Santorini's Hidden Gem: Petit Palace Suites - Unforgettable Luxury Awaits!
Santorini's Hidden Gem: Petit Palace Suites - Unforgettable Luxury Awaits!
Santorini's Hidden Gem: Petit Palace Suites - My Chaotic, Luxurious Love Affair! (A Review That's Had a Few Glasses of Wine)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, cookie-cutter hotel review. This is me, fresh off a week trying to unwind at Petit Palace Suites in Santorini, still slightly jet-lagged and already dreaming of going back. Prepare for a wild ride: expect tangents, gushing, and maybe a few (okay, several) embarrassing admissions about my questionable life choices.
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- Meta Description: Dive into a brutally honest review of Santorini's Petit Palace Suites! Discover its hidden gems, luxurious perks (and a few minor quirks!), all while I stumble through my personal Santorini saga. Accessibility, dining, spa, and more – it's all here, baby!
First Impressions (and a near-meltdown):
Landing in Santorini is an experience. It's like stepping into a postcard, then immediately realizing the postcard is actually a ridiculously steep, winding road with a very aggressive donkey cart. The airport transfers, thankfully, are usually smooth. Petit Palace Suites, in my memory, felt a world away, even though it was a relatively easy ride.
The first thing that hit me? The view. Oh. My. God. The caldera. It smacks you in the face and steals your breath. Seriously, pictures don't do it justice. You literally gasp. Getting to the lobby felt like climbing a tiny mountain, but I was instantly greeted by an enthusiastic doorman, and the staff (and, I must add, I'm a sucker for a good welcome drink) were genuinely friendly.
Accessibility - The Good with the (Slightly) Messy:
Alright, let's get down to brass tacks. Accessibility is crucial for me, and while Petit Palace Suites isn't perfect, they really try.
Wheelchair Accessible: They have a few rooms designed for wheelchair users, but seriously, Santorini itself is a challenge. The hotel has elevators to access the main areas [Elevator]** and the staff are always willing to assist. The walkways, as mentioned before, are often tricky, but they have ramps in all the right places. It's not going to be a walk in the park (excuse the pun), but they made a real effort.
Facilities for Disabled Guests: [Facilities for disabled guests] The hotel does a pretty good job with accommodations, there is elevators that can get you to all the key areas.
Getting Around: [Airport transfer, Taxi service, Car park [on-site], Valet parking] Booking a transfer beforehand is a must, the hotel has a shuttle service and a valet parking.
"Things to Do" (And Mostly Fail At):
Okay, I’m not the best when it comes to relaxing. Petit Palace Suites, however, practically forces you into relaxation.
The Spa: The spa, [Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Sauna, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap] was a game-changer. The "Caldera Calm" massage (which I’m pretty sure was just me whimpering and sighing for an hour) was pure bliss. I felt, for the moment, like a limp noodle. A very expensive, very happy limp noodle. The sauna and steam room are top-notch (just try not to accidentally set your towel on fire, like someone I know…).
Pool with a View: [Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view]The infinity pool, overlooking the caldera? Forget it. I spent most of my time looking at it, too afraid to get my hair wet. But it looked amazing! I have to admit that for about 20 minutes I did my best to get out there, and you could see the caldera and the sun sinking, and it felt like if this moment was going to be replicated in heaven.
Fitness Center: [Fitness center, Gym/fitness] I saw the gym. I walked around it. I went back to my room and ordered room service. Yeah, that's about sums it up.
Other ways to relax: [Foot bath] It has a foot bath, that's all.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Odyssey!
This is where things get truly glorious. I have zero regrets, and several extra chins, thanks to the food situation.
Restaurants: [Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant] The food was delicious. The restaurants at the Petit Palace Suites are fantastic. The Asian cuisine was a great start. The desserts were heaven sent, I'm still dreaming of the lemon tart.
The Breakfast: [Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast] Forget your diet, the breakfast buffet is an absolute must. The pastries, the fresh fruit, the made-to-order omelets… I died and went to breakfast heaven. Then rolled back into bed. I do have to admit, the variety that comes in your hotel room from the morning is simply amazing, with the option to get some of the things you can have at the main restaurant.
Room Service (My Best Friend): [Room service [24-hour], Bottle of water] Okay, 24-hour room service? Genius. There were nights I’d literally order an entire cheese board and a bottle of local wine and sit on my balcony, watching the sunset. (Don’t judge me.) They also provide a bottle of water, although the tap is safe to drink, still a good touch.
Poolside Bar: [Poolside bar, Coffee shop, Snack bar] I frequented the pool side bar, which was the perfect spot to have a drink, and snacks, while just laying down or just reading a book.
Food Delivery: [Food delivery] I ordered some delivery from another restaurants in the day.
Rooms and Amenities: The Lap of (Mostly) Luxury:
The rooms are… well, they're suites. Gorgeous, spacious suites.
The View (Again): The balcony and the view! [Terrace, Window that opens] It's the star of the show. Just… breathtaking. You are going to spend hours on this balcony, staring out at the sea and the volcanoes. Trust me.
Bed and Bath: [Bathrobes, Slippers, Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Toiletries, Towels, Hair dryer] The bed was ridiculously comfortable. The bathroom was luxurious and well-appointed, with a big tub and separate shower. And the bathrobes and slippers? Pure indulgence.
Modern Conveniences: [Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Free bottled water, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Smoke detector, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone] Every amenity you could need, [Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Free bottled water, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Smoke detector, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone] they were really amazing, with free Wi-Fi in the room, high quality sheets, and all the amenities.
Extra Touches: [Additional toilet, Extra long bed, Interconnecting room(s) available, On-demand movies, Reading light, Scale, Shower, Socket near the bed, Wake-up service] They had all sorts of little extra touches, like an extra toilet, extra long beds, and they were very willing to wake you up if you ask.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound (Most of the Time):
Safety and cleanliness are obviously important, these days…
Cleanliness: [Cleanliness and safety, Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Sterilizing equipment, Staff trained in safety protocol] The staff took everything very seriously, and you always felt that they were trying to clean up everything from possible issues.
Security: [Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Safety/security feature,
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't just a travel itinerary, it's an emotional rollercoaster fueled by feta cheese and the sheer audacity of booking a trip to Santorini. Prepare for a beautiful mess. Here goes:
The Chaos of Santorini: A Petit Palace Suite & My Existential Crisis
Day 1: Arrival (or, How I Nearly Died of Beauty)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up in a cold sweat in a London hotel, convinced I'd missed my flight. Turns out, I hadn't – just the crippling anxiety of leaving reality behind. Dragged myself to Heathrow, fuelled by lukewarm coffee and a desperate prayer to the travel gods. Found a bag of salty nuts, the perfect start to a trip.
- Afternoon (1:30 PM): Landed in Santorini. Good lord. The airport's tiny, chaos reigns, a symphony of luggage wheels and frantic greetings. I'm pretty sure I've never seen so many sunburnt, happy people in one place. The air…the air smells of salt and something I can't quite place, a hint of magic maybe? Found an overpriced taxi.
- Afternoon (2:30 PM): Arrived at Petit Palace Suites. Okay, okay, this place is actually ridiculously gorgeous. White everything. Infinity pool overlooking the caldera. I think I might cry? Not sure if it's the beauty or pure exhaustion. The suite is palatial, but I instantly managed to trip over my own suitcase and nearly faceplant into a pristine white couch. Nailed it.
- Afternoon (3:30 PM): Unpacked (mostly). Threw my suitcase in the corner, decided that 'folding' was a bridge too far. The view from the balcony is actually obscene. Like, it's doing things to my soul.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Wandered into Oia. Oh. My. Gods. The sunsets. People claim it's the best in the world, and honestly, they're probably right. Shoulder to shoulder with other sunset worshippers, and all I could do was be utterly speechless. Chugged a glass of wine after.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Dinner at a taverna. Ate way too much grilled octopus (my stomach is now questioning my life choices), and struggled to communicate with the waiter. Managed to order what looked like a 'Greek salad with a side of existential dread'.
- Evening (9:30 PM): Back at the suite, attempting to process the day. Note to self: pack less, embrace the mess, and maybe invest in some waterproof mascara.
Day 2: Exploring & Existentialism (or, My Quest for the Perfect Instagram Shot)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Woke up, staring at the ceiling, wondering if the beauty was a hallucination. Nope, still gorgeous. Ordered breakfast to the room (Greek yogurt with honey, because, duh). Sat on the balcony, feeling like a queen (or a very tired, jet-lagged peasant).
- Morning (10:30 AM): Decided I needed to be active. Tried to walk to the nearby village. Got lost within five minutes, almost fell off a cliff (slight exaggeration), and eventually found my way back to the hotel, defeated but alive. This is where I learned real fast, that I needed a scooter.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Lunch at a cute cafe: found the best gyros ever, and ordered a second one before the first was finished. Realized I was officially in a food coma.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Attempted to take photos of the white-washed buildings. Quickly decided it was impossible. There are just too many, and every single one is perfect. Everyone else seemed to be doing fine… I took photos nevertheless.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Drove a scooter from the hotel to the Red Beach, now I felt like a real tourist. The place was busy with other tourists, but the views were amazing!
- Evening (7:00 PM): Sunset in Oia (again). This time, I strategically positioned myself away from the crowds (or, at least, I tried). Managed to capture, one or two shots, but mostly absorbed the moment.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Dinner at a fancy restaurant. Ordered a bottle of wine (because, self-care!). The food was exceptional, but I was feeling oddly melancholy. The vastness of the ocean? The realization that I was a small, insignificant speck in the universe? Probably both.
- Evening (11:00 PM): Back in the suite, staring at the caldera and overthinking everything. Decided that being a speck can be beautiful, especially with a view like this.
Day 3: The Caldera Boat Trip & The Crisis of Perfection (or, Will I Ever Be Instagram-Worthy?)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Woke up with a raging sunburn (lesson learned… apply sunscreen!). Chugged fluids, and decided I wouldn't be defeated!
- Morning (10:00 AM): Boat trip to the volcanic islands and hot springs. The boat was filled with people who looked far more prepared than I was (sun hats, cool bags, the works). I spent the entire time wondering if I had the right kind of swimsuit.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Swam in the hot springs. The water was warm, vaguely sulfuric, and surprisingly relaxing. I ended up chatting with a couple from New York about the pros/cons of avocado toast.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Back on the boat, feeling smug (I took the plunge!). The boat sailed along the coastline, passing the cliffside villages.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): The captain decided to do a cliff dive. It looked so easy, but I found myself frozen with fear. I ended up slowly wading into the ocean, which felt like forever, but it was better than standing in one place.
- Afternoon (6:00 PM): Attempted to take photos from the suite's balcony. Failed miserably. The light was wrong. The angle was off. My hair wouldn't cooperate. I had a full-blown meltdown.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Dinner in the town, and ordered a simple salad with a glass of wine.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Back at the suite, and sat on the balcony staring at the stars. I am now at peace, knowing that everything is perfect.
Day 4: Departure (or, the bittersweet goodbye)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Last breakfast on the balcony. Trying to savor every moment, while simultaneously panicking about leaving this little slice of heaven.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Last walk around the place. Took way too many final pictures. Started a mental list of 'things I'll miss'.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Checking out of the hotel. It felt like leaving a dream.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Heading toward the airport.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Waiting for the flight. Trying not to cry.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Took off, leaving Santorini behind, but taking the memories forever.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Back home. The real world is coming. I can't believe it's already done. I miss being there more than anything.
- Evening (9:00 PM): End.
Note: This itinerary is subject to change based on spontaneous decisions, food cravings, and existential crises. Remember, the best travel experiences are often the ones that go a little bit wrong. And remember: no vacation is complete without at least one dramatic overreaction. Now go forth, and embrace the chaos!
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