Escape to Paradise: Ahnluh Lanting Shaoxing's Luxurious Retreat
Escape to Paradise: Ahnluh Lanting Shaoxing's Luxurious Retreat
Escape to Paradise? Shaoxing's Ahn Luh Lanting: A Review From a Slightly Overwhelmed (But Ultimately Smitten) Traveler
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this review of Ahn Luh Lanting in Shaoxing, China, is going to be a little…scattered. Like, my brain after a week of pure spa bliss scattered. I've been promising myself this review for ages, but honestly? Just thinking about the level of luxury this place oozes makes me want to curl up in a bathrobe and never leave. So, let's dive into the chaos, shall we?
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Accessibility: The Good, the Okay, and the "Hmm…"
First off, the accessibility. This is important. Ahn Luh Lanting generally feels like they've put a good amount of thought into this. There's definitely wheelchair accessibility in play, especially in the public areas. Elevators? Check. Ramps? Check. They even have facilities for disabled guests, which is a solid start. But the devil, as always, is in the details. I didn't personally need full wheelchair access, so I can't give a definitive answer on things like how easy maneuvering might be in specific room setups. So, a tentative "thumbs up" with a recommendation to contact them directly to confirm specific needs.
The On-Site Paradise: Restaurants, Lounges, and the Eternal Search for a Seat (and a Cocktail)
This is where things start to get…complicated. (In a good way!) The restaurants! Oh. My. Goodness. They are stunning. And there's a ton of variety. We're talking Asian breakfast (which, by the way, is a culinary adventure in itself), Western breakfast (perfect for when you're feeling less adventurous and more…hungry), Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant. The food quality is phenomenal, but the sheer choice can be overwhelming in the best way.
Then there's the poolside bar. Picture this: you’ve just had an incredible massage (more on that later), you're draped in a fluffy robe, the sun is setting over the water… and you desperately need a cocktail. Finding a seat at the bar, though? That was the hunt. I swear, it was more competitive than Black Friday. They were packed every evening, and occasionally, I felt like I was battling seasoned loungers for prime position. Totally worth it for those sunset views and perfectly crafted drinks, though. The Happy Hour was a definite highlight – because who doesn’t love a discounted Aperol Spritz after a day of being pampered?
We also spent a considerable amount of time at the coffee shop. I'm not a huge coffee drinker, but the atmosphere was just so relaxing, and they had some seriously addictive teas. The snack bar proved to be a lifesaver when the hunger pangs hit between meals.
Let's Talk Spa: Where Bliss Kicks In (and Regret Evaporates)
Okay, the spa. The spa. This is where Ahn Luh Lanting truly earns its "escape to paradise" moniker. I’m not even going to pretend to be objective here; I was utterly smitten. The sheer number of ways to relax is almost intimidating. Body scrubs, body wraps, massages of every stripe. I lost count of how many treatments I indulged in.
The pool with a view? Forget about it. I could have happily floated there for days, staring at the serene scenery. They had a sauna, a steamroom, and what felt like about a million different ways to melt into a puddle of relaxation. Every treatment was expertly delivered. My masseuse was an absolute artist. I walked out of there feeling like I'd been reborn, all my stresses and worries melting away like ice cream on a summer day. I probably went back for a massage every single day. No regrets. Zero.
Cleanliness and Safety: So Clean You Could Eat Off It (Probably. Never Actually Tried.)
Okay, this is something they clearly take seriously. In the post-COVID world, this is crucial. They were on it. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Yep. Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely. Hand sanitizer everywhere you looked. The staff's commitment to safety was palpable; they were clearly trained in safety protocol. I felt really safe. They even had doctor/nurse on call, which, while I (thankfully) didn't need, was reassuring. The fact they were taking precautions was impressive.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Wonderland (and a Few Minor Quibbles)
Let's keep diving in, shall we? As mentioned, the food and beverage options are phenomenal. From the à la carte in restaurant options to the huge breakfast buffet, you'll not go hungry. Alternative meal arrangement was readily available, which is a nice touch.
The room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver at 3 am. And although I don't love this part of the review, I kind of have to mention it: the buffet in restaurant… it can get busy. Seriously. It's a testament to how good the food is, but be prepared to navigate a bit of a crowd during peak hours. Consider going a little early or a little late for maximum serenity.
And I must add, the desserts in restaurant are nothing short of dangerous. Proceed with caution.
Services and Conveniences: A World of Pampering
Seriously, they've thought of everything. Concierge service? 10/10. Daily housekeeping? Immaculate. Laundry service? Essential after a week of spa treatments (and probably some accidental spillages of delicious cocktails). Food delivery, should you crave it. A gift/souvenir shop for that obligatory "I was there" purchase (which, of course, is a must).
Air conditioning in public area? Yes, please. Cash withdrawal? Absolutely. Currency exchange? Handy. The list goes on.
I did find, however, that getting ahold of someone to arrange a taxi could take a little bit, but you can easily book a taxi service.
For the Kids (if You're Brave Enough to Bring Them):
They are family/child friendly. I saw plenty of kids (and their parents) having a grand old time, which is a testament to the hotel's appeal! They have babysitting service which sounds like an amazing resource.
Rooms That Whisper "Relax": A Deep Dive into the Sanctuary
Okay, let’s talk about the rooms. They are gorgeous. Air conditioning in every room (praise be!), bathrobes, blackout curtains (essential for sleeping off those cocktails), coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, a desk for those who have to work (I didn't, thankfully), a hair dryer, high floor views (if you get lucky), an in-room safe box, an ironing facilities, a mini bar, non-smoking as a standard, a very comfortable seating area, a separate shower/bathtub, amazing slippers, smoke detector, soundproofing that's actually effective, and Wi-Fi [free] that actually works. I had a window that opens, which is important to me.
In my room, there was an additional toilet—super handy when you have a roommate! The beds were extra long. The seating area was big enough to do some yoga. The soundproofing was impeccable: not a peep from the hallways. I feel completely safe because there are safety/security features and smoke alarms. The rooms had towels, a desk, and complimentary tea alongside the coffee/tea maker.
Getting Around: Simple, But Not Without a Few Quirks
Okay, getting to and from the hotel is pretty easy. They offer airport transfer. There are car parks [free of charge] and car park [on-site]. They do, however, have a bicycle parking, not that I used it.
The Verdict: Go. Just Go.
Look, Ahn Luh Lanting in Shaoxing is not perfect. I had minor issues, but the whole experience was magical and amazing. It's expensive, but the sheer level of luxury, the incredible spa, the delicious food, and the generally impeccable service make it worth it. Just…be prepared for crowds at the pool bar, and maybe pack your own personal masseuse (kidding!). For a truly relaxing and rejuvenating escape, this place is hard to beat. I'm already planning my return. Seriously
Makati Loft Steal: 901 Manila Paradise Under Budget!Alright, buckle up, buttercups, 'cause this isn't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is my attempt to wrestle with the sublime and the slightly disappointing at the Ahnluh Lanting Shaoxing Hotel & Resort, China. Prepare for the beautiful, the baffling, and the inevitable moment I lose my phone (probably).
Day 1: Arrival, Awkward Mandarin, and the Quest for the Perfect Tea
14:00 - Touchdown in Hangzhou, then the Great Taxi Hunt: Okay, so the airport was fine. Standard airport-y stuff. The taxi situation, though? Pure chaos. A sea of honking, waving arms, and a very enthusiastic driver who, despite my repeated attempts at "Shaoxing, Ahnluh," seemed convinced I was going to…well, I have no idea. We eventually got there, bless his heart.
16:00 - Checking in and the "Wow" Moment: The Ahnluh. Sigh. Seriously, pictures do NOT do this place justice. It's like stepping into a traditional Chinese painting, all winding paths, bridges over lily ponds, and these ridiculously beautiful old buildings. I accidentally said "ni hao" to a cat, almost tripped over a meticulously placed stone, and then finally choked out a proper "hello" to the utterly serene woman at reception. Check-in? Smooth as silk. My room? A freaking palace. (I suspect there's a bed big enough to sleep a small village in it.)
17:00 - The Tea Ceremony…and My Complete Failure at Grace: Okay, so the hotel offers a tea ceremony. I had to. I pictured myself all zen and graceful, sipping fragrant tea in a silk robe. Reality? A nervous wreck. I fumbled the teacups (thankfully, porcelain is sturdy), poured tea down my sleeve, and looked like I was about to sneeze the entire time. The tea, at least, was amazing. Bitter, earthy, and utterly delicious. Maybe I just need to find the right tea, the right time, or the right tea master, but I'm trying to be better at not ruining things.
19:00 - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant…and the Mystery of the Invisible Menu: The restaurant is stunning. Light, airy, overlooking the water. The food… well, here's where things get a little wobbly. The menu was in Chinese, and my Mandarin is… lets just say the birds outside have more proficiency. I resorted to pointing and hoping. I ordered a dish that sounded like duck. It arrived with a slightly unsettling texture, but I ate it anyway. (Adventure, right?). I ate something that tasted like love, and something that tasted like boiled earthworms. One thing led to another, and I ate everything offered, no matter what. My taste buds are a mystery to me, but my gut feels good.
21:00 - Stumbling Through the Gardens in the Dark and the "Whispers" of History: The gardens at night… incredible. Lit by tiny lanterns, the shadows dancing. I may or may not have gotten a bit lost, but it was the kind of getting lost that makes you feel like you've stumbled into a fairy tale. The stone bridges whispered, the wind rustled the bamboo, and I swear I heard the ghosts of scholars chatting in the distance. Or maybe it was just my stomach rumbling. Either way, pure magic.
Day 2: Doubling Down on the Boat Ride (And a Minor Meltdown)
08:00 - The Bamboo Raft of Dreams (and Sunburn): The hotel offered a boat ride on the Lanting River. The idea was idyllic: Floating serenely down the river, admiring the scenery, feeling the cool breeze. The reality involved a questionable amount of sun exposure (I forgot sunscreen, disaster), a near-miss with a low-hanging branch, and a persistent mosquito that seemed particularly fond of my left ear. But, oh, the scenery! The ancient bridges, the willow trees weeping into the water, the occasional glimpse of a local doing laundry… it was incredibly beautiful, even through my increasingly red face. I even learned a little about the story of Wang Xizhi while I was on the boat, which made it all the better.
10:00 - Breakfast Buffets and the Tyranny of Choice: Breakfast was… overwhelming. The sheer amount of food! I stared at the buffet, paralysed with indecision. Noodles? Congee? Fried dough sticks? Eggs with questionable fillings? I tried a little of everything, and am now considering a second breakfast. Seriously, the best part about this hotel is the food; you’re always satisfied.
13:00 - The Calligraphy Workshop… My Hand's Worst Nightmare: The hotel offers a calligraphy workshop. I, being an admirer of all things beautiful and artistic, thought, "This sounds perfect!" I was wrong. Utterly, spectacularly wrong. My hand cramped, my brushstrokes resembled the scribbles of a toddler, and the instructor (bless her patient heart) looked like she was trying very hard not to laugh. Turns out, it's hard to make the perfect characters! My first attempt looked like a mutated spider, my second, like a badly drawn stick figure. I was humiliated. I'm never touching a calligraphy brush again! (Okay, maybe later… after I've had a stiff drink.)
15:00 - Spa Time (and the Glorious Inevitability of Relaxation): After the calligraphy catastrophe, I needed this. A massage, a steam room, a whole lot of quiet. Absolute bliss. I emerged feeling like a completely different person, all stress and artistic failures washed away. The best part about this hotel is the quietness, and you can be assured to find a calm space after leaving the spa.
19:00 - Dinner, Round 2, and the Triumph of the Tastebuds: Back to the restaurant for dinner. This time, I pointed with more confidence. I'm pretty sure I had some form of delicious braised pork belly. And, of course, the tea. And then many, many other foods. I've decided that if I lived in China, I'd be a very, very large person. But I'd be blissfully happy.
21:00 - The Moonlight Stroll – And the Sudden Urge to Buy a Giant Fan: I’ve had enough of things. The moonlight stroll was back, wandering again. Still, it was just me and the wind and the sounds of nature. I found a little spot amongst bamboo trees and sat down, breathing. I have never felt more at peace. I’m not sure what to make of all of this. I'm completely in love, but I also want a giant fan.
Day 3: Departure, Reflections, and the Unanswered Question of That Duck Dish
09:00 - Last Breakfast…And the Sad Realisation: Ugh. The end. This is the worst. Another buffet. More delicious food I'll possibly never taste again. I'd say I'm going to go back and recreate this menu, but I might be too scared to get that close to the food again.
10:00 - Packing (and the Search for Souvenirs That Don't Scream "Tourist"): Packing is the bane of my existence. Finding anything in my suitcase is hard. The search for “authentic” souvenirs has commenced. I am not returning home with a tiny Great Wall replica or a t-shirt that says "I <3 China" in giant neon letters.
11:00 - Goodbye, Ahnluh, You Beautiful Beast: Saying goodbye to this place is genuinely heartbreaking. It’s given me more than I thought possible. As I write this, I'm looking back and realising I haven't seen a single flaw, no matter how hard I've tried. A tear appears, then evaporates. Will I return? Absolutely. What a place! I have no regrets.
12:00 - The Airport, The Flight, And The Unanswered Question Of The Possibly Questionable Duck: On the plane, I pondered. I’m still not sure what I ate. I still crave it. Was it duck? Was it… something else? The mystery may haunt me forever.
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