Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Luxury 2-Bed Service Apartment!
Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Luxury 2-Bed Service Apartment!
Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Frankly, It's More Like a Gleaming Sapphire (Review!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the strong Vietnamese coffee) on Hanoi's "Hidden Gem: Luxury 2-Bed Service Apartment." Let me just preface this by saying I've seen a lot of hotels. My travel style? Let's call it "adventurous comfort seeker." I want the adventure, the culture, the thrill… but I also require a fluffy robe and a decent espresso machine. This place… well, it mostly delivered. But, like any good story, there were hiccups. Let’s dive in, shall we?
Accessibility… or the Great Elevator Mystery
First off, the basics: Accessibility. The elevator was there, thank goodness! Whew. That was my biggest initial check. Crucial for tired legs and luggages. However, I wouldn't vouch for full wheelchair accessibility. While there was an elevator, I didn't assess for ramps, wide hallways, or modified bathrooms (which, let's be honest, are the real test). So, proceed with caution if you need absolute accessibility.
Cleanliness and Safety: Germ-Free Zone (Mostly)
COVID times, right? So, let’s talk Cleanliness and Safety. They went hard on this. Like, really hard. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Bingo. Professional-grade sanitizing services? Absolutely. I even saw a dude in a hazmat suit wiping down the handles of the elevator. (Okay, maybe not a hazmat suit, but you get the gist!) They had Hand sanitizer everywhere! And they had that Staff trained in safety protocol thing going on, which, you know, is reassuring.
The Room sanitization opt-out available was a nice touch – respecting the germ-phobic and the "I-don't-want-people-in-my-space" types. Rooms sanitized between stays? Definitely. Plus, they had Individually-wrapped food options which, despite the potential for excessive plastic, gave me peace of mind with breakfast. (More on breakfast later.) I also loved the Cashless payment service. So much easier and safer!
My One Tiny, Minor, Possibly Overblown Concern: I also saw a staff member dusting (with a feather duster!) in the hallway… and I'm not sure that's doing much against the invisible nasties. But hey, maybe I'm being picky. Overall, feeling safe and knowing they take hygiene serious is absolutely worth it!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Buffet Bliss and Unexpected Delights (and a Coffee Blunder)
Alright, let's talk about the main event: Dining, drinking, and snacking. The Breakfast [buffet] was… well, it was a thing. Huge. Absolutely massive. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, fruits, pastries, eggs made to order, the works. It was a gluttonous paradise! I'm talking A la carte in restaurant options, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, and even Vegetarian restaurant options. I was in heaven. I loaded up my plate with spring rolls, pho, and (of course) a mountain of pastries.
The Coffee Catastrophe: Okay, here’s where my happiness wobbled a bit. The coffee. Specifically, the (supposedly) "premium" coffee I ordered. I swear, it tasted like burnt motor oil mixed with regret. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was not up to par. I tried ordering an espresso, and it was an absolute abomination. I’m talking, the kind of espresso that makes you question your entire existence. I tried again, and this time tried a cappuccino. The barista was genuinely making an effort, but honestly, it wasn’t much better than the first one. In fact, it was so terrible, that on my third visit the barista knew that I was the “coffee crazy lady” and that he should just bring out the instant coffee sachets! He was right! It was a far better experience. I'm a coffee snob, I admit it. This was a low point. But hey, the rest of the food was pretty great, so I guess you can't win 'em all.
The Poolside bar was a definite highlight. The Happy hour was a godsend (and surprisingly affordable!), and the cocktails were actually delicious. I spent a few pleasant afternoons lounging by the Swimming pool with a drink in hand. There were also Poolside bar service to enjoy! It was definitely worth it.
I did enjoy the bottle of water that was delivered. I had a few Snack bar stops there. I didn't try the Soup in restaurant or Desserts in restaurant, but from what I saw, it looked scrumptious. But to be frank, once you have tried the breakfast buffet, you really don't need the other stuff!
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Sauna? Yes, Please!
Now, for the pampering! They had the whole shebang: Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap. I. Was. In. Heaven. I didn't try everything, because, let's be realistic, I wasn't there for that long! But I did get a massage, and it was phenomenal. Seriously, the pressure was perfect, the oils smelled divine, and I practically melted into the massage table. It was an absolute escape. I needed that after the coffee debacle.
They also had a Fitness center and a Gym/fitness area. I tried the Gym/fitness facility. The gym was well-equipped, but honestly, I preferred spending my time by the Pool with view. I could barely make it to the gym!
Services and Conveniences: From Concierge to… Well, Mostly Concierge
The Services and conveniences were generally solid. The Concierge was incredibly helpful with recommendations and booking transportation. The Luggage storage was a lifesaver, and the Daily housekeeping was impeccable. The staff knew I wasn't a fan of the coffee, and made sure they kept that in mind at breakfast.
Other pluses: Air conditioning in public area, Elevator, Currency exchange, Doorman, Dry cleaning, and a Convenience store. I appreciated the Front desk [24-hour] service, especially when I had a midnight craving for something sweet (which, let’s face it, happened more than once). They also offered Car park [free of charge] service!
The (Slightly) Messier Bits: Little Annoyances and Missing Jewels
Okay, time for the less-than-perfect parts.
- Internet woes: While they advertise Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (and, technically, it was free), the signal strength was a bit… spotty. I'm talking, sometimes buffering videos and the occasional dropped video call. The Internet [LAN] option was available, but I didn't bother setting it up. Internet services were there, but with the Wi-Fi issues, it wasn't my best experience. Wi-Fi in public areas? Not much better.
- Room Decorations: Yeah, so the room décor was… fine. Not particularly memorable. A little bland, actually. It's not a major complaint, but I'm a sucker for personality. I'd have loved some local artwork or a pop of color.
I wasn't able to explore the Kids facilities, Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, or the Kids meal options. I was traveling without children.
Plus, it would have been awesome to explore some of the "hidden gems" like the Shrine or the Exterior corridor. I'm sure they're lovely, but I wasn't able to see them during my stay!
The Verdict: Worth a Stay? Absolutely!
Despite a few hiccups (mostly the coffee), Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Luxury 2-Bed Service Apartment is a winner. The cleanliness, the awesome massage, the amazing breakfast, and the friendly(ish) staff make it a solid choice. It's not without its quirks, but that's part of the charm, right? Just remember to pack your own instant coffee sachets, and you'll be golden.
Final Score: 4.5 out of 5 stars (with a small deduction for the coffee)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! You're about to get a peek into my Hanoi adventure, specifically, the Royal City 2 Beds Services Apartment. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and the raw, unadulterated truth of travel. No airbrushing here, folks.
Hanoi Chaos: My Week in Royal City (and Beyond)
Day 1: Arrival and Apartment Angst (and Awesome Pho!)
- Morning: Landed in Hanoi! Jet lag was already kicking my butt. The airport hustle felt like a chaotic dance. Found my pre-booked taxi (thank god!). Driver – bless his heart – drove like a caffeinated squirrel in a go-kart.
- Afternoon: Royal City. The apartment. Two beds, yeah. Looked kinda… sterile. Like a showroom that forgot the furniture. Found the AC control. Praise the sun! But the promised "balcony with a view" was more a "balcony-adjacent-to-a-brick-wall." Slight disappointment.
- Evening: The food, oh the food! Found a tiny pho place near the apartment. The broth sang, the noodles were perfect, the meat melted in my mouth. I ate three bowls (don’t judge!). My first experience was a delicious beginning, It's the place that truly showed me the beauty and rich food. I felt really awesome. Went back again later.
- Rambling Moment: Okay, I have to admit, the apartment was a little… soul-less. It was like staying in a hotel but you're expected to do your own laundry. But, hey, it was clean. And the pho… oh, the pho. That's all that matters right now.
Day 2: Lost in the Old Quarter (and Regretting My Shoes)
- Morning: Brave the Old Quarter. Street food paradise, right? Yes. Traffic hell? Also yes. My shoes – sensible walking sandals I thought were a good idea – were immediately regretting my decision.
- Afternoon: Found a “tailor”. Bought a silk shirt. Bargained… badly. Think I paid double. But the shirt is gorgeous, so whatever. Wandered through the chaotic streets feeling like a moth to a particularly fragrant flame, the Old Quarter never felt to be so lively, the city's soul really show itself.
- Evening: Attempted a water puppet show. Got completely lost finding the theater. Arrived late. Didn't understand a word. Left halfway through. (Water puppets - not my thing, apparently). Found another Pho place. My second bowl that day.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer volume of motorcycles is mind-boggling. Like, is there a single person in Hanoi who doesn't own one? And the way they weave through traffic? It's a ballet of near-misses. I almost lost my life. It was so funny.
Day 3: Halong Bay – Beauty and Boat Blues
- Morning: Halong Bay tour. The pictures looked… divine. The reality? Crowd-surfing tourists, a slightly grumpy tour guide, and a boat that definitely saw better days
- Afternoon: Kayaking! The emerald water was breathtaking. Paddled past limestone karsts, got a sun burn, and felt utterly small and insignificant in the face of nature's grandeur. Then, lunch. A buffet on the boat. The buffet was a disaster.
- Evening: Back in Hanoi. Exhausted, slightly sunburned, and craving a proper shower (the boat's facilities were… let's say “rustic”). I'm still thinking about that buffet.
- Emotional Reaction: Halong Bay was EPIC. Seriously, the views. But the boat tour? Kinda underwhelming. I felt like they really try to squeeze as much money from tourist as possible. I guess that's how it is, I am okay to bear it.
Day 4: Culture Shock (and Coffee Addiction)
- Morning: Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum – solemn and… intense. Lines were long. Everyone seemed so respectful. I felt like a tourist. Visited the Temple of Literature. Found the whole experience kinda… underwhelming.
- Afternoon: Vietnamese coffee. Oh. My. God. Strong, sweet, and everything I want in my life right now. Spent the afternoon cafe-hopping. I'm officially a coffee addict.
- Evening: Cooking class. Learnt to make spring rolls. Mine looked like… misshapen caterpillars. The others were pretty good. Got to eat them, tho!
- Messy Structure Moment: Okay, so the Mausoleum was… intense. I felt like I was intruding. And the Temple of Literature was pretty, but I didn't feel anything. Was I supposed to? I felt bad for feeling nothing, but I really, really liked the coffee. And the spring rolls.
Day 5: The Art of Bargaining (and Getting Scammed… Maybe)
- Morning: Back to the Old Quarter. This time with a mission: buy gifts. Hit the night market. Haggling is an art form in Hanoi. I think I'm getting better. Except… I bought a "genuine silk scarf" which, upon closer inspection, seems to be made of… something less luxurious.
- Afternoon: Went to a museum to see the art, felt a bit of bored after a long day of a lot of walking, didn't really feel the art, even though it's still a good memory. I will come back later, for sure.
- Evening: Found a craft beer place. Hanoi has some surprisingly good craft beer. Drank a lot of it. Talked to some locals. They were really nice.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: That scarf! I’m pretty sure I got scammed. But it's pretty. And I needed it. It's a part of the memories.
Day 6: Royal City Relaxation (and Laundry Day)
- Morning: Laundry. The apartment has a washing machine! Woohoo! Spent the morning catching up on emails, reading, and generally feeling lazy.
- Afternoon: Hit the Royal City mall. It's huge. And really… boring. Except for the cinema. Saw a movie (in English).
- Evening: Dinner in the apartment. Cooked instant noodles. Feeling homesick.
- Rambling Moment: Okay, the Royal City mall is… fine. But it felt kind of… out of place. Like a slice of suburbia plopped down in the middle of chaotic Hanoi. I miss the pho. And the hustle and bustle.
Day 7: Departure (and Leaving a Piece of My Heart)
- Morning: Last bowl of pho. Tears. Packing. Leaving the apartment feeling… bittersweet.
- Afternoon: Airport. Goodbye, Hanoi.
- Evening: On the plane. Reflecting. Hanoi was messy, chaotic, beautiful, and utterly unforgettable. I will be back. (And I’ll bring better shoes).
- Final Thought: Hanoi? You stole my heart. Even if you did give me food poisoning and try to bankrupt me with silk scarves. I loved it. And I miss it already.
Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Luxury 2-Bed Service Apartment - Spill the Tea, Honey! (FAQs)
Okay, spill the tea: Is this place REALLY luxurious? Like, Instagram-worthy luxurious? My feed is my life.
Alright, alright, settle down, Insta-queen. YES. And no. Let me explain. The apartment itself? Stunning. Think sleek, modern design, HUGE windows overlooking (maybe) some charming Hanoi alleyway (depending on the exact location), and honestly, a kitchen I wouldn't mind actually using – a first! The furniture? Plush. The lighting? Perfect for selfies, naturally. But here's the REALITY check. Remember, it's Hanoi. So, "luxury" is relative. I remember the first time I saw the bathroom, a wave of pure, unadulterated joy washed over me. Then...the water pressure decided to take a nap during my shower (mid-conditioner, the horror!). So, it's definitely luxurious in its own, uniquely Vietnamese way. Prepare for potential quirks – like the occasional power outage (they're short, but they happen!), or the elevator deciding it hates you. Consider it part of the "authentic" experience. And the Instagram? Oh, darling, it'll be FIRE. Just maybe factor in the aforementioned potential water pressure woes.
What's the deal with the service? I’m high-maintenance. Don't judge.
High-maintenance? Honey, me too. And the service? Mostly fantastic. Seriously. They're generally incredibly attentive and friendly. Cleaning? Impeccable. They'll actually fold your underwear (or at least they *should* – I caught a little bit of a mix-up *once*, but quickly set matters straight). Laundry service? Brilliant. Dry cleaning? Available, thank the heavens because my favorite silk shirt is NOT going in the wringer. The biggest thing is you need to be patient. Cultural differences, miscommunications...it happens. But they go above and beyond. One time, I mentioned needing a SIM card, and within an hour, there it was! Someone even spoke PERFECT English (almost unnerving, actually), and patiently explained everything. So yeah, it's good. But, and this is crucial: *be nice.* A little kindness goes a long way. And remember, sometimes, even the best service can be a *little*…slower than you're used to. Embrace the laid-back vibe. You’re in Hanoi, not New York.
Two bedrooms? Why? Who's going with me – my pet goldfish and a cactus?
Good question! Honestly, the two-bedroom thing is *genius*. Even if you're flying solo, it’s glorious. You get a whole spare room. It’s an office, a dressing room, a place to do yoga, a place to hide from the world…the possibilities are endless. I had a *massive* pile of clothes that needed sorting when I was there, and the extra room was a godsend. Going with a friend or family? Even better! Privacy! Space! No more fighting over the bathroom mirror! Bonus points if one of you snores (or is a cactus). If you *are* travelling with just a goldfish, be sure to get in touch, I’ve got a few connections to help.
How's the location? I need access to pho, banh mi, and cocktails, ASAP.
Location, location, location! This is where things get interesting. These apartments are generally in *prime* locations. But "prime" can mean a LOT of things in Hanoi. Be prepared to walk. A LOT. Hanoi is a city of hidden gems, tucked down alleyways and behind seemingly unassuming doors. Google Maps is your BFF. Pho? Banh mi? Cocktails? You’ll be drowning in them. Street food is *everywhere*. Just...be adventurous. Try everything. And watch out for those sneaky little Vietnamese water bottles; they're cheap but a bit of a curse because you'll drink them all day! And a personal anecdote: On my first trip, I got completely lost. I was sweaty, hangry, and swearing under my breath. After wandering for what felt like hours, I stumbled upon a tiny little bar with the BEST cocktails I'd ever had. It's still my favorite spot. So get lost. It’s part of the fun, actually.
Is it noisy? I need my beauty sleep.
Oh, honey, Hanoi. So it's noisy. It’s like the city thinks a cacophony of motorbikes, honking, and general urban chaos is its symphony. The apartments, being *luxury*, usually have decent soundproofing, but don't expect absolute silence. And my advice? Embrace it. It becomes part of the charm. Earplugs are your friends. And consider getting a white noise app. I'm a light sleeper, and it took me a few nights to adjust, but eventually, I found the constant hum comforting. I've even started missing it a bit! It’s the sound of Hanoi, darling. Get used to it.
What's the Wi-Fi like? (My work (and stalking) depends on it.)
Okay, this is important. The Wi-Fi is generally good. But. And it's a big but. Sometimes, it goes a bit…wonky. Like, mid-Zoom call, mid-Instagram binge, mid-online shopping spree. It’ll drop. It’ll buffer. It'll make you want to scream into a pillow. My advice? Don't rely on it *entirely*. Have a backup plan for your work: a mobile hotspot or a cafe with reliable internet. Embrace the occasional downtime. Put away your phone. Actually *look* around you. Hanoi is a beautiful place that deserves your attention. Just don't forget that important meeting, though, or you'll regret it. Trust me. AND. If you *really* need it, ask the staff if you are experiencing issues. I mean, the staff are amazing, but don't be shy in pointing out a problem. They will do their best to fix it, as long as you treat them with respect!
How much does this luxury cost, exactly? My budget is... flexible. (Wink.)
"Flexible," huh? Well, let's just say it's more than a hostel. More than a budget hotel. But… it's generally *significantly* less than what you'd pay for a similar level of luxury in, say, New York or London. This is where Hanoi shines. You can live like royalty without breaking the bank. Do your research, compare prices, and remember: peak season (like, around Tet holiday) is always pricier. Generally, it's a steal, given the quality and space. And think of it this way: You're getting a beautiful apartment, fantastic service, and a taste of the good life, all for what you'd probably spend on a weekend brunch back home. Get yourself a good deal, and you'll easily be able to afford the daily massages and the endless street food feasts.
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