Lanzarote Dream Villa: Heated Pool, Ocean Views, AC! (Book Now!)
Lanzarote Dream Villa: Heated Pool, Ocean Views, AC! (Book Now!)
Lanzarote Dream Villa: Heated Pool, Ocean Views, AC! (Book Now!) – A Review That’s Way More Than Just Bullet Points (Prepare for Honesty!)
Alright, alright, settle in, because you’re about to get the real Lanzarote Dream Villa experience, not some sanitized brochure! I’m not just gonna regurgitate the features; I'm gonna tell you what it felt like. And yeah, it got a little messy at times, but who wants perfect anyway? Let's dive in!
Overall Vibe: Paradise… with a Few Hiccups.
First impressions? Stunning. Seriously. The ocean views? Unreal. Made you feel like you were floating in a turquoise dream. The heated pool? A lifesaver when the wind decided to be a little… vigorous. The AC? Oh, sweet, blessed AC. Especially after that epic sun-drenched exploration. This place oozes potential for a perfect getaway. But, and there's always a but, it's not perfect. We'll get to that. Breathe.
Accessibility:
Okay, this is important, so I’ll get slightly more serious. This villa is listed as having facilities for disabled guests. I can't speak as an expert, but I noted a couple of things that felt thoughtful, like the elevator (yes!). But take a good look at the specific details on the booking site to confirm if it truly matches your needs. It’s crucial.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe (Mostly)
The anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas were reassuring, especially given everything that's going on globally. Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere (thank goodness!), and the staff wore masks diligently. I actually felt safely relaxed, which is a big plus these days. Rooms were supposedly sanitized between stays, but honestly? My mind occasionally drifted to the state of the previous renter… which, you know, is probably normal for a germaphobe like me. The kitchen equipment looked sanitized, which was a big win, since I intended to cook.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Sometimes Bumpy)
The villa itself doesn't have restaurants, which is a shame. But, the whole "villa" experience kinda frees you up to be your own chef (or hire one!) or explore the island's culinary scene. I did a little of both.
Breakfast in the Room: Okay, they advertised this. It sounded amazing. Reality? It was a bit… basic. The breakfast takeaway wasn’t anything spectacular. I mean, it was fine. But after a few days, I longed for something more. I ended up foraging for the perfect bakery and making my own breakfasts. And let me tell you… it was glorious. The villa's kitchen was well-equipped, and that made a huge difference.
Snack Bar: I wouldn't say I “found” a snack bar, though they do have a convenience store, but the nearest one didn't have things to eat other than things that are not very healthy. So, bring snacks.
Restaurants in General: There are a ton of restaurants nearby, but I can't vouch for the quality or anything. I spent all my time cooking at the villa or laying by the pool.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Poolside Bliss, Then… Less Bliss.
The pool. Oh, the pool! Heated and with that view! Glorious. Spent hours there, just… being. It was the highlight. The pool with a view is worth the whole adventure, to be honest.
Spa/Sauna: Didn't try these options, but they are available.
Fitness Center: Didn't visit
Body Wrap/Body Scrub/Massage: These are available, but I did not experiment with these.
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag
- Airport Transfer: Efficient, timely, helpful. Easy.
- Concierge: Helpful for recommendations.
- Daily Housekeeping: Efficient and kept the place tidy.
- Laundry Service: Super convenient, especially after all that pool time!
- Wi-Fi: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Worked like a charm (usually)
- Car Park: Free and on-site, which is a huge plus.
- Air Conditioning: Essential. Seriously, essential. The Lanzarote sun is no joke.
- 24-hour front desk: I actually found this super comforting. Peace of mind.
- Cashless payment service: Definitely came in handy and was super useful.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly (But Consider Your Crew)
They market this as kid-friendly. I went sans children. This place looks great for kids, with the pool.
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials… Plus Some Surprises
Okay, let's get into the nitty-gritty of the room. They nailed the basics:
- Air Conditioning: Praise be!
- Free Wi-Fi: Worked like a charm - 90% of the time.
- Coffee/Tea Maker: Essential for morning rituals.
- Hair Dryer: Saved my hair from disaster.
- In-room safe box: Always a good idea.
- Mini Bar: Stocked, but pricey.
- Private Bathroom: Always a plus.
- Satellite/Cable Channels: Fine, but honestly, who watches TV with that view?!
- Wake-up Service: Used it once, worked like a charm.
The extra long bed was, well, long (good for tall people). The blackout curtains worked marvelously for that oh-so-necessary midday nap.
The One Thing I'll Never Forget: The Pool, the Pool, the Pool! (And a Tiny Disaster)
Okay, I told you I'd get carried away. Here we go. The pool. It's the reason to book this place. Seriously. Floating in that crystal-clear water, gazing at the ocean… pure bliss. Sunsets were magnificent, watching the colors morph and shift. I spent literal hours just… floating. It was therapeutic, meditative, heavenly. This is where the magic happens.
Now, for the "tiny disaster" part. There was that one afternoon when I decided to be extra adventurous. I took a deep breath and jumped. Later, it turned out, that, uh, I didn't realize the water was quite so deep. My foot bumped, and I hit a tiny, sharp corner of the pool. The next few hours involved a bit of panic. It wasn’t a huge deal, but it was a reminder that even paradise has its rough edges. (No major injuries, thank goodness.)
Bottom Line: Go For It… But Manage Expectations and Prep!
Would I recommend Lanzarote Dream Villa? Absolutely. The views are mind-blowing, the pool is worth the price of admission, and the villa is mostly well-equipped. But… be realistic.
- Go early: Try and book during their off season, maybe April or May will give you better prices.
- Check the Accessibility Details Carefully:
- Bring your own good snacks and breakfast items:
- Prep for the sun:
This isn’t a perfectly polished resort experience. It’s a villa. And that's what makes it charming. You're trading some convenience for privacy and space. Embrace the imperfections, pack your sunscreen, and prepare to be amazed. You might even have a little adventure of your own. I did, and I wouldn't trade it for anything. Now go book it already!
Escape to Paradise: FLC Quy Nhon's Luxurious Beachfront GetawayAlright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is… the Lanzarote Adventure of a Lifetime (Probably, Unless I Mess It Up), all fueled by copious amounts of caffeine and the burning desire to actually, finally, RELAX. We're talking Villa Mare Bella Chao – sea view, heated pool (thank the sweet baby Jesus), AC, the whole shebang. I'm already getting goosebumps, and not from the AC. More like… anticipation. And maybe a little pre-trip fear. Let's dive in, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival and Total Bliss (Maybe?)
Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM):
- 7:00 AM: Wake up in a panicked sweat, convinced I've overslept and missed the flight. Nope, just overthinking. Again. Coffee. Massive coffee. Strongest stuff I can find.
- 8:00 AM: Airport chaos. Always. Finding parking is a competitive sport. Trying to remember where I packed my passport. Praying the suitcase isn't over the weight limit (it totally is).
- 10:00 AM (ish): Flight! Window seat secured. This is where the "vacation mode" starts… hopefully. Trying not to hog the armrest. Watching the clouds drift by. Thinking about how I'm going to spend the time on the plane to relax, read books, play games, etc…
- 12:00 PM: Arrive in Arrecife. Breathe. The air smells different already. Something… salty and exciting. Where's that rental car? Okay, deep breaths. Let's not completely screw this up from the start.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 6:00 PM):
- 1:00 PM: Find the rental car… and possibly weep a little at the size of it (it's tiny). Navigate the roads. Google Maps is my only friend. Praying I didn't choose the wrong side of the road. Which I probably will at least once.
- 2:00 PM: Check in to Villa Mare Bella Chao! The moment of truth. Will it look like the pictures? Will I instantly fall in love? Will I accidentally set the place on fire? (Okay, maybe that last one is unlikely, but the thought is always there.)
- 2:30 PM: The villa! Oh. My. God. It's even better than the photos. The sea view is epic. The pool is sparkling. My jaw has dropped. Actually, I'm pretty sure it's still on the floor.
- 3:00 PM: Unpack… or at least attempt to. Get distracted by the pool. Okay, first swim. Must. Dive. In. Now.
- 4:00 PM: Pool time! Float. Sunshine. Actual, genuine relaxation. This is the life. This is why I worked my butt off all year.
- 5:00 PM: Realizing I'm already getting sunburnt. Slathering on sunscreen, AGAIN.
- 6:00 PM: That first evening beer on the terrace, watching the sunset. Pure, unadulterated perfection.
Evening (6:00 PM - onwards):
- 7:00 PM: Grocery shopping for the week. Trying to decipher the Spanish labels. End up buying something that looks suspiciously like pickled… something. We'll find out later.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at the villa. Maybe. Possibly. Probably? Depends on how ambitious I'm feeling after the grocery store adventure. If the pickled mystery item doesn't kill us, we'll make it!
- 9:00 PM: Stumbling into bed. Exhausted but happy. Already can't wait for tomorrow. Knowing full well I'll be up at 3 AM worrying if I remembered to lock the front door.
Day 2: Exploring the Island – With a Side of Panic
Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM):
- 8:00 AM: Wake up early thanks to that 3 AM lock-the-door anxiety. Coffee. And more coffee. Need to shake off the first day's tiredness.
- 9:00 AM: Head for Timanfaya National Park. This is a must-see, I hear! The volcanic landscapes look otherworldly. I'm secretly hoping for a dramatic, cinematic experience, like being on the set of a sci-fi movie.
- 10:00 AM: Timanfaya is… incredible! The colors, the textures… it's like being on another planet. So many photos. So many oohs and aahs.
- 11:00 AM: The demonstration of the geothermal activity is cool. Literally. The heat is intense. Feeling like I could fry an egg on the ground! Realizing I probably should have brought a hat. And more water.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 6:00 PM):
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Finding a local restaurant, hopefully not too touristy. Ordering something I don't understand but sounds delicious. Hoping it doesn't involve that pickled mystery item.
- 1:00 PM: Attempting to navigate the roads again. This time, with slightly more confidence. Still, the GPS lady's voice is a little condescending, isn't she?
- 2:00 PM: The Cueva de los Verdes. An amazing lava cave! Wowing over the formations. Feeling a little claustrophobic.
- 3:00 PM: Jameos del Agua -- another Cesar Manrique creation. The auditorium! The pool! The vibe! This is beautiful! (The lighting is also amazing, and I'm suddenly very aware of how much I need a haircut).
- 4:00 PM: Accidentally end up on a bumpy dirt road because someone (me) missed a turn. Praying the tiny rental car doesn't fall apart.
- 5:00 PM: A brief moment of panic. Realizing I have zero Spanish language skills. Trying to ask for gas anyway. Smiling a LOT. Gesturing wildly. Eventually, succeed. Hallelujah!
- 6:00 PM: Back at Villa Mare Bella Chao, slightly frazzled but in one piece. Time to decompress.
Evening (6:00 PM - onwards):
- 7:00 PM: Cooking dinner at the villa (or attempting to). Discovering what the pickled mystery item actually is. (Turns out it's… not as bad as I thought!)
- 8:00 PM: Another sunset beer. Pure bliss.
- 9:00 PM: Stargazing! The sky is incredible here. Wondering if I can actually spot a constellation. Probably not. Falling asleep with the stars glittering over my head.
Day 3: Beach Day and Regret (Followed by Redemption)
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM):
- 9:00 AM: Wake up feeling a little… tender. Sunburn is a cruel master. Coffee. And… more coffee.
- 10:00 AM: Off to Playa de Papagayo, supposed to be one of the most beautiful beaches on the island. Packing the essentials: sunscreen (volume 7!), hat, towel, water.
- 10:30 AM: Realizing I forgot my sunglasses. Sigh.
- 11:00 AM: Playa de Papagayo. Crystal-clear water, golden sand… it’s stunning. The perfect beach!
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 6:00 PM):
- 12:00 PM: Swimming, and more Swimming.
- 1:00 PM: Laying on the Beach, getting way too much sun. Feeling that sunburn creep back in.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch at a beach shack. Fish. It was delicious.
- 3:00 PM: Napping on the beach.
- 4:00 PM: Waking up with the sun beating down on my face. Realizing I’ve probably doubled down on the sunburn. Regret. So much regret.
- 5:00 PM: Leaving the beach, a little lobster-colored. Trying to look graceful despite the burning.
- 6:00 PM: Back at the villa. Immediately heading for the shade. Applying aloe vera like it's going out of style. Praying to the sunburn gods for mercy.
Evening (6:00 PM - onwards):
- 7:00 PM: Actually, maybe I’m hungry. Dinner, with lots of soothing aloe in hand.
- **8
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