ended up being amazing. I could get completely used to this.
• 10:00 PM - Looking at the stars and off to bed Feeling tired and ready for another day.

Day 3: The Javea Day Trip (And the Near-Disaster)

• 9:00 AM - Another breakfast, another seagull assault. They're learning. I'm improving my defenses. This morning, I managed to successfully ward off the seagull swarm!
• 10:00 AM - The Javea Drive (and the Panic-Inducing Narrow Roads): The drive to Javea. Supposed to be stunning. And it was… in between the bouts of sheer terror as I navigated those impossibly narrow, cliffside roads. The Fiat Punto is really starting to feel small.
• 11:00 AM - Javea Harbor (Gorgeous… And Crowded): Javea's harbour. So lovely. Boats, sunshine, the scent of the sea. The crowds were… well, let’s say I’ve never seen so many brightly colored swimsuits and selfie sticks in one place. Still, it’s beautiful.
• 12:00 PM - Lunch in Javea (and the “Lost Wallet” Incident): Found a cute little restaurant. While ordering, I realized my wallet was GONE. Panicked. Searched everywhere. Tears almost. Then, just as I was about to have a full-blown meltdown, I found it! It had fallen into the inside of the shopping bag! Disaster averted. Ordered a celebratory glass of wine.
• 2:00 PM - The Cabo de la Nao Viewpoint (Worth the Hairy Drive): The views from Cabo de la Nao. Absolutely spectacular. The near-death experience of driving there? Worth it. The photos don't do it justice.
• 4:00 PM - Back to Denia, a quick supermarket shop, and panic about the last few days: The holiday felt like it was whizzing by, and I hadn't made the most of it. I needed to do more swimming. More eating. More just… being in the moment.
• 6:00 PM - Dinner and another relaxing evening: Went for dinner at a different restaurant and just enjoyed the evening.
• 9:00 PM - Ready for bed, before packing tomorrow : The holiday felt like it was whizzing by, and I hadn't made the most of it. I needed to do more swimming. More eating. More just… being in the moment.

Day 4: Departure (And the Reluctant Goodbye)

• 9:00 AM - Farewell Breakfast and the Reflection of a Great Trip: Had a final croissant (this time, safely eaten). Sat on the balcony, watching the sea. Taking it all in. Feeling surprisingly sad to leave.
• 10:00 AM - Packing (The “How Did I Acquire So Much Stuff?” Question): The packing. I was somehow more disorganized than when I arrived. How did I manage to accumulate so much stuff in four days? The ceramic frog. The stained shirts

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Retiro Park’s Secret Twin: Uncover Denia's Hidden Gem (Serviden) - FAQs (and My Rants!)

Okay, so, Serviden? In Denia? What *is* it anyway? Besides some ridiculously pretentious name.

Alright, alright, settle down, you curious cats. Serviden (or, as I like to call it, "Denia's almost-as-good-as-Retiro-but-without-the-tourists") is basically Denia's version of a park. Think wide-open spaces, trees you could get lost in (trust me, I *have*), and a general vibe of "chill the heck out." It’s not exactly Retiro with its grandeur, but honestly? I prefer it. Less crowds, for one. Fewer selfie sticks, for another. And the air... oh, the air! It smells of pine and the sea. Pure bliss. Well, mostly.

"Secret Twin"? Seriously? Is it really *that* similar to Retiro Park in Madrid?

Okay, hold your horses! *Similar* is probably a bit of a stretch, alright? Let’s not get carried away. It doesn't have the *crystal palace* or the boating lake, you know? But… hear me out. Both have the idea of green space. Place you can wander around in. Think about it: both are escape routes, green lungs offering a respite from the city's noise.
My first time there, I was honestly just expecting somewhere to park after a long drive, but... it was really pretty. Quiet, calm. The sun glinting through the leaves. So yeah, secret twin? Okay, maybe not. Distant cousin who inherited a bit of the same genes? Sure. It's a feeling you get. A vibe. And if you're used to the hustle of Retiro, Serviden? Feels like your tired feet can finally relax for a while. A *while*.

What's the *best* thing about Serviden, in your absolutely, definitely-don't-care-if-it's-biased opinion?

Ugh, tough one! I'd have to say… the peace. Pure, unadulterated, glorious peace. One time, I was there with… let's just say a *difficult* family member (don't even ask). We were arguing, tempers were flaring, the whole thing was a disaster. Then, we stumbled upon a little nook, a hidden bench overlooking this little pond thing… and everything just… calmed down. The frogs were croaking, the sun was setting, and for a glorious ten minutes, we were actually… getting along. I'd pay top dollar for that kind of tranquility! (Don't tell them I said that though.) The sheer ability to *breathe*. Seriously.

I heard there are walking trails. Are they actually worth the effort? I'm not exactly Bear Grylls.

Listen, I'm no Bear Grylls either. My idea of "hiking" usually involves a leisurely stroll to the fridge. But the trails in Serviden? Even *I* can handle them. They're mostly flat, well-maintained, and offer stunning views. And here's a pro-tip: take the trail *away* from the main entrance. You'll find yourself practically alone, surrounded by nothing but trees and the occasional chirping bird. Bring water though. And maybe a snack. Especially if you’re feeling adventurous, go off-trail, you might see something special. The trails are totally worth it, even for a couch potato like me.

What's the food situation? Can I get a decent coffee, at least?

Okay, this is a crucial question. The options aren't amazing, I'll be honest. There's a small kiosk, but the selection can be… limited. Think pre-packaged sandwiches and lukewarm coffee. Not exactly a foodie paradise. My advice? Pack your own picnic! Grab some *bocadillos* and a bottle of wine (or *agua* if you're the responsible type) beforehand. Then, find a shady spot and make your own coffee. You'll be much happier. Or, treat yourself to breakfast before you go, or head somewhere to eat afterwards.

Is it good for kids? Or will they just be bored and whine for hours, like *my* kids always do?

Look, I'm not a parent, but I *have* seen kids in Serviden. And generally? They seem to enjoy themselves. There's plenty of space to run around, and the pond with the ducks (or whatever those noisy birds are) is always a hit. There's a small playground, but don't get your hopes up; it's nothing spectacular. My point is, bring a ball, a kite, some snacks, and a well-charged tablet for emergencies (because, let's be real, you'll need it). And if they whine? Well, that's parenting, isn't it? Just blame it on the heat.

Anything else I should know? Any hidden gems within the hidden gem?

Oh, absolutely. First of all, go early! Especially in summer. The heat can be brutal. Second, keep an eye out for the little hidden paths. They lead to some seriously cool little spots. Third, be prepared for some… local wildlife. I once encountered a squirrel who seemed determined to steal my sandwich. Then another time it was *mosquitos*. Bring bug spray. And finally… just breathe. Let go of the stress. Serviden is a place where you can actually… relax. Which is a pretty big deal, if you ask me.

Okay, Let's Get Personal. What was *your* most memorable Serviden experience? (Get messy!)

Alright, fine, you twisted my arm. Let me tell you. One time, I was having… *a moment*. Life was a mess, everything felt awful, and I just needed to *escape*. I drove to Serviden, parked, and started wandering, basically aimlessly. It was hot, and the sky was an angry shade of grey. Then, I stumbled upon this little clearing, a totally forgotten corner. I sat down on a bench, and started crying. And then, out of *nowhere*, a little dog, a scruffy terrier mix, trotted up and sat beside me, and just… stared. I didn't know whose dog it was, probably someone else that was there, and it didn't do *anything* other than sit next to me. No licking, no jumping. Just… silent, comforting presence. I sat there for a good hour, petting this stranger's dog (who was probably also judging me), and honestly? It helped. A lot. It was just… pure, unfiltered, canine-induced therapy. I never saw the dog again, never knew its name, but I'll never forget it. It was just... *perfect*. So yeah, that wasYokohama's BEST Hotel? Livemax Yokohama Sutajia-mumae Review!

Retiro Park II - Serviden Denia Spain

Retiro Park II - Serviden Denia Spain

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