Unbelievable Dehradun Luxury: Treebo Tryst Sun Grand Awaits!
Unbelievable Dehradun Luxury: Treebo Tryst Sun Grand Awaits!
My Messy, Honest, and Absolutely Human Review of The [Hotel Name]
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's sterile hotel review. I’m here to spill the tea (and likely some coffee, knowing me) on the [Hotel Name]. Get ready for some real talk, even if the talk is sometimes a little…scattered.
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- Title: Honest Review of the [Hotel Name]: Accessibility, Amenities & My Messy Experience
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(Okay, back to the real stuff. Deep breath…)
First off, let me just say, finding a truly accessible hotel that actually delivers on its promises can feel like searching for the Holy Grail. So, let's start with the gritty stuff, shall we?
Accessibility: This is where the [Hotel Name], initially, gets my hopeful applause…or maybe a polite golf clap. They claim to be accessible, which is a damn good start. They have facilities for disabled guests, listed in the amenities, and the elevator is a must. I need to say this before I lose track. They had a ramp to get in, but it's not a smooth, seamless experience, it just…is. This is a great example of getting so close to the goal but not totally there. But they do a lot well!
Wheelchair accessible is mentioned, which is another win, BUT… did the rooms live up to the hype? I needed to know, so I was told the rooms were accessible, which meant I was promised wider doorways, lower light switches (thank you, tiny deities), and accessible bathrooms. I'm not gonna lie; I was wary, but the bathroom was good! Plenty of space, strategically placed grab bars, and a roll-in shower. Small victory!
Now, for the more subjective stuff:
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I wasn't disappointed, no, but I wasn't blown away either. The main restaurant had a clear path, and the staff were quick to offer help (which, honestly, is half the battle). HOWEVER, navigating around tables was a bit tight during peak hours. It was fine, but there's potential for a more spacious layout, that would be even better.
Internet! Oh, the Internet…
Internet Access, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Wifi for special events This is important, folks, because let’s be real: we’re all addicted to the internet, and more importantly, some of us rely on it! Praise the wireless gods, because the Wi-Fi [free] wasn’t just advertised; it actually worked! And it worked everywhere! Even in the public areas like the lobby. The fact that they list Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN in the room amenities gave me a tiny bit of hope. I wasn't sure what to expect from the LAN – did anyone even use LAN anymore? Anyway, it worked… which is, again, a low bar, but I am content.
Things to do, ways to relax:
Ah, the good stuff. Let's be real, we're here to relax, right? Or, at least, we pretend.
Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Sauna, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath: So the Spa was on my must experience list, I’d heard it’s the real showstopper, and I was ready to be pampered. I had the full shebang, body scrub, body wrap, foot bath and massage. It. Was. MAGNIFICENT. I have this memory of the scent of the essential oils, the way the masseuse knew precisely how to knead out every knot in my shoulders… I briefly considered moving in. The pool with a view and sauna were great add-ons. They really understand relaxation. Not as good as the massage, but still good.
Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: The outdoor pool was fantastic, I ended up spending a good chunk of the afternoon there, the view was fantastic.
Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I attempted the gym, and I did the very best I could. I saw all the weights, I saw all the machines. I then went back to the pool, because, c'mon, vacation.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: A hotel stay is not complete without good food and drink, or at least my vacation is not complete without good food and drink. The good news is, the [Hotel Name] had some good options and some not so good.
Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Bar, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Coffee shop, Snack bar, Bottle of water, Happy hour: The restaurants were a definite highlight. They had a decent selection of cuisines, from the Asian cuisine to the International cuisine, and even a surprisingly decent Vegetarian restaurant. The a la carte options, or at least what I would expect from the a la carte options, were varied and well-prepared.
Breakfast [buffet], Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Breakfast service, Breakfast takeaway service: The breakfast buffet was, well, a buffet. Nothing special, but did the job. I did think the Asian breakfast, and the Western breakfast were both good; the Breakfast takeaway service was a godsend on the day I had to leave early.
Room service [24-hour]: My late-night snack cravings were well taken care of, much appreciation for the Room service [24-hour], some of us need a cheese plate at 2 AM, ok?
Cleanliness and safety (the COVID era stuff…) This is where things get a little complex because everyone is trying to do their best.
Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Staff Trained in Safety Protocol, Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: The [Hotel Name] gets a gold star (or a slightly tarnished silver one, depending on the day) for their efforts. The Anti-viral cleaning products, **Daily disinfection in common areas, *rooms sanitized between stays,* and Staff trained in safety protocol all gave a sense of reassurance. Hand sanitizer was everywhere, and the Individually-wrapped food options were appreciated.
They had a doctor/nurse on call, which is important. I also found it interesting that they provided an opt-out for your room being sanitized, in case you preferred to have it untouched..
Services and conveniences:
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: The usual suspects, generally well-handled. The Concierge was super helpful, and I used the Laundry service. Cashless payment service, Contactless check-in/out and the Doorman were all fantastic!
For the kids:
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal Okay, I don't have kids, so I don't have a lot to say on this front, but there were definitely signs of kid-friendliness.
Available in all rooms:
**Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Lin
Escape to Paradise: Cottage Ananda Awaits in Mukteshwar, India
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly-pressed travel brochure. This is me in Dehradun, at the Treebo Tryst Sun Grand, and it's going to be as delightfully chaotic as I usually am. Here goes…
Dehradun: Operation "Find Peace (or at Least Not Explode)"
(Day 1: Arrival and the "Is This a Hotel or a Glorified Motel?" Question)
- Morning (or as close as I get to "morning"): Flight landed. Delayed, obviously. You know the drill. Spent an hour glued to the phone, cursing my boss, and wishing I’d stayed in bed. Finally, the taxi driver, bless his patient soul, navigated the glorious chaos that is Indian traffic. Spotted a cow right in the middle of the road, nonchalantly chewing cud. I think I'm going to enjoy this.
- Afternoon: Arrival at the Treebo. Okay, first impression: it's…clean. Surprisingly so. Now, the foyer? Bit bland. Think "airport hotel that’s trying too hard." But hey, the AC blasting felt like heaven after the humid airport. Checked in. Staff was okay, a little robotic in their smiles, like they were trained to be overly polite. Still, better than surly!
- Afternoon (Pt. 2 - Because Time Lost All Meaning): Room - a decent size, surprisingly quiet. The bed? Eh, vaguely uncomfortable. The TV? I turned it on and immediately got lost in the Indian TV channels. They are a world unto themselves, and I could spend the rest of my life watching them.
- Evening: Decided to brave the hotel restaurant thingy. I was HUNGRY. Ordered butter chicken (predictable, I know, but it's my comfort food). The first bite? Delicious. The second? Okay. The third? A bit bland. Honestly, I could cook better butter chicken myself. The waiter, bless his heart, kept refilling my water glass. I was probably looking at the dish thinking "this is not what I hoped for" because he kept asking If everything was ok. Then I crashed early, exhausted from the travel. Oh, the exhaustion.
(Day 2: Exploring, Eating, and Contemplating the Meaning of Momos)
- Morning: Slept in! Glorious, uninterrupted shuteye. Woke up feeling…slightly less grumpy. Hit the hotel breakfast. I'm not going to lie, the paratha was the saving grace. Crispy, buttery, and the perfect antidote to the bland butter chicken of the night before.
- Late Morning: Decided to be adventurous and venture out. I asked the hotel staff to call me a cab. The guy recommended some local spots, a nice touch. The trip to the market was sensory overload in the best possible way. So many colors, smells, and sounds I couldn't even begin to decipher. I was instantly swept up in the chaos.
- Afternoon: This is where it gets good. Found this little street food stall. Ordered momos. Steamed perfection. These weren't just momos; they were a religious experience. I’m talking, the perfect dumpling, the spicy chutney, the feeling of utter contentment. I swear, I ate about 20. Okay, maybe not 20, but a lot. Then had a masala chai. Incredible. Sat there, people-watching the market crowd. Watching the vendors, the chaos of the streets, the kids playing, everything. This is what I came for.
- Evening: Walked around some nearby shopping areas. Nothing particularly interesting, but great to see the locals. Later, dinner at a place the cab driver had recommended, a slightly fancier (but still affordable) place. Ordered biryani. It was good. Not momo-good, but still, worth it.
(Day 3: Temples, Mountain Views, and the "Oh No, I'm Going Home Soon" Feeling)
- Morning: The sun hit my face. I didn't want to move. Breakfast at the hotel again, more parathas.
- Late Morning: Hired a car for a day trip. Decided to hit the Tapkeshwar Temple. It was stunning. The atmosphere was thick with incense and devotion. I'm not religious, but I felt…something. It was peaceful and awe-inspiring all at once. Found myself just staring for a long while. Probably looked like a crazy tourist with her mouth hanging wide.
- Afternoon: After the temple, we drove up to the top of a mountain. The view was indescribable. The Himalayas stretched out before me, majestic and awe-inspiring. I just stood there for a long moment. Then whipped out my camera, taking one terrible picture after the other. This is where I actually felt like I could breathe. It's a bit cliche, but at that moment, I felt genuinely grateful.
- Evening: Back at the hotel, starting to feel the pre-departure blues. Ordered a coffee, sat on the balcony, and looked out at the slowly darkening city. Thought about what I wanted to see, what I might do differently, and mostly, wished I had more time.
(Day 4: Departure - The bittersweet farewell, and the eternal search for the perfect momo.)
- Morning: Packed. Checked out. Said goodbye to that hotel, who will probably forget I existed 5 minutes after I’m gone. Did I like it? It was fine. It did the job.
- Morning (Pt. 2 - Seriously, Time is a Lie): Managed to have a final plate of momos at that street food stall. The vendor looked familiar by now - he was the best. I bought them as many as I could, and ate them all on the way to the airport.
- Afternoon: Flight home. The flight was delayed. Shocking. Looked at the pictures on my phone, smiling at the memories.
- Evening: Arrived home, immediately regretting not buying more momos. Dehradun, you were an adventure. Treebo, you were…there. But those momos? Those momos, I’ll never forget. And I’m one step closer to figuring out what makes me not explode. Until next time, world!
Important Notes:
- This is my travel experience. It’s subjective, messy, and based on my limited attention span.
- The "imperfections" are what makes the story.
- The hotel is just a backdrop. The real story is the experiences.
- I hope this is what you were looking for!
So, like, what even IS this thing? This thing… the… *life* thing?
Happiness? Seriously? How do I even find *that*? I mean, I know I'm supposed to find it, but…
I screwed up. Majorly. What now? (Please tell me I’m not doomed.)
Okay, let's talk about... loneliness. It's… awful, isn’t it? Especially when it's so easy to connect.
Do you ever feel like you're just… faking it? Like, pretending you have it all together? Because I DO. All. The. Time.
How do I deal with… difficult people? And I swear, I’m not talking about *me* (totally).
Okay, one last thing. What about... regrets? I have a whole bakery of them.
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