Rainbow Trout & Million-Dollar Views: Dullstroom's Fly Fishing Paradise
Rainbow Trout & Million-Dollar Views: Dullstroom's Fly Fishing Paradise
My Love-Hate Letter to Rainbow Trout & Million-Dollar Views: Dullstroom, You Beautiful Beast!
Okay, folks, buckle up. Because after my recent whirlwind trip to Rainbow Trout & Million-Dollar Views (yes, that’s its name, and it’s telling), I have feelings. A lot of them. This place is like that ridiculously attractive person you know: alluring, frustrating, breathtaking, and, frankly, a little bit bonkers.
First Impressions and Accessibility (or, the Great Gravel Gauntlet):
Finding this place was the first test. Dullstroom itself is picture-postcard pretty, all rolling hills and… well, trout streams. The “Million-Dollar Views” part? Undeniably true. The drive in? Less idyllic. Think gravel road, uneven surfaces, and a distinct lack of signage that made me question my GPS and sanity equally. Accessibility? Well, let’s just say if you’re in a wheelchair, you're going to be doing some serious upper body workouts. While they claim facilities for disabled guests, I wouldn't bet my bottom dollar on smooth sailing. The uneven terrain and gravel roads were a constant source of dread. (Maybe a golf cart service? Just spitballing…)
The Rooms: Promises Fulfilled (Mostly):
Once you actually arrive (hallelujah!), the rooms themselves are decent. Not luxury, but definitely comfortable. Okay, let’s be honest, the "Million-Dollar Views" claim really comes into play here. Waking up to that kind of vista? Seriously life-affirming. The rooms themselves are jam-packed with amenities! We’re talking air conditioning (vital!), free Wi-Fi (thank the heavens!), a mini-bar (tempting!), and even a hair dryer and bathrobes (small luxuries, but I love them). My room even had an alarm clock and a reading light – which I never actually used because I was too busy staring at the scenery. A few minor gripes: the "complimentary tea and coffee" was slightly weak and the internet sometimes dropped, but in all honesty, in a place like this, I could just barely bring myself to care.
Hygiene and Safety: Feeling Safe-ish:
Given the current climate, cleanliness is paramount, and Rainbow Trout & Million-Dollar Views tries. There are hand sanitizers everywhere, staff wear masks, rooms are sanitized between stays, and the fact that they offer anti-viral cleaning products and sterilized tableware items is reassuring. They're definitely making an effort. However, I did witness a staff member wiping down a table with, let's say, "enthusiasm" rather than "skill," and I'm not entirely sure the "professional-grade sanitizing services" lived up to the billing. Still, I survived, and that's a win in my book.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Rollercoaster:
The food experience at this place is… a mixed bag. There's a restaurant on-site. The menu offers a la carte options. Breakfast (buffet or in-room!) is included, and there are also restaurants. They had a pool bar. There are also options for vegetarian eaters. The international cuisine was… decent. The salads were fine. The coffee shop was adequate, with the option of a happy hour, serving options varying from western and asian to even a buffet style dining. The coffee was surprisingly good. The service, however, was, shall we say, "relaxed." My biggest complaint? The waiting. We're talking long waits for everything. We're talking about wondering if your order had wandered into another dimension, never to return. The menu has all sorts of elements, too, from Western-style breakfasts to Asian cuisine, and there were several restaurants that held a buffet style dining from time to time. Still… I feel a bit of love for the way our food was plated and presented overall.
Activities and Relaxation: Drowning in Options (Maybe Too Many?):
Okay, this is where Rainbow Trout & Million-Dollar Views really shines. They’ve got a pool with a view. They have a spa with a sauna, steamroom. The place boasts a fitness center. The gym/fitness center has a bunch of equipment. They offer massages, even body scrubs and body wraps. You can find a foot bath on the premises, too. My advice? Skip a day of fly fishing and head straight for that massage. I spent an hour dissolving into a puddle of bliss. And the view from the pool? Unreal. It's worth the price of admission alone. Honestly, I was so content, I almost forgot about my worries.
I didn't use the facilities for kids. But the fact that I was able to spend a good time there, definitely made me feel more at ease.
Staff and Service: Variable, But (mostly) Well-Meaning:
The staff are, for the most part, lovely. They're clearly trying their best, especially with the current staff training and safety protocols. Still, it can be a bit like navigating a maze. Some knew their stuff, other were newer or less polished. The front desk is available 24 hours a day, but the true quality of service can be questionable. The concierge was particularly helpful with booking activities. They have a doorman and have a range of different services.
The Fine Print (The Negatives, Because Let's Be Honest):
- Internet Issues: Wi-Fi was spotty and unreliable. The Internet access in the rooms just wasn't worth the cost.
- The Gravel Road: Remember that drive in? Yeah. Still a beast.
- Food Delays: Buckle up, expect to wait.
- Pricey: Everything on this place is definitely on the pricier side.
The Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Hmm. That’s the million-dollar question (pun intended). Despite the imperfections, the view, the spa, and the overall vibe of the place are undeniably appealing. It's a place you go to escape, to reconnect with nature, and to, yes, maybe put up with a few inconveniences. So, yes, probably. But next time, I'm bringing a golf cart and a whole lot of patience. And maybe a satellite phone, just in case the internet crashes… again. It's a tough sell because the amenities are only half of the experience.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're in for a bumpy, beautiful ride with my attempt at a ridiculously messy, honest, and probably slightly deranged itinerary for a fly-fishing trip to the Valley of the Rainbow, Dullstroom, South Africa. Prepare for emotional whiplash, because that's just how I roll.
Valley of the Rainbow: My Angler's Meltdown (and Maybe a Catch or Two)
Day 1: Arrival and the Illusion of Calm
- Morning (God, I hate mornings!): Hit the ground running… literally, because after that transatlantic flight, my joints felt like they'd been run over by a combine harvester. Dullstroom. The drive from Johannesburg… well, let's just say South African drivers have a unique approach to lane discipline. Made it. Finally. Valley of the Rainbow. Beautiful, right? Lush, green, the air crisp and clean. Me? Immediately battling the 'where-did-I-leave-my-damn-waders?' syndrome. (Spoiler alert: they were jammed in the very bottom of my luggage. Classic.).
- Late Morning: Check in at the lodge. The staff are ridiculously welcoming, all smiles and charm. They offer me a welcome drink. I take it. It's a gin and tonic. A large gin and tonic. I blame the jet lag. And the fear. Because let's be honest, fly fishing makes me slightly (okay, hugely) neurotic.
- Lunch: A rather civilized affair. Good food, good company… other anglers who look far more composed than I feel. One guy, a grizzled old pro, regales us with tales of monster trout and legendary catches. I nod politely, secretly wondering if I'll even manage to thread the damn line.
- Afternoon: The First Encounter – And My Immediate Humiliation: Hit the water! The first cast… disaster. The line tangled around my left arm. Twice. I swear, I heard the trout laughing. The scenery is breathtaking though, the way the mist hangs over the water, the sound of the wind, the almost perfect tranquility surrounding me.
- Evening: Apologetic. Give up after an hour and retreat to the lodge. Drink. Dinner is divine, and the local stories are excellent, but I can't shake this feeling of 'fish-shaming'.
Day 2: Finding My (Questionable) Rhythm and Becoming Best Friends With a Mosquito
- Morning: Another gin and tonic. This time, it's for medicinal purposes. I'm convinced my left arm is permanently traumatized. Focusing on casting, determined to redeem myself. Slowly, very slowly, the line starts to behave. I actually get a decent cast.
- Late Morning: I caught a trout of a small size. It was beautiful, and I released it. I felt a moment of triumph, quickly followed by, "Oh sh!t! I hope I don't mess this up."
- Lunch: Sandwiches. And a profound respect for the tenacity of those little fish.
- Afternoon: The Mosquito Debacle: Back to the water. This time, I'm "prepared" (I have some bug spray). I'm also swarmed by mozzies, that seems to be attracted by my pheromones. I consider burning the whole forest just to get rid of these flying demons. I'm swatting, cursing, and casting all at once. Not a pretty sight. Not a single fish. I now have more mosquito bites than any sane human being should.
- Evening: Dinner. I'm the mosquito magnet; the other anglers are safe. We talk about our day, our successes, and our failures. I learn from the others and share my experience. (Mostly my mosquito experience!) I tell the story, and it makes everyone laugh. Alcohol. That night I had a great night.
Day 3: The Unlikely Hero and the Quest for the Unicorn Trout (That Never Was)
- Morning: Wake up. Mosquito bites still itching. Another gin and tonic.. Determined to catch something bigger. Today, I'm going after the legendary "Unicorn Trout" – a mythical creature, supposedly HUGE, that haunts one of the more remote ponds. This is probably a terrible idea.
- Late Morning: Discover a hidden gem. I take this little stream and make a few casts. No luck, however, but I discover the absolute joy of it.
- Lunch: Picnic lunch. Sandwiches.
- Afternoon: The Unicorn Hunt – A Comedy of Errors: Hike to the remote pond. The scenery is stunning. The silence is profound… except for the internal monologue screaming about my choice of footwear. The pond itself is beautiful, but utterly devoid of the Unicorn Trout. I get a bite, but I miss it. Cursing, of course! Suddenly, my fly box opens, and a bunch of flies tumble into the water. I spent a good hour trying to retrieve them.
- Evening: Dinner. The Unicorn Trout eludes me.
Day 4: Redemption (Maybe?), Departure, and a Lingering Sense of "What the Hell Just Happened?"
- Morning: Last chance! Go back to the smaller stream with the little fish. This time, I manage to land a couple of beautiful trout. This time, I don't trip on the rocks. This time, it feels… good. Like, really good. Like maybe I'm not a complete fishing failure after all.
- Lunch: Another sandwich. Celebratory gin and tonic.
- Afternoon: Pack up. Wader-related drama (of course). Say goodbye to the staff. A wave, and I hop in the car.
- Evening: Drive back to the airport. The scenery melts away.
Reflections (and a Slightly Blurry View)
Valley of the Rainbow. It was magical. It was frustrating. It was hilarious. I spent most of my time fishing, and the rest of the time battling mosquitos and the fish demons. I caught some fish, I missed some fish, and I made a complete fool of myself on more than one occasion. But you know what? I wouldn't trade it for anything. It was an experience, a messy, imperfect, and deeply human experience. It was the best damn fishing trip I'll never fully recover from. I’ll be back. Eventually. Probably when I've forgotten most of the mosquito bites. And maybe, just maybe, I'll finally catch that Unicorn Trout… or maybe just another small fish to make me feel good. Until next time, Valley of the Rainbow!
Escape to Fairytale Germany: Ringhotel Teutoburger Wald Awaits!
Rainbow Trout & Million-Dollar Views: Dullstroom Fly Fishing - Ask Me Anything (Because I've Been Through It!)
Okay, so, Dullstroom. Fly fishing. Is it *really* as good as everyone says? My Insta feed is basically ALL trout at this point…
Alright, let's be real. Yes. And also no. It’s complicated, like that ex you *thought* you were over. Dullstroom *can* be heaven. Picture this: sun setting, water like liquid glass, a fish jumps, the *clack* of your fly line... Pure bliss. Had that… once, maybe twice. The rest of the time? Well…
I've fished in some of the best trout spots, and Dullstroom is good. Really good. You WILL catch fish. Probably. Eventually. But the "million-dollar views"? Those are real. That landscape? Stunning. And the air, thin, cool… it’s a drug. Just be prepared for the reality that sometimes, the only thing you'll catch is a sunburn and a bruised ego. (Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt… which probably smells faintly of fish now.)
But again, is it good, yes! Try a local guide, some are better than others. Some just want your money (but the fishing is still great!)
I'm a TOTAL beginner. Should I even bother trying? Or will I just look like a fool?
Look, everyone looks like a fool at some point, especially in fly fishing. Trust me, I've face-planted (literally) into the mud demonstrating the "perfect cast." The good news? Dullstroom is actually a fantastic place to learn. The fish are generally stocked (more often than not). You'll have more success, and the more success you have, the more fun you have!
Take a lesson. Seriously. Don't be me and try to figure it out from YouTube videos while simultaneously trying to wrangle a dodgy fly line. A good guide will teach you the basics, get you casting (sort of), and hopefully, get you onto your first trout. And even if you *don't* catch anything? You're outside. Breathing fresh air. That’s a win in my book.
My first time I took a guide. Best decision ever! He had to untangle my mess of a line more times than I'd like to admit. The poor bloke! I bet that's why I'm so passionate on the topic. A little help goes a long way!
What gear do I *actually* need? Don't want to break the bank…
Okay, this is where I can get dangerously enthusiastic. You *could* spend a small fortune and still not catch anything. Or, you can start with the essentials. Here's the real deal:
- Fly Rod and Reel: A 9-foot, 5-weight combo is a good starting point. Don't go crazy expensive to begin with. I did, and I ended up breaking it on the first trip (the aforementioned fall).
- Fly Line: Matching the weight of your rod. Get a floating line to start.
- Leader and Tippet: Leaders are tapered, tippets are the fine bit at the end. Ask at your local shop; they’ll help you.
- Flies: Start with a selection of nymphs, dry flies, and maybe a Woolly Bugger or two (they *love* those). Ask where you're fishing, or you may be sorry you didn't!.
- Waders and Boots: If you plan to wade, they're essential (and waterproof socks!). Spend the extra money on waders and boots, they're what will make the trip enjoyable on the feet!.
- Other Musts: Polarized sunglasses (sun on the water = blinding!), a hat, sunscreen, a net, pliers (for de-hooking), and a fishing vest/pack.
It's best to go in a group for the "gear", you can cut costs tremendously that way, while still having fun!
Pro-Tip: Hit up a second-hand shop for some of this stuff! You'd be surprised what gems you can find.
The weather is a major worry! What should I bring to keep warm and dry?
Dullstroom weather is as fickle as a politician’s promises. Be prepared for anything. Seriously. I’ve experienced sun, wind, rain, and even a touch of snow (in April!) all in the same day. Here's the survival kit:
- Layers: Base layers, fleece or insulated jacket, and a waterproof, windproof outer shell. Think onion.
- Waterproof trousers: Essential!
- Warm hat and gloves: Even in summer, the mornings and evenings can be chilly.
- Warm socks: Merino wool or something similar is ideal. Your toes will thank you.
- Dry bag: For your phone, camera, and any other valuables.
Honestly, it can be brutal. I once fished in a downpour that soaked me to the bone. I was so cold, my teeth wouldn't stop chattering! I learned my lesson. Pack. Properly. You’ll be glad you did.
A small towel also comes in handy! To dry the rod, the water droplets
Where are some of the BEST places to fish in Dullstroom? Spill the beans!
Okay, I’ll be honest. I’m not going to give you a *secret* spot. I don't want you taking my spot. But, I can point you in the right direction, because the best places change depending on the season, weather, and what the trout are feeling that day.
- Local Farms: Get access to your local farms to fish those trout.
- Local dams: Most dams are fully stocked, and you'll be able to fill you quota here.
- Reservoirs: Good for some quality trout. Watch out for the wind!
Important Note: Always check local regulations and obtain necessary permits before fishing. Also, practice catch-and-release whenever possible, especially for the smaller trout.
Now look, these are also a great place to try some unique flies! If you're struggling to find a bite, give something a try. Another good tip: ask those who've recently been fishing, and don't be shy! Fishers are generally willing to chat and exchange tips. However, on a recent fishing trip, I asked a couple of anglers, and all I got was the stink-eye! Not the best interaction, but oh well!
Okay, you mentioned "million-dollar views." What else is there to DO in Dullstroom besides fishing? I'm bringing my partner…
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