Escape to Paradise: Luna Resort's Koh Rong Magic!
Escape to Paradise: Luna Resort's Koh Rong Magic!
Escape to Paradise: Luna Resort's Koh Rong Magic! - A Review in Utterly Honest Detail
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the sandy beans on Luna Resort on Koh Rong. Forget those bland, corporate travel reviews – I’m giving you the real, unfiltered, possibly slightly-too-enthusiastic, me version. Let’s dive in, shall we?
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Okay, first things first: Getting There & Accessibility (or, Did I Break a Sweat?)
The journey to Koh Rong itself is an adventure. Ferries? Speedboats? My brain temporarily short-circuited from the options. But hey, that amazing feeling when you finally see the island…worth every slightly nauseating wave-induced wobble.
Accessibility: Honestly? A Mixed Bag, but with Bright Spots. I'm not wheelchair-bound, but I'm always hyper-aware of these things. Elevators exist (yay!), BUT navigating the resort, especially to the beach, did involve some slopes and potentially tricky pathways. They have a doorman (that helped a lot!), and I saw the facilities for disabled guests listed. I'd highly recommend directly contacting the resort beforehand to clarify specifics based on your needs. Because, let’s be real, a “beach” and “accessible” aren’t always best friends.
Rooms: My Private Sanctuary (and the Occasional Mosquito!)
My room? Pure bliss. Wi-fi was glorious (free!) in all rooms! I could Netflix and chill by the AC! (Which, by the way, was a godsend - Air conditioning in the Cambodian heat is crucial! The blackout curtains were essential after those sunsets.) Rooms sanitized between stays (this is a good thing), Rooms equipped with a hair dryer, mini-bar, in-room safe, complimentary bottled water and a refrigerator! I had a window that opens for that fresh, salty breeze, and a private bathroom, of course, with a bathtub! I'm not kidding: I spent a solid hour just in the bathtub. The bathrobes were plush, and I practically inhaled the slippers. My bed felt amazing (extra long bed! woohoo!), and the desk and laptop workspace came in handy for actually working (when I wasn't at the beach). Oh, and the wake-up service! Needed it. Badly. Daily housekeeping kept things spotless. Bless them!
Food, Glorious Food: My Stomach's Epic Adventure
Okay, food! Let’s talk! Restaurants galore! Poolside bar? Check. Snack bar? Double-check! Asian cuisine, Western cuisine, international cuisine - they had it all. Buffet in restaurant at breakfast was a glorious, chaotic mess of deliciousness. Asian breakfast was my jam, but they had Western breakfast options too. I may have eaten my weight in pastries. I’m not proud. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent, the bottle of water (always appreciated!). A la carte in restaurant was also available. I heard tales of a fantastic vegetarian restaurant as well, though I didn't partake. I did find excellent desserts in restaurant. Yes. I died and went to heaven several times.
The One Meal That Ruined Everything (But Then Saved It):
There was this one dinner. I ordered… something adventurous. It arrived looking like a beautiful, artistically arranged bowl of… well, questionable ingredients. Let’s just say my tastebuds staged a revolt. I wanted to throw the plate out the window. Seriously. I actually considered getting it taken away by room service [24-hour]. (I am not even a picky eater!)
BUT, the waiter, bless his soul, saw my face. He swooped in like a culinary rescuer and offered an alternative meal arrangement. He listened, he understood, and he brought me something perfect. That, my friends, is service. Redemption. And it underscored that, even when things go wrong, Luna Resort cares. Safe dining setup. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
Relaxation Stations: Spas, Pools, and Bliss
Pool with view? OH YES. The infinity pool overlooking the beach? Pure, unadulterated magic. I spent hours just bobbing around, staring at the turquoise water, and feeling my worries melt away. They had a swimming pool [outdoor] too (duh!).
Spa/sauna and Steamroom - I'm not a spa person, but it looked like they had all the bells and whistles. There was a Body scrub, Massage, and Foot bath, and more. My friends went, and raved about it.
Things to Do: Beyond Sunbathing (If You Can Tear Yourself Away)
Things to do? Koh Rong itself is the main event - the beach is magnificent. I spent days swimming in the sea with the view of the resort terrace. I heard there used to be CCTV in common areas and outside the property, which made me feel safe. I can confirm there was a security [24-hour] and a front desk [24-hour]. There was a Shrine and even a proposal spot if you’re inclined.
The Less Sexy Stuff: Logistics and (Mostly) Good Practices
Cleanliness and Safety? Anti-viral cleaning products and professional-grade sanitizing services were everywhere, which, in the current climate, is hugely reassuring. Daily disinfection in common areas. Hand sanitizer stations. Staff trained in safety protocol. The whole shebang. They even had individually-wrapped food options. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was reasonably well-enforced. I felt safe.
Other stuff: They have a concierge, a dry cleaning service, laundry service, and luggage storage. The amenities were a blessing, as a travel blogger. If you, like me, are a travel blogger, don't worry, they have Wi-Fi for special events and Audio-visual equipment for special events and projector/LED display. They also provide meetings stationery and a business center should you need to work.
For the Kids:
I didn’t have any kids with me, but there were families galore. They had a babysitting service and kids facilities.
The Little Quirks (and a Few Gripes)
- Internet: The internet itself was reliable! - which is a miracle. I could even do some quick video calls! I am an internet addict and I was very happy.
- The Staff: The staff were generally lovely. Smiling faces, genuinely helpful. They even remembered my coffee order! However, communication could occasionally be a little challenging - a few misunderstandings here and there.
- The mosquitoes: Bring bug spray. Seriously. I was devoured.
Overall: The Verdict?
Luna Resort is… well, it's pretty damn special. It's not perfect, but it's got heart. And it's got that Koh Rong magic. It's the kind of place where you can lose yourself for a week, eat too much, relax completely, and maybe, just maybe, forget about the real world for a little while. Go. Just go. And tell them I sent you. (No, no, don't do that. That's embarrassing.)
Final Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Stars (Minus half a star for those darn mosquitoes!)
Escape to Paradise: Unbeatable Deals at Grande Albergo Abruzzo, Chieti!Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average cookie-cutter itinerary. This is survival on Koh Rong, Luna Resort edition. And trust me, after spending a week there, I've got stories… and a serious tan line.
The Koh Rong Chaos: A Luna Resort Ramble
Day 1: Arrival & Utter Disbelief (and a Mango Smoothie Saved My Soul)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Landed in Sihanoukville. Okay, alright, the airport looked like a glorified bus stop. The bus to the pier? Let's just say it involved some serious swerving and a driver who seemed to be auditioning for a rally car race. But hey, adventure, right? Famous last words.
- Before Noon (11:00 AM): Ferry to Koh Rong. Seasick? Me? Never! …Except, maybe a little. Let's just say I contemplated feeding the fish my entire breakfast burrito. I found the boat pretty slow going and I was worried about being late to the resort.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): FINALLY, Luna Resort! And… it's postcard-worthy. Seriously. That turquoise water? Unreal. I almost cried. Of joy. Or relief, that I hadn't barfed everywhere on the ferry.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Checked in. The bungalows are cute, rustic, maybe a little too rustic. The "mosquito net" looked more like a suggestion than a barrier. Ugh the heat. But then… I found the bar, and the mango smoothie. Pure. Bliss.
- Evening (5:00 PM): Beach stroll. Watched the sunset. Had a moment. Koh Rong, you beautiful, treacherous beast, I'm in love. Maybe a little too much.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Diner at the resort restaurant. The food was good, simple.
Day 2: Sunstroke, Sand, and a Chicken Incident
- Morning (8:00 AM): Oof. Woke up feeling like a sun-dried tomato. Overdid it on the beach yesterday. Lesson learned: SPF 50 is non-negotiable.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Breakfast. The buffet was… basic. Eggs? Check. Toast? Check. Coffee that tasted suspiciously like mud. Check and ugh.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Tried snorkeling. Saw some fish! Lost my flipper in the current a little bit.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Lunch. Chicken. Decently cooked.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Watched another guest feed a chicken a piece of chicken. What is life?
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Nap. Needed a nap. Sunstroke is a real thing, people.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner at the Resort restaurant. I saw the chicken again. I have developed a complex around chickens now.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Stargazing. The stars were amazing. For a while, it was nice to get rid of the chicken.
Day 3: Diving Deep (Emotionally and Literally)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Yoga on the beach. Okay, I tried. I lasted about 15 minutes before the heat and the sandflies sent me running for cover.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Diving! Booked a beginner's dive. I was terrified. Seriously. The scuba gear felt like a torture contraption. But then… underwater. It's magical. Silent, serene, and I saw a freakin' sea turtle! I might have shed a tear (or two).
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Post-dive, debrief with my instructor. He was super chill. We talked about life, the universe, and the fact that I almost swallowed half the ocean.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): More beach time. This time with ALL the sunscreen. And a good book. Bliss.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner. Had the best cocktails of my life.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Met some other travelers. Talking about how they're getting out of Koh Rong. I get it.
Day 4: The Island Hop and the Lost Flip-Flop
- Morning (7:00 AM): Woke up early (again). Decided to take a boat trip around the island.
- Morning (8:00 AM): Island Hopping. It was a boat ride. I didn't expect it to be that long. I did like seeing the beaches. The water was nice.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Beach and lunch on Long Beach. After a while, I got bored. I lost a flip-flop. Went to the beach bar and found the other travelers.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Decided to go for a hike. It was too hot. I gave up.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner at the Resort restaurant. Watched the sunset.
- Evening (7:00 PM): The karaoke event was happening. It was not for me. I went for a walk on the beach.
Day 5: Relaxation and Regrets (Mainly About That Chicken)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Ate leftover rice.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Spa day! Finally. Massages were incredible. I fell asleep. Don't tell anyone.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): More beach. More sun. Less regret.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Regret. I'm thinking about the chicken again.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): I'm thinking about leaving.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner. I tried to make sure the chicken was safe.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Watched the waves.
Day 6: The Breakdown and the Beach Party (and more chicken)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Breakdown time! Something about the humidity, the internet, and the persistent presence of that damn chicken finally got to me. I had a minor meltdown.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Found the breakfast, ate the eggs. Still felt like crying.
- Morning (10:00 AM): My emotions feel very weird.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): I decided. Going to the beach party, might be fun.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Beach party. It was fun.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Got back to the bungalow.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Had a beer. The end.
Day 7: Departing (and Counting the Chickens)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Breakfast. I didn't see the chicken. I checked out.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Ferry back to Sihanoukville. One last look at Koh Rong. Goodbye, you crazy, beautiful island.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Bus and flight.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Home. I think.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Thinking about going vegan.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Writing down my experience.
Final Thoughts:
Koh Rong is not for the faint of heart. It's raw, it's real, and it will challenge you. But despite all the chaos, the heat, and the freakin' chickens… I'd go back in a heartbeat. It was an adventure. A messy, imperfect, sunburnt adventure.
And next time, I'm bringing earplugs. And maybe a chicken disguise. Just in case.
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