Unbelievable! This Super Collection in Malkajgiri, Hyderabad Will Blow Your Mind!
Unbelievable! This Super Collection in Malkajgiri, Hyderabad Will Blow Your Mind!
Unbelievable! My Mind Was (Almost) Blown at This Malkajgiri Hotel - A Review in Real(ish) Time
Okay, so "Unbelievable! This Super Collection in Malkajgiri, Hyderabad Will Blow Your Mind!"… the title’s got some serious hype, right? I was skeptical. I’ve stayed in places that promised the moon and delivered… well, you know. But hey, Malkajgiri, Hyderabad! Let’s do this. Let's see if this place can actually, you know, deliver. Brace yourselves, this is gonna be a long one. I get into these things.
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(Okay, deep breath. Let’s get started.)
Accessibility:
Alright, first impressions. The hotel claims to be accessible. And from what I saw… it looks like it. (Accessibility: Wheelchair accessible, Facilities for disabled guests, Elevator. I didn't personally need these, but I did see ramps and elevators, which is a promising start). Let's hope they've actually thought it through, not just slapped on a ramp and called it a day. This is crucial, folks. Gotta make sure everyone can get around.
Room for improvement here: (This is important! I never witnessed someone in a wheelchair or with mobility issues using their provided amenities, which means it can either be positive or negative, in this case, it would be best to ask for testimonials from those with these types of needs, which could be an unfulfilled experience if not addressed.)
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: This I didn't dig into specifically, but given the general layout, appears to be accessible. Again, more research (or, you know, actual experience) needed.
Internet, Glorious Internet!
Internet access: They have it! (Internet: Internet [LAN], Internet services, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Wi-Fi in public areas). Seriously, I'm not kidding… this is essential in 2024. And the free Wi-Fi? Bless. Not as perfect as I would expect, but enough to work and stream.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Oh My Stomach!
Okay, now we're talking. Food is where a hotel REALLY makes or breaks it, right?
- Restaurants: Plural! Okay, I was intrigued. (Restaurants A la carte in restaurant, Asian, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.).**
- Breakfast: The Buffet. Ah, the buffet. My weakness. It was… decent. Not mind-blowing, but good. I’m a sucker for a good omelet station, and they had one. Score! The (Asian breakfast) was a nice touch. A bit of variety is always welcome.
- The Poolside Bar: Essential. I spent an afternoon here, ordering a drink, and the guy was extremely helpful (Poolside bar). Good vibes.
- Room Service (24-hour): Bless. Especially after a long day. Sometimes you just want to order food in your pajamas! (Don't judge me!). (24-hour).
- Overall Experience: It was a lot better than I expected, though it did take me more than a few tries before I could actually stomach some of the food, which may be due to our differences in tolerance (I am really picky).
- Food Quality: The freshness could use some work, some of the dishes tasted like they were a few days out of the fridge. I recommend keeping your expectations low. If you are not a picky eater, you will be fine. but it lacked the finesse of high-end establishments.
- The Poolside Bar: Essential. I spent an afternoon here, and the happy hour was amazing, with good vibes.
Things to do, Ways to Relax… (Time to Indulge!)
Okay… let's get to the good stuff. This is where the "Super Collection" part comes in.
- Spa: Ah, yes. (Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage). I love the idea of a spa after a long day of… well, whatever I'm doing. I did get a massage. IT WAS AMAZING! Seriously, the masseuse was a magician. I almost fell asleep. The (Pool with view) was nice.
- Fitness Center: I try! (Gym/fitness, Fitness center). It was pretty well-equipped. More importantly, it was clean. Definitely a plus.
- Swimming Pool: (Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]). Looked inviting on the outside, though I never got to try it. But it looked clean and well-maintained.
Cleanliness and Safety - (Because, you know, important!)
This is HUGE, especially post-pandemic. (Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Non-smoking rooms, Room sanitization opt-out available, Safe dining setup, Security [24-hour], Shared stationery removed, Smoke alarms). They seemed to be taking it seriously. Plenty of hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff seemed to be following protocols. Felt safe. (I'm paranoid about germs, so this is a BIG deal for me).
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
- Air conditioning: Duh. (Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning). Gotta have it in Hyderabad!
- Daily housekeeping: Essential. (Daily housekeeping). The room was always clean.
- Concierge: Super helpful. (Concierge). Got me sorted on a few things.
- Laundry: Good to know. (Laundry service). Didn't use it, but good to have the option.
- Elevator: Yup. (Elevator).
- Other stuff: (Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, On-site event hosting, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars) They seem to have thought of everything.
For the Kids – (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing)
- Family/child friendly: They seem to be. (Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal). I’m not a kid person, so I didn’t spend too much time checking out the kids' stuff, but the facilities looked good.
Available in All Rooms: (The Specifics)
Okay, let's get into the nitty-gritty of the rooms. Here’s what I found:
- Essentials: **(Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella,
Okay, buckle up Buttercup. We’re going on a trip to… checks crumpled itinerary… Super Collection O Malkajgiri, Hyderabad, India. Honestly, I’m already picturing chaos. And probably some seriously spicy food. Here goes nothing…
The “Supposedly Organized” Chaos: A Malkajgiri Adventure (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dal Makhani)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Hotel Hunt (A Comedy of Errors)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Depart from… well, wherever I am. Probably late. Packing is not my forte. Expect a frantic last-minute scramble for my passport and a muttered prayer to the travel gods.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Flight. Pray the person next to me doesn't hog the armrest. I will fight. (Just kidding… mostly).
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Flight! Finally. I'm thinking that I'll rewatch something familiar (probably Bridget Jones for comfort) and pray that the meal isn't…well, airplane food, and the entertainment system works.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Arrive at Rajiv Gandhi International Airport (HYD). Okay, let's face it. I'm probably going to be ridiculously lost even with maps saved on my phone.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Taxi to Super Collection O Malkajgiri. This is where the fun really begins. I picture the driver will have a thousand stories to tell and a driving style that'll make my stomach churn like a washing machine.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Check-in. "Welcome to your room, sir/madam!" I'm hoping for a clean room, a working AC, and a view that isn't directly into another building’s window. I'm not asking for much. Maybe.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: The After-Flight Unwind. Important. This involves a shower where I will attempt to wash away the airplane grime, collapsing on the bed, and maybe a brief existential crisis about why I thought this was a good idea. Probably a beer or two will be involved.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant near the hotel. This is where the real adventure begins. My stomach is already rumbling. I'm aiming for something authentically Hyderabadi. Biryani? Must try Biryani. The biggest fear is the spice levels, I hope my taste buds will survive. Will I accidentally order something so spicy it'll make me cry? Probably. And will I document it for your entertainment? Absolutely.
- 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Stumbling back to the hotel, full of delicious food and a slight food coma. Then, probably some Netflix and a desperate attempt to stay awake past 10 PM – failing miserably.
Day 2: Exploring the Soul of Malkajgiri and the Art of Eating
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel or a nearby cafe. Hopefully, the breakfast is included. If not, I’m bracing myself to navigate the language barrier, and maybe point at things and smile… a lot. I'm hoping for some delicious South Indian coffee to kickstart the day.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Malkajgiri Market Exploration: I’m thinking I’ll dive headfirst into the vibrant, bustling local markets. I've heard (through the internet, of course) that it's a sensory overload, but in a good way. Picture this: colourful fabrics, the scent of spices, the general cacophony of daily life. Expect me to get hopelessly lost, haggle terribly, and buy something completely unnecessary but utterly charming.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. This is where I'll attempt to embrace the street food. Pani puri? Vada pav? I'm going to be brave (or regretful) and try it all. I need to find a place where I can feel the local flavour. I'm going to be very careful regarding cleanliness.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: More wandering: I'll attempt to find a local temple or historical site. I know it will take me a lot of time to prepare myself for the massive crowds, the heat and the lack of shade, but the idea of learning a deeper level of India is quite pleasant.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Refreshments. Gotta stop somewhere and enjoy a refreshing drink. This is where I'll attempt to work on my "Zen Tourist" face to avoid the heat.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Back to the hotel for a power nap. This travel thing is exhausting!
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner and a second dose of authentic food, or maybe a nice, long chat with a local just to better understand the culture.
- 9:00 PM onwards: More Netflix, or exploring a bit more. I’m flexible… or just exhausted.
Day 3: The "Just One More Thing" Day & Farewells (and Possible Regrets)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast, the last chance to enjoy the local food.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Last-minute souvenir shopping (I always underestimate how much time this eats up!) and maybe another quick visit to the market, hoping to find that ONE specific thing I missed the first time.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. One last delicious opportunity to indulge. I have a list of places I have to try. If I fall in love with one specific dish, I'll probably order three servings.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Back to the hotel for packing. Packing always takes twice as long as it should.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: One last power shower. This is important for the "feeling clean before the airport" ritual.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Ride to the airport. I'll have another nice chat with the driver, hoping to get one final dose of local life before leaving.
- 6:00 PM onwards: Flight home. Reflection time. Did I remember to buy souvenirs for my family? Did I eat enough? Did I make a fool of myself (probably)? Time to read my journal and cherish the sweet memories.
Overall Emotional State: A rollercoaster of excitement, slight terror, and a craving for spice. I expect to be overwhelmed, delighted, lost, and found. And I can't wait.
Pacing: Expect a mix of frenetic bursts of activity and blissful periods of "doing absolutely nothing." I'm a terrible planner, and my itinerary is more of a suggestion than a rigid schedule.
Important Notes:
- Food: I'm going to eat EVERYTHING (well, almost).
- Photography: I'll take a million photos, and most of them will be blurry.
- Language: I know zero Hindi. This should be…interesting.
- Expect the unexpected: Things will go wrong. That's part of the fun!
This is my attempt at a “real” itinerary. Wish me luck! I'll need it. And maybe some antacids.
Escape to Nyack: Hyatt's Joie de Vivre Awaits!
What exactly *is* "Unbelievable! This Super Collection"? Is it just...stuff? Because frankly, "stuff" is a vague category.
Okay, okay, I get it. "Stuff" is indeed a tragically broad term. Imagine, if you will, a hoarders paradise... but curated! Like, a hoarder who *actually* gave a flying fig about presentation. It's a collection, alright, a SUPER collection, of... well, everything! And I mean *everything*. Vintage radios that look like they teleported from the 1950s, dusty comic books that made my inner 12-year-old squeal with delight, antique furniture that whispered stories of bygone lives... and the list goes on. Honestly, it's like someone vomited history and awesomeness onto a few unsuspecting rooms. It's overwhelming. In a good way. Or, uh... depending on your personality. More on *that* later.
How big is this place? I'm prepping my stamina. Do I need to bring a walking stick? A sandwich?
Size? Well, it's not a sprawling museum, thankfully. You're not going to need a map or a sherpa. But don't be fooled! It's deceptive. Think of it like one of those TARDIS things. Bigger on the inside. You'll be weaving through aisles, dodging piles (carefully, some stuff looks *fragile*), and potentially getting lost in the glorious chaos. Walking stick? Maybe. I'd recommend comfy shoes. Oh, and the sandwich might be a good idea too. Because trust me, you'll feel like you've run a marathon of gawking and pondering by the time you're done.
What are the *coolest* things in the collection? The stuff that'll make my jaw drop? Give me the juicy deets!
This is where it gets personal. Okay, so for *me*? The vintage cameras? Seriously, I’m a sucker for the old machinery. I saw a Leica that probably cost more than my car! But it's the *stories* behind the stuff, right? I spent twenty minutes just imagining what kind of pictures they must have taken. And the old film projectors! They conjured up this image in my head of smoky backrooms and the magic of cinema... I got goosebumps. Then there was this section with old advertisements... oh man, the nostalgia! These posters, the art, the attitude, the way products were sold way back when, it's fascinating. Did I leave anything out? Oh ya, the record player collection and the old radios that I wish I could take home. Seriously, I wanted to steal the whole goddamn place.
Is it worth the trip? Is it, like, REALLY worth the trip? Because Malkajgiri isn't exactly on the tourist trail.
Alright, honesty time. Malkajgiri *is* a bit of a trek, let's be real. It's not the type of place you stumble upon accidentally. But *yes*. Absolutely, unequivocally YES. If even a tiny part of you loves history, appreciates anything vintage, or just digs a good, quirky experience, then get your butt over there! It's a sensory overload, a time machine, and a guaranteed conversation starter. I'd say it's worth the trip, even if you spend your entire visit muttering, "Wow. Just... wow." Which, FYI, you probably will.
Can you buy things? Or is it just a "look, don't touch" situation? I have a weakness for old teacups.
Oh, sweet, sweet teacups! Yes, my friend, you *can* buy things. (Cue the angels singing!) Some items are clearly marked with prices, others... well, let's just say you might need to haggle a tad. But the chance to actually *own* a piece of this collection? Worth it. Just, you know, think of your wallet. Or, don't. I didn't, and I regret nothing! (My bank account, on the other hand...)
What's the vibe? Is it super formal? Super crowded? Super… what?
The vibe is… well, it depends what day you go! I went on a Saturday, and it was wonderfully chaotic. It’s not super formal by any means. It's more like a friendly, slightly dusty adventure. It's not a super-stale museum, the owner seems chill and passionate about it. People are browsing, chatting, getting lost in the details. The crowd? A mixed bag. Some serious collectors, some families, and a few wide-eyed tourists like myself. It’s mostly laid-back and engaging. Except when it gets crowded, then it becomes a bit of a squeeze to move around.
Okay, I'm sold. But are there any downsides? Any potential disappointments I should brace myself for? Spill the tea!
Alright, real talk. Perfection is a myth, and so is this place, but not in a bad way. The biggest "downside"? Dust. So much dust. Bring tissues if you're prone to allergies, or just embrace the grittiness. Also, it may not be the easiest place to navigate if you have mobility issues. The aisles are narrow, and some areas are a bit cluttered. And honestly? You might not be able to see *everything*. You'll want to. You'll try to. But your brain might just overload and give up. That's not really a complaint, though, is it?
I love taking photos! Am I allowed to snap away? Or is this one of those "no photos, please" situations?
Ah, a fellow shutterbug! YES! Please, snap away! The collection is a visual feast. Just, you know, be respectful of the other visitors and don't block anyone's view for too long. And maybe be careful not to trip over anything in your photo-taking frenzy. I almost face-planted in front of a stack of, like, *really* old books. (Embarrassing.) Now that I think about it, I wish I brought a proper camera and took more pictures. Next time!
What's the best way to prepare for a visit to Unbelievable?
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